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Chapter 402 Why do you bring lubricant?
My emperor: "..." My emperor was wronged and sobbed~
At other times, the emperor might be angry with his fifth son, but now his love rival is here and is trying to snatch his son from him. How dare he be angry with his son? He would rather go along with him and spoil him, for he is afraid that his son will not want him!
In the end, Situ Xu was smart. He came over and whispered, "Father, have you forgotten about the Qiuwu Competition? Let Xie Yuantang compete. That girl is a big loser!"
Situ Qing was stunned for a moment, and Concubine Li beside him was also surprised: "Xu'er, are you sure? Is Xie Yuantang that powerful?"
"Do not worry."
Situ Xu blinked at the two and said, "Father, who among us is panicking? Even if you don't believe me, you should at least believe Third Brother. He is the most sinister... ahem, the most stable. He even let Xie Yuantang stay at the top, which shows that he knows what's going on."
Situ Qing looked at his sons one by one and found that from Situ Ran to Situ Feng, none of them were panicking. Especially Situ Feng, who was excitedly shouting: "Come on, Xie Yuantang! If you win, I'll give you 10,000 taels!"
Situ Xu staggered: "..."
Situ Qing shook his head in amusement and waved his hand, saying, "Forget it, let her have her fun."
On the other side Wu Chen was quietly waiting for Xie Yuantang to be replaced, but he found out that he was not replaced!
Wu Chen was so anxious that he almost lost his grip on the clamp and blurted out, "Why don't you change someone? Let her down!"
Everyone was stunned and looked at him.
Wu Chen: "... ahem, this princess is saying..."
Master Wuchen pinched his throat, secretly tightened his anus and abdomen, and instantly became Princess Jasmine: "You can't bully the weak with your big body. Let the Fifth Prince's wife come down quickly."
Situ Ran said earnestly, "Moli, don't worry. Fifth brother's wife is very smart and nothing will happen to her."
Jasmine: “…” What I’m afraid of is that she’s too smart!
He knew better than anyone how many dirty tricks Xie Yuantang had. What was he most afraid of in a team battle? The most feared thing was that "rat shit"!
Thinking about the problems in Xie Yuantang's family, Jasmine felt like crying but had no tears.
He turned to look at Jia Yan who was sitting next to him, hoping that this person would say something.
Who knows, Jiayan has never seen Xie Yuantang take action, and he is very curious, so how could he stop him?
He asked Jasmine in confusion: "Why are you looking at me? Princess, why are you sweating? Are you afraid of Xie Yuantang? Why? Hey, why don't you look at me? Why don't you answer me?"
Jasmine: “…” Fuck you, why!
The old bald donkey is unreliable when it comes to critical moments!
Just like that, the matter of Xie Yuantang and Ma Wenshan taking the stage was hastily decided.
"Boom~"
With the sound of a drum, the competition officially begins.
There are three parties standing on the field.
Qing Yao's five contestants, from Shi Yi to Shi Wu, all have tall and straight figures, with the biceps on their arms faintly visible under their monk's robes.
The five people in Cangque are Pojun, Tanlang, Qishashen, Lianzhen and Tianfu, among which Tanlang and Lianzhen are both girls.
The one who spoke the most just now was Tan Lang, who looked to be only fourteen or fifteen years old. The one who stopped her was her twin brother Po Jun.
It is not strange that there are both men and women, but what is strange is that each of these five people brings an animal.
There was a palm-sized scorpion lying on Qi Sha's shoulder, Lian Zhen was holding a rabbit, Tian Fu didn't bring any animals, but it was not known whether he didn't have any or just didn't bring them to the game, while Po Jun and Tan Tan, the twin brother and sister, each had a long black snake coiled on their arms.
It looks weird and majestic.
On the other hand, Xuan Zhao...
"A-choo~" Grandpa Ma sneezed.
"Cough cough..." Situ Mo covered his lips and coughed.
