Ma Wenshan watched the show for a long time. He looked up and saw a fat rabbit. Then he looked at Lian Zhen who was holding the fat rabbit.
Grandpa Ma was suddenly startled: Damn, this is coming towards me!
The old man has been conservative all his life, but now that he is dragged up to compete, he is thinking only of winning glory for his country and not losing face.
But looking at Lian Zhen, he felt that it was really difficult for him to "fight" for anything, so he shrank back weakly and stammered, "You, you, you... don't come over here, I'm sixty-eight years old, I can be scared to death easily!"
Lian Zhen: “…”
Everyone: "..." Is this still the same pedantic old man Ma?
Old Man Ma hugged the "supplies" that Xie Yuantang gave him tightly, staring at Lian Zhen without blinking.
Lian Zhen walked up to him holding the rabbit and said in a deep voice, "Senior, I don't want to attack you. You should go down by yourself if you know what's best for you."
Ma Wenshan shook his head, grabbed the pepper spray and threw it at her: "Don't come over!"
Lian Zhen dodged quickly, but the smell of chili in the air made Po Jun and others next door sneeze several times.
Seeing that the pepper water was useless, Ma Wenshan threw out the rotten eggs one after another.
"Bump!"
Two eggs hit the center of the field, and everyone in the area immediately covered their noses and quickly dodged!
Shen Cen said with a painful expression: "Little Princess, I told you this thing doesn't work. Don't use it next time. It's too easy to accidentally hurt your teammates!"
Po Jun retched and said, "How could you, Xuan Zhao, be so...ugh...so mean!"
Shen Cen was unhappy: "We are insidious, but you are upright when you bring animals to the stage?"
Situ Mo: "And dealing with a 68-year-old man."
Leng Yunting: "My little niece is only nine years old."
Po Jun: “…” Are all Xuan Zhao’s people so eloquent?
The Qingyao trio knew they were not good at talking, so they didn't say anything except chanting scriptures and forming a formation. However, with two more bad guys around, none of them wanted to stand in the center of the field, so naturally they couldn't use the "Buddha's Descent" formation.
A group of people inexplicably started fighting along the edge. Xie Yuantang took a look and couldn't help but shake his head.
At first glance, they are all rich and powerful people. If she and Bai Lang were fighting here, they would not only be rotten eggs, but would also roll into the mud.
In other words, these people were competing in martial arts, while the one between her and Bai Lang was a fight to the death.
Below the stands, the smell wafting from afar made everyone cover their noses.
Situ Feng covered his nose with a handkerchief and said, "Fifth Brother, how did you fumigate these rotten eggs? Why do they stink for so long?"
Situ Yan stared at the arena without turning his head and said, "It's an exclusive formula. The taste varies according to the needs of different customers. If you want, there are also spicy and poisonous flavors."
Before Situ Feng could say anything, Situ Xu immediately said, "No, no, why would I buy so many rotten eggs if there's nothing wrong?"
After that, he took out the mint snuff bottle and handed it to Situ Feng: "Sister, take it, you won't feel uncomfortable if you smell this."
Concubine Li fanned herself and Situ Qing non-stop, and while fanning she instructed Qu Pei: "Go get some fresh flowers and plants, and light some incense to get rid of the smell."
Situ Qing rubbed his brows, thinking of the stinky egg he had slapped on the dragon table that time, and thought to himself that this girl carries it with her all day long, isn't she afraid that it will be crushed and suffocated one day?
In the research room.
Numbers zero to ten stood in a row looking at the arena.
Number 10: “Crack!” Rotten eggs are really useful. I’ll ask the experiment subjects to make more later.
Number Nine: "Ka!" Are humans afraid of stinking? Then why don't we rub some dry shit? I'll keep it for Tang Bao as a secret weapon.
When the other corpses heard this, they thought it was a good idea!
Number Three shook his head: "Kacha!" Unfortunately, we have no shit.
Number Zero was the smartest. He waved his hand and said, "Click!" It's my responsibility. I know where the toilet in the Fifth Prince's Mansion is.
So from that day on, the Fifth Prince's mansion would always have toilets missing for unknown reasons, not only human toilets, but even horse manure in the stables would disappear.
Of course, this is all later, let’s get back to the present.
On the fighting stage, Lian Zhen dodged the chili water and rotten eggs and was about to cut Ma Wenshan's rope. But as soon as he got close, Ma Wenshan clamped her legs together and said, "Little girl, don't come any closer. I... I have a stomachache!"
Lian Zhen frowned: "Senior, since you don't want to go down by yourself, I can only give you a ride."
As soon as he finished speaking, Ma Wenshan squeezed his butt pad nervously.
"Puff puff~"
The familiar voice sounded again. Originally, no one would be fooled this time, but Ma Wenshan said "stomachache", and Lian Zhen jumped away with a red face: "You... old rogue!"
Ma Wenshan had been pedantic and old-fashioned all his life, but he never expected that he would lose his integrity in his later years and be called an "old rogue". He felt very aggrieved:
"Don't talk nonsense, little girl. I didn't do anything rude to you. You, you, you...don't hurt me. My wife will beat me."
Lian Zhen's face flushed, and he didn't approach him. He angrily ordered the rabbit, "Go, bite off his rope!"
The fat rabbit jumped forward, leaped onto Ma Wenshan, and started biting him.
Ma Wenshan had seen rabbits before, but he had never seen one so ferocious, especially one with bloodshot eyes, which looked abnormal no matter how he looked at it.
When the rabbit opened its mouth and bit towards his face, Old Man Ma burped and fainted from fright!
Even though he fainted, Ma Wenshan still held the knotted rope tightly in his hand.
Seeing this, Lian Zhen was about to step forward to untie the rope, but before he could take a step, a small figure suddenly pounced on his back.
Xie Yuantang hugged Lian Zhen tightly and whispered in her ear with a smile: "Sister Lian Zhen, right? It is also illegal to molest an old man~"
Lian Zhen choked and said angrily, "How did I molest him? Don't talk nonsense!"
As she said this, she wanted to throw Xie Yuantang off, but Xie Yuantang was like a monkey, clinging to her tightly with his hands and feet, and no matter how she pulled, he was firmly nailed to her back and would not come down.
Lian Zhen was anxious and grabbed Xie Yuantang's arm with one hand: "If you don't come down, I will not be polite!"
"Who's afraid of who! Aa ...
Xie Yuantang opened his mouth and bit!
Lian Zhen quickly let go and instead grabbed Xie Yuantang's ankles with both hands, trying to push her off.
Who would have thought that the next second, Xie Yuantang suddenly laughed, hugged Lian Zhen's neck, and gave her a big kiss on the cheek:
"Mua! Sister Lian Zhen smells so good~"
Lian Zhen: “…” This is what you call indecent assault!
Tianfu, who was always rational, was stunned when he saw this scene: "You...what are you doing?"
Not only was he stupid, but Situ Feng and Situ Yan in the stands also went crazy.
Situ Feng shouted anxiously: "Where did this little devil come from? Xie Yuantang didn't even kiss me, so why should I kiss her!"
Situ Yan stood up with a dark face and glared at Wu Chen opposite him: "Tell your people to get off!"
Wu Chen: “…” I’m too lazy to pay attention to you.
All the anger in Lian Zhen's heart was wiped out by that kiss.
Anyone who has such a soft and sticky little thing on his back, and who calls her sister affectionately and kisses her, this... who can have the heart to do it!
Lian Zhen couldn't bring himself to throw her to the ground, so he could only blush and stammer, "You, you, you... get down here quickly!"
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