The imperial concubine is nine and a half years old, and she is willing to overturn the table and re
Chapter 351 There are always a few people seeking death at critical moments!
The tacit understanding of their bloodline was fully demonstrated at this moment, and the four siblings all thought of canines at the same time!
The three brothers' faces were more distorted than each other. Only Situ Feng found it funny and asked with a smile: "Do you think we look like Xie Yuantang's children now..."
Before she could even utter that word, Situ Xu interrupted her immediately and said with a look of rejection: "Don't say it! I don't want to hear it!"
Situ Ran took a deep breath, and the Smiling Tiger Second Prince smiled again, with his hands behind his back, and said, "I don't know if you look like him, but I don't look like him anyway!"
Situ Mo covered his lips and coughed twice: "You guys chat, I'm leaving first."
As soon as he took a step, Situ Ran and Situ Xu turned around at the same time, and the three of them walked side by side.
As if they were in a hurry to prove something, the three brothers walked faster than each other, fearing that if they were a step slower, they would become Xie Yuantang's dogs!
Watching the three people leaving, Situ Feng covered her lips and chuckled, with a smile in her crescent-like eyes.
She used to have only one younger brother, but now she has several older brothers.
What everyone didn’t know was that on that same day, another incident was spreading quickly and secretly in the capital.
While Xie Yuantang was eating and sleeping in the palace, countless people were holding the flyers in their hands in amazement.
On the streets, where beggars gathered, a little beggar was holding a fat orange cat and showing off to his fellow beggars: "I didn't believe it at first, but they really found Fatty, and it only took one night!"
Someone asked incredulously: "I'm only charging you three copper coins to help you find a cat for one night?"
Little beggar: "Yes, that person also said that as long as I help them promote it, it's free."
Another person looked down at the slogan on the advertisement, half believing and half doubting: "Is it really that magical? Then...what are they trying to do?"
The little beggar stroked the cat and thought: "I don't know, anyway, they say they do anything, maybe they just do good deeds."
The people who heard it nearby asked, "Where can we find them? My chickens have stopped laying eggs, and the veterinarian in the north of the city couldn't cure them."
The little beggar took out a flyer and said, "It's at the mass grave. If you see a dog owner, that's it."
"A dog owner?"
Everyone was surprised.
"Really stuff it in the dog's mouth?"
"Who is that person? A dog breeder? A butcher? A hunter? A pet shop owner?"
From that day on, the nickname "dog owner" began to spread quietly.
Xie Yuantang and Bai Lang didn't come up with a name at first because they were lazy. They felt that compared to the Foyin Pavilion, Anxiang Tower, and Baibudao Escort Agency, their name had to be high-end and classy!
Unexpectedly, before they could come up with a name, the people had already chosen one for them.
When Xie Yuantang came out of the palace and heard about this, it was too late to change his name...
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It was already afternoon when Xie Yuantang woke up again. Situ Yan rested for half a day and was called to the imperial study by Situ Qing, probably to ask him whether he was willing to do the job.
While Situ Yan was away, Situ Feng immediately took advantage of the situation and pestered Xie Yuantang to feed him and chat with him.
Xie Yuantang looked at her strangely: "Why you? Where are the others?"
Not to mention Situ Ran and Situ Mo, Lao Liu usually follows Situ Feng, so why is he nowhere to be seen today?
Situ Feng snickered and said, "They were afraid that you would turn them into dogs, so they all ran away!"
"what?"
Xie Yuantang was stunned for a moment. His first reaction was the operation of fusing humans with canine zombies. He said seriously, "Don't think too much. I'm very expensive and I won't do it easily."
Situ Feng gave her a thumbs up in admiration: "I admire you for being like this, you're so cool!"
Xie Yuantang nodded: "It's okay, sister-in-law will teach you!"
The two of them were not on the same channel, but that didn't stop them from chatting very harmoniously!
After Situ Feng left, Bai Lang came out of the laboratory, holding his waist with one hand and said, "I'm leaving."
Xie Yuantang: "Where are you going?"
Bai Lang glared at her: "Of course I'm going to work! Do you think doing business is easy? If I don't make money, will you take orders?"
Xie Yuantang nibbled on a lotus crisp and smacked his lips: "Oh, are you alone today? Not bringing number one?"
Bai Lang waved his hand: "No, you take a day off and let them go tomorrow."
He didn't say much, probably still angry about Xie Yuantang kicking him in the waist. After he finished speaking, he left.
The two vicious dogs in the house were all "at work", only Big Brother Tang finished his cakes and tea, then fell on the couch again and rolled around happily.
It's just like "two men who support their families and their masters who enjoy the good life"!
Xie Yuantang was dozing off with half-eyes when he suddenly heard someone knocking on the door.
A young eunuch came in and saluted. Xie Yuantang recognized him as one of the men guarding Situ Qing's door, so he naturally did not doubt him much and just asked what was the matter.
The young eunuch said respectfully, "Princess, the Emperor urgently summons you."
"Father is looking for me?"
Urgent call?
Xie Yuantang thought of Situ Yan first. Could it be that her husband had said something meaningful that made Situ Qing so angry that he vomited blood?
She didn't think much about it. After reporting to Concubine Li, she followed the eunuch and left Zhongli Palace.
The young eunuch led the way and said respectfully, "The Emperor and the Fifth Prince are not in the Imperial Study. They asked me to take you directly to them."
Xie Yuantang raised his eyebrows and glanced at him.
He was walking on a quiet palace road. Xie Yuantang had made trouble in the palace so many times that he was very familiar with this place.
She suddenly stopped and smiled, "Young eunuch, this road... seems to lead to Jingci Palace, right?"
She had no intention of meeting that old witch, the Queen Mother.
The young eunuch's face changed slightly, he lowered his head and dared not look at her, he laughed dryly and said: "What are you talking about, Princess? I am clearly taking you to see the Emperor..."
As he spoke, his hands hanging in his sleeves moved slightly.
At that moment, before he could raise his hand, Xie Yuantang moved first!
"bump!"
Big Brother Tang took a brick in his hand, and while the little eunuch lowered his head, he jumped up and hit him on the forehead!
The young eunuch covered his bleeding forehead, his legs softened and he fell to the ground. Before he fainted, he looked at Xie Yuantang in disbelief: "How... did you have a brick..."
Xie Yuantang patted the dust off his hands and snorted, "Are you surprised? Don't you know that one of Da Lao Tang's hobbies is to pick up bricks while walking?"
She paused, raised her leg, stepped on the eunuch's hand, and poured all the drugs in his hand into his mouth. She smiled, but her voice was cold: "Do you think I will fall into the well a second time?"
[The fifth rule for survival in the apocalypse: Never fall into the same trap twice! ]
Xie Yuantang looked at the fainted eunuch, happily ran over and picked up two more bricks: "Dear little brick, come home with your sister~"
After saying that, he put the brick into the laboratory. This thing must be prepared at all times. After all, there will always be a few people seeking death at the critical moment!
Da Lao Tang was holding a brick in his hand, humming a little tune as he skipped back: "Once upon a time I had a grandma~ yeah yeah yeah~ Later I called grandma, call me grandma~ lol~"
As he was humming, he looked up and saw Situ Ya.
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