The imperial concubine is nine and a half years old, and she is willing to overturn the table and re

"You're very kind, but I don't need it."

Bai Lang shook his head: "I don't like gold on my body, it's too heavy."

Everyone: “…”? ? ?

So your phrase "the golden gun is invincible" was not an adjective, but literally meant to replace that thing with gold?

Situ Ran opened his eyes wide and couldn't help asking, "Fifth brother's wife, don't you think... your friend is a little perverted?"

Xie Yuantang gave him a thumbs up: "Second brother, be more confident, and remove the 'somewhat'!"

Situ Ran: “…” Put your thumb down first. Is this the time to praise someone?

Situ Xu took the opportunity to educate his sister: "See, he is a psychopath!"

Situ Feng blinked: "A good-looking psychopath!"

Situ Xu: “…” There’s no hope!

Being interrupted like this, Situ Mo had missed the most appropriate opportunity to explain. Now if he tried to explain that Anxiang Tower was not his, no one would believe him.

Situ Mo glanced at Bai Lang with dark eyes.

Did this person do it on purpose?

At this time, Yan Mo came in, bowed to everyone and said, "Your Highness, Princess, Prime Minister Xie is here, he is at the door."

The living dad is here?

Xie Yuantang was stunned for a moment, then his eyes curved: "Oh, this is a rare guest!"

Bai Lang had been stared at by Situ Feng for a long time, and he felt uncomfortable sitting here, so he simply stood up and said, "I'll go take a look."

As he said that, he held up his umbrella and walked out. Situ Xu's eyes moved slightly, and he also stood up: "I'm going too."

"Then I too..."

Situ Feng had just opened her mouth, and before she even stood up, Situ Xu interrupted her: "You're not going!"

Situ Feng: “…”

After the two of them went out, Xie Yuantang was no longer in a hurry. Anyway, she had no pressure to let Xie Zhaoqing wait outside the door, so it would be better to wait for him to die!

Xie Yuantang sat back lazily, and Situ Mo asked with a smile: "Fifth sister-in-law, why does Mr. Bailang keep holding an umbrella?"

Xie Yuantang waved her hand and said, "Because he likes to pose and act cool. Otherwise, do you think that purple hair is natural?"

Situ Feng scratched his fingers: "Xie Yuantang, shouldn't we go and take a look? What if something happens..."

Xie Yuantang: "Who's in trouble? My dad?"

Situ Feng: “…” Oh, I forgot that the person outside the door was Xie Zhaoqing. Never mind, let him die.

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On the other side, Bai Lang and Situ Xu arrived at the gate of the mansion.

The door was closed and I could vaguely hear the noise outside.

Bai Lang asked Yan Mo in confusion: "Why are you closing the door?"

Yan Mo hesitated to speak, and Hong Qi said directly: "Of course I am afraid that dirty things will pollute the cleanliness of our prince's mansion!"

dirty stuff?

After she said that, Bai Lang became even more curious, and immediately waved his hand: "Open it and let me see how dirty it is."

Situ Xu didn't finish his words, but he honestly took two steps forward.

Same curiosity!

Yan Mo and Luo Ji opened the door one on the left and one on the right.

Then, a pale figure with naked upper body and a bramble on his back appeared.

Bai Lang immediately closed his eyes: "Fuck! I'm going blind!"

Situ Xu said with disdain: "What a dirty thing!"

Yan Mo and the others nodded in agreement.

In other words, who could have thought that Xie Zhaoqing, this genius, could come up with the idea of ​​asking for forgiveness by carrying a thorn stick on his back?

Moreover, there has never been a father in history who would "carry a thorn stick to apologize" for his daughter or son-in-law!

Besides, you are a naked middle-aged man, do you think you look good like this?

As soon as Xie Zhaoqing saw the door open, he burst into tears and prepared to perform: "Tang'er, my Tang...ah?"

He was halfway through crying when he looked at Bai Lang standing in front of him and his tears could no longer flow.

Bai Lang rubbed his eyes vigorously, and finally resisted the urge to kill Xie Zhaoqing with his umbrella. He turned around and asked Situ Xu: "Who is this?"

Situ Xu curled his lips and smiled evilly, looking at him teasingly: "You!"

Bai Lang: “…”

Situ Xu finally found an opportunity and said with a smile: "Didn't you say you are Xie Yuantang's father? Look, what a coincidence, you are also her father!"

Bai Lang suddenly realized, turned around and carefully "studied" Xie Zhaoqing: "You are the bastard Xie!"

Xie Zhaoqing: “…”

Bai Lang touched his chin with one hand: "But judging from his face, he should have looked okay when he was young, but now he is too ugly, too greasy, too stupid, and too dirty. I would hate it even if I was given it as an experimental subject for nothing!"

"My dear, would you like to consider reshaping your bones? I have a secret method of plastic surgery that I guarantee will break all the bones in your body and then rebuild a new one for you, so that you can live a healthy life for the rest of your life. How do you think?"

Hearing the words "the golden spear never falls", the corners of Situ Xu's mouth twitched violently.

Once again, it was confirmed that Bai Lang and Xie Yuantang were indeed from the same family!

The temper, the mouth, the way of thinking, everything is alike!

If the age mismatch didn't occur, he would really suspect that Xie Yuantang was Bai Lang's son!

Before Xie Zhaoqing came, he was prepared to be "insulted" by Xie Yuantang, but he didn't expect that the first person he encountered would be Bai Lang. His face turned black immediately: "Where did you come from, you little bastard! I am the prime minister of this dynasty, who do you think you are? How dare you insult an official appointed by the court!"

Bai Lang blinked, and pulled Situ Xu's arm to block him: "Sixth Brother, he called you a little beast."

Situ Xu: “…” The attitude of using him as a shield is exactly the same as that bastard Xie Yuantang!

Xie Zhaoqing then saw Situ Xu, his face changed immediately, and he kowtowed quickly: "Sixth Prince, I was talking about this purple-haired boy, and I never meant to offend you. Today is a family matter between me and my daughter, so please show some mercy and don't interfere in this matter."

Of course Situ Xu would not intervene, he would just watch the show!

After all, they came here today just to eat melons... no, to visit the patient.

Situ Xu smiled and waved his hand: "Don't worry, Prime Minister. Please wait here for a while. I will go and call Xie Yuantang for you!"

Having said that, he turned and left, his steps a little faster than when he came.

I even wanted to use a loud speaker to shout, "Brothers, there are melons, come quickly!"

Bai Lang was not interested in staying here to watch a naked old man, so he turned around and left with Situ Xu, holding an umbrella, and did not forget to tell Yan Mo: "Close the door, it's so dirty!"

Xie Zhaoqing: “…”

Watching the door close again, Xie Zhaoqing suddenly realized something.

Since the Sixth Prince is here, could the other princes be here too?

Probably... not...

Bai Lang held an umbrella and walked back while thinking about the 72 ways Xie Zhaoqing could die: "Forget it, forget it. My hands are dirty in any of them. Why not just feed him to the dogs? What do you think, Lao Liu..."

Before he could finish his words, he was suddenly met with the tip of Situ Xu's sword.

Bai Lang paused, looking at the long sword that was about to touch his throat, then looked at Situ Xu: "Are you sick? Do you want to die or live in a state of neither death nor life?"

Situ Xu said coldly: "I'm just reminding you to stay away from my sister!"

"So that's what it is."

Bai Lang smiled knowingly, pushed the sword away with one hand, and then hooked his arm around Situ Xu's shoulder: "Don't worry, I don't like your sister, I like you!"

Situ Xu: “…”