"Hey~" Xie Yuantang jumped, trying to reach the rope on the pole but failed.
Two normal people plus an old, sick and young trio, this... can they really win?
Normal people Shen Cen and Leng Yunting looked at each other and sighed at the same time.
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Offstage, Situ Feng looked at the animals in the hands of Cang Que and the others and asked in surprise, "Is this... okay?"
Situ Xu nodded and said in a deep voice: "Didn't I say it before the game? You can use any weapon in the team battle, and there are no restrictions during the entire game."
Situ Ran also sighed and said, "The Cangque people are very fond of witchcraft and beast control techniques, and those animals are their most powerful weapons."
Situ Xu: "And they are usually highly poisonous."
Situ Feng clenched his fists in worry: "What should we do? Isn't Xie Yuantang in danger?"
Situ Xu raised his eyebrows and turned to look at Situ Yan.
The person who should be most worried is drinking tea calmly at this moment.
Situ Feng poked him: "Fifth brother, aren't you worried?"
Situ Yan blinked her peach blossom eyes in confusion and asked seriously, "What are you worried about? Are you worried about Cang Que?"
Situ Feng: “…”
On the other side, Yan Guanqing looked at Leng Zhenshan and Leng Yunting: "Can Yuan Tang really do it? This is not a joke."
Leng Zhenshan thought of the explosives at home: "It should be... no problem."
Leng Yunchao thought of the pitfalls at home, turned around and asked sincerely: "Master, you don't have to pay compensation for injuring someone, right?"
Yan Guanqing: “…” Okay, don’t worry about it.
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On the stage.
Fifteen people were watching and no one made the first move.
Xie Yuantang looked from left to right, then from right to left, his eyes rolling around, and raised his hand to ask the referee: "Can any weapon be used?"
The eunuch acting as referee nodded and said, "Whether it is a weapon or a living creature, there are no restrictions. As long as you bring it to the field, you can bring it."
After a pause, he continued, "But little princess, the game has already begun, you can't go down and take it."
Xie Yuantang smiled and waved his hand, "No need to get off, I'm carrying it."
Shen Cen asked curiously: "What did you bring?"
Situ Mo's eyes flickered slightly, and he had an inexplicable premonition in his heart: "Fifth brother's wife, you are not talking about your..." evil floral bag, are you?
Before she could finish her words, she saw Xie Yuantang reaching for the small floral shoulder bag.
Situ Mo: “…” As expected!
As Xie Yuantang dug out the eggs, he asked, "Who wants rotten eggs?"
Situ Mo took a step back silently: "No need."
Shen Cen shook his head: "I don't need it either."
Leng Yunting: "Yuan Tang, keep it for yourself."
Ma Wenshan raised his hand weakly: “Why not give it to me?” He was the weakest, so the less trouble he could cause, the better.
Xie Yuantang gave him two rotten eggs, and then took out: "Who wants chili water?"
Situ Mo, Leng Yunting and Shen Cen continued to shake their heads.
Ma Wenshan continued to reach out: "I want it."
Xie Yuantang: "Where's the butt pad?"
Ma Wenshan touched upon a knowledge blind spot: "What is a butt pad?"
Xie Yuantang stuffed the cushion into his hand and explained: "If anyone gets close to you, just pinch this, and the enemy will immediately walk away in embarrassment."
Grandpa Ma was puzzled but nodded obediently: "Oh, I'll remember it."
Xie Yuantang continued to take out: "Lubricant?"
Ma Wenshan: "I...ah?"
Situ Mo frowned: "Why do you bring lubricant?"
Xie Yuantang blinked her big eyes, and immediately stuffed the lubricant into her bag with her little hands: "I usually use it when I play with my husband, what do you care about me!"
Situ Mo Shen Cen: "..."
Leng Yunting was shocked: "Yuan Tang, tell me the truth, what do you guys usually do for fun?"
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