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Chapter 406: Buddha is the Witness!
The four people in the Buddha's descending formation officially formed an alliance. Shi Yi and others did not dare to underestimate them and hurriedly said, "Don't let them join forces. The Buddha's sound will eliminate karma!"
Xie Yuantang tilted his head and used another named move.
Just as she was guessing what this move would be, suddenly Shi Yi and the other five people started chanting scriptures together.
It is not scary if five monks chant together, but it is scary if five monks surround you, walk around and chant.
The sound was like noise with reverberation, so loud that it made people's ears and head hurt!
But I just can't get out. The more impatient I am, the easier it is to lose my mind.
"So noisy!" Tan Lang's face was ferocious. He just tried to rush forward, but was beaten back by Shi Wu's "Buddha's Light Shines Everywhere".
Situ Mo was relatively calm, and said while enduring the pain: "Calm down!"
Shen Cen shook his head and gritted his teeth and said, "This sound is too annoying, no one can stand it..."
Before he finished speaking, the three of them looked at Xie Yuantang, who had not complained since the beginning.
Tan Lang looked at her in surprise: "How are you okay?"
Xie Yuantang: "What did you say?"
Tan Lang: “…”
Xie Yuantang giggled and took out three pairs of earplugs from her floral bag: "Just plug your ears and it will be fine."
Three people: "..." Why do you have everything in your bag?
Without further ado, the three of them immediately plugged their ears.
Xie Yuantang chuckled: "Is this what is called the sound of Buddha eliminating karma? I can answer this question too!"
As she spoke, she cleared her throat and began to sing her famous song.
The Qingyao Five: "Thus I have heard, the Buddha said..."
Xie Yuantang: "I had a grandmother before~"
The Qingyao Five: "Mommy, mommy, coax~"
Xie Yuantang: "Yiya Yilyo~"
The Qingyao Five: "Like a dream..."
Xie Yuantang: "Later I called my grandma, call me grandma~lohe~"
The Qingyao Five: "..."
I can’t sing anymore, if I continue I’ll be possessed!
Shi Er, San, Si and the other three attacked Xie Yuantang at the same time, trying to knock down the person who was singing out of tune, but as soon as they made their move, they were stopped by Situ Mo and the other three.
Xie Yuantang hid among the three people, singing passionately, not caring about the pitch at all, singing as high as he could: "Once upon a time I had a grandmother... Third brother, come and sing with me!"
Situ Mo: “…” I’d rather die than do it!
Shen Cen's face twisted: "Little Princess, I think your attack power alone is strong enough."
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In the stands, Jiayan's three views were shattered.
"why?"
He turned and looked at Wu Chen: "Why can she sing so badly?"
Wu Chen's mouth twitched: "Buddha, please pay attention to your identity. Shouldn't you first pay attention to how explosive her lyrics are?"
Sitting on the dragon throne, the emperor rubbed his ears and said, "It's really harsh."
Concubine Xian: "Your Majesty, please be patient."
Concubine Li: "Your Majesty, how about you sing along? I think it sounds pretty good if you sing more."
My Emperor: “…”
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After breaking the Buddha's Sound to Eliminate Karma, the formation of the Qingyao Five-member Group was no longer very effective.
Situ Mo immediately said: "I will deal with two, and you can each take one!"
Xie Yuantang pointed at himself and said, "I'm going too? Third brother, you're going too far! How about you deal with the three of them?"
Situ Mo said with a fake smile: "Fifth brother's wife, if you don't get out quickly, your second uncle will be in trouble."
Xie Yuantang glanced at Leng Yunting who was struggling outside the formation, cursed inwardly, and rushed towards Shi Yi with his legs flapping.
Shi Yi didn't dare to underestimate Xie Yuantang anymore. When he saw her rushing towards him, he immediately got into horse stance and prepared for battle.
Unexpectedly, Xie Yuantang suddenly took out a cushion from his bag and threw it towards Shi Yi. The next second...
"Puff puff puff~"
The deafening fart sound made everyone on and off the field quiet down.
Even the other people in the fight looked over.
Shi Yi's face flushed immediately and he stammered, "It's not me, I didn't..."
Before he could finish explaining, he accidentally stepped on the lubricant and fell to the ground.
"Pfft~~~"
This time it was a fart sound with shit in it.
Everyone: “…” What a voice with its own flavor!
Shi Er and others subconsciously looked under Shi Yi: "Shi Yi, you..." Could it be that you have diarrhea?
Situ Mo chuckled and said, "Master, why don't you go down and deal with it first?"
Shi Yi collapsed, his face reddened and he cried out in injustice:
"I didn't poop my pants!"
"The Buddha is wise!"
In the stands, Wu Chen sighed sympathetically: "Just accept your fate."
He understood this feeling too well, and he had begged Buddha countless times, but the fact was that when he met Xie Yuantang, even Buddha was useless!
Situ Feng said with a smile: "This butt pad is really fun, it's worth buying dozens of them!"
Situ Xu's smiling face suddenly froze: "Why did you buy so much?"
Situ Feng said seriously: "Because it's on sale, buying one is ten taels, but buying ten is only ninety-five taels!"
Situ Xu: “…”
The emperor was in such a good mood after seeing this, especially when he saw Jiayan couldn't smile, he was even happier.
"It's a little rude, but the winner doesn't mind the details! Well done Yuan Tang!"
Situ Yan glanced at him and said, "If you don't know how to praise, then don't say anything. Who are you trying to annoy by using a 'although'? You, Ya, go ahead!"
My Emperor: “…” I will endure it, I will endure it!
Situ Yan glanced at Jia Yan again: "And the indecent one is obviously the monk from Qingyao!"
Jiayan: “…” Buddha is deaf and cannot hear.
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On the fighting stage.
Taking advantage of the moment when Shi Yi collapsed, Xie Yuantang rolled his eyes and dived over!
"Look at the headbutt of the big boss Tang Devil Child coming to the world!"
As soon as he finished speaking, his head hit Shi Yi's chin!
Shi Yi opened his mouth to explain, but the head suddenly hit him and bit the tip of his tongue. He screamed in pain: "Ahhh!"
Xie Yuantang took advantage of the situation and hit him in the chest again: "Headbutt! Headbutt times two! Headbutt times three!"
He beat Shi Yi so hard that he was knocked off the stage!
On the other side, Situ Mo also took the opportunity to knock Shi Er off the stage.
Two people from Qingyao's five-member team left at once.
Xie Yuantang then covered his forehead dizzily and sat down on the ground: "No, I have a concussion! Yue~"
Tan Lang, who had joined forces with them, saw this scene and immediately turned around and attacked Xie Yuantang: "Get down!"
Xie Yuantang sat on the ground, watching her running towards him, blinked, jumped forward, and stretched out his arms: "Monkey stealing peaches!"
Tan Lang: “…”
Even though he knew she was joking, Tan Lang still subconsciously paused.
Then, Shen Cen suddenly hit her from behind: "Little Princess, I'm here to help you!"
"Well!"
Tan Lang groaned and fell forward.
She happened to fall next to Xie Yuantang, and Xie Yuantang's devilish claw happened to touch her chest.
Xie Yuantang pinched it subconsciously.
Tan Lang's face flushed: "What are you doing?"
Xie Yuantang blinked, and unceremoniously pushed her off the stage with her little hand, laughing viciously:
"Well... I already called the monkey to steal the peaches, but you handed them to me yourself!"
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