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Chapter 387 If I had known this, I would have gone through the main entrance tonight!
When Xie Yuantang heard this, his eyes immediately lit up, and he pulled Bai Lang out and ran: "I'll tell you about this little thing in detail later. Let's go, let's go enjoy the flowers first!"
Bai Lang was speechless: "Why are you admiring flowers in the middle of the night?"
Xie Yuantang smiled and blinked mysteriously: "Jasmine~"
The two of them and the dog went out. Hong Qi was stunned when she saw Bai Lang: "Mr. Bai, when did you come back... No, didn't you go out tonight?"
Even in this mansion, Bai Lang seemed particularly mysterious, often coming and going without a trace. Hongqiu and the others had assumed that he was not at home every night, so they were really scared when they suddenly saw him at this moment.
Bai Lang said perfunctorily: "Well, I didn't go out."
Just as he finished speaking, the door of the next room creaked open and Situ Yan walked out.
Seeing Bai Lang and the white dog behind him, her peach blossom eyes seemed to flash quickly.
For a moment, Bai Lang felt that he had seen something and was bound to ask some questions.
In the end, he just raised his eyebrows, turned around and said to Xie Yuantang with a smile: "I don't know what pit he fell into."
Xie Yuantang suppressed his laughter and said, "I hope it's not the pit on the cactus, otherwise it will be disfigured."
"Well... it's better not to be that dung pit. Imagine a jasmine flower stuck in cow dung... Tsk, it's too strong. I can't help but fork it out."
"Don't let that be the thorn pit..."
"And the stinky egg pit..."
"And there's a poisonous centipede pit..."
The two of them chattered back and forth. Xie Yuantang counted for a long time, smiling with dimples: "What should I do? It seems like Lily has failed in every way!"
Situ Yan chuckled and said, "I'm afraid he will have to break off his friendship with us."
After a pause, he added: "Or dead."
The two looked at each other and laughed out loud, and even Hongqiu in front of them started laughing.
Only Bai Lang followed behind with the white dog, his mind still thinking about the look in Situ Yan's eyes when he came out of the house just now.
He could deceive Hongqiu, but Situ Yan should have guessed that he had gone out. Why wasn't he curious at all about why he came back so soon?
After a few seconds, Bai Lang couldn't help but said to Situ Yan: "Hey! Aren't you going to ask me?"
Situ Yan looked at him suspiciously: "What do you want to ask? Oh, right..."
After a pause, Situ Yan glanced at the white dog beside him, and said with a smile in his peach blossom eyes: "You two brothers still have such a good relationship!"
White dog: "Woof!" Hello~
Bai Lang: “…” I really deserve it, why should I talk to him for no reason!
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When we got to the wall near the back door, we saw a pile of torches and lanterns, lighting up the entire yard like day.
Yan Mo, Yan Feng, Luo Ji and others had been waiting there for a long time, and the expression on everyone's face was very...subtle.
I wanted to laugh, but I had to hold it back, so my shoulders kept shaking as if they were equipped with vibration switches!
Although Xie Yuantang guessed that it was the beautiful Jasmine who fell into the trap, he also guessed that he was very powerful and would definitely make a lot of noise, and one or two traps might not be able to stop him.
But she never expected that reality would be even more exciting than she imagined!
I saw that the wildly growing vines on the wall formed a web, pulling Jasmine into the air.
The tip of one of the vines happened to be pointing at Jasmine's crotch, and it seemed as if it was about to stab her!
On the other side, there was a carnivorous plant on Jasmine's smooth forehead!
The Piranha plant probably didn't expect that the "boiled egg" it would eat tonight would be so smooth, and was wondering whether it should swallow it.
"Fuck... If I had known I would have gone through the front door tonight!"
Princess Jasmine, who had lost all hope in life, had a livid face, but she relied on her inner strength to fight against the carnivorous plant and the wildly growing vines at the same time!
I saw him pinching the stem of the Piranha Plant with one hand to prevent it from swallowing him.
He covered his crotch tightly with his other hand. He would rather the strange vine tip pierce his heart than allow it to ruin his innocence!
"what……"
Xie Yuantang was stunned, blinked and said: "It turned out to be a man-eating plant pit!"
Situ Yan said the most important thing: "It makes sense. After all, they are all plants, the same kind."
Xie Yuantang: "It's a pity that I don't have a camera..."
"Crack!"
Although Bai Lang didn’t know what this “braised egg” was, it didn’t stop him from joining in the fun!
As soon as Xie Yuantang finished speaking, Bai Lang took out his camera and took ten consecutive photos of this wonderful scene!
Then he shook the thing in his hand and said to Xie Yuantang, "I found it when I was rummaging through the garbage. There's also your old stuff in there..."
Xie Yuantang's eyes lit up, he reached out and grabbed the camera and stuffed it into his small bag: "Hide it quickly, hide it quickly, and sell it to Jasmine at a high price later!"
A few people stood not too far away, talking and laughing, and occasionally pointing and commenting on the beautiful scenery in front of them.
For a full half a quarter of an hour, no one came near!
Jasmine finally couldn't stand it anymore and yelled at Situ Yan: "Enough of laughing! If you don't let me down, I'll end my friendship with you!"
Situ Yan put the back of his hand on the corner of his lips and chuckled, "Sorry... This scene is so wonderful, I'm a little reluctant to ruin it."
Jasmine: “…” Damn, bad friend!
Finally, Xie Yuantang waved his hand, and the carnivorous plants and wild vines were retracted. Jasmine sat on the ground exhausted and snorted unhappily: "Water! I want to clean my face!"
Bai Fu just happened to come over at this time, and said with a gentle smile: "Hot water and change of clothes are ready, Master, please follow me."
Jasmine glanced at her, nodded and said, "Among so many evil creatures, you are the only one who is human. I, the Buddha, will protect you."
Bai Fu was stunned for a moment, then smiled slightly. She didn't have the nerve to tell him that the hot water was boiling all day long. She just calculated the time and watched the person put it down before she slowly walked over.
Jasmine stood up and glared at Xie Yuantang and Situ Yan as she walked past them. "I think he's very angry. You two can do whatever you want!"
As he said that, he raised his hand and pointed at Xie Yuantang. The white dog beside Bai Lang instantly stood up and pounced over with a "woof"!
Anyone who dares to point fingers at its brother's boss is asking for a bite!
Jasmine roared, "Why is there a dog here!"
Xie Yuantang scratched his head and said, "I'm sorry, Lily, Brother Bai Lang doesn't know you."
Jasmine: “…” Who the hell is Lily!
Bailang: “…” So “Brother Bailang” is already the official name of the dog?
Jasmine pinched the dog's head and gnashed her teeth as she said, "Get rid of it, or I will kill a living being and eat dog meat tonight!"
Seeing that the child with a Buddha-like face was about to be driven into becoming a devil, Xie Yuantang couldn't bear it anymore and winked at Bai Lang. Bai Lang raised his eyebrows slightly, whistled, and immediately called back "brother".
White Dog: "Woof~" Brother, I did a good job!
Bai Lang: “…”
Looking at Jasmine lying on the ground in a mess, Situ Yan sighed, walked forward and stretched out his hand to Jasmine: "Get up, Princess Jasmine."
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