The imperial concubine is nine and a half years old, and she is willing to overturn the table and re

Chapter 302 If there is an afterlife, I will never be your brother again!

It turns out that the saying “a short absence is better than a new marriage” also applies to gatherings with best friends!

Situ Feng thought he was going to lose his sister-in-law yesterday, but today he spent money to buy her back.

I was so happy at this moment that I wanted to pawn my heart and exchange it for money to give to Xie Yuantang!

Not only did he ask her about her well-being and wipe her sweat, he also offered to carry her on his back!

Xie Yuantang thought, well... the third sister is a little silly, but she is really beautiful and cute!

She felt that for Situ Feng's sake, she could let Situ Xu off no matter what he did in the future!

Well known.

In Big Brother Tang's dictionary, "let him go" means: kill him first, then turn him into a zombie, leaving him with some intelligence and memory, which can barely be considered a "way to survive."

What's more, Situ Feng likes Zero so much, and also likes Bai Lang, that half-dead ghost. If Situ Xu really turns into a zombie doll one day, Situ Feng will probably like him even more!

Xie Yuantang lay on Situ Feng's back, imagining a bright future while looking at Situ Xu lovingly.

I silently calculated in my mind where would be the best place to cut!

Situ Xu felt his entire body crawling with fear when she looked at him. He rubbed his arms and said, "Don't look at me. I...I won't carry you on my back!"

The neglected Fifth Prince felt very aggrieved and thought: Sure enough, his wife likes that little fool Yan more!

After he became smart, his wife not only stopped him from carrying her on her back, but she even looked at Situ Xu more than him!

Originally, the Fifth Prince relied on the fact that he had regained consciousness and was an adult after all, and he would never call his wife "Madam" all day long.

But at this moment he could no longer care, feeling wronged and jealous, he said: "My wife, look at me! I'm carrying you!"

Xie Yuantang exclaimed, "Ah!" Situ Yan stepped forward and blocked Situ Xu's figure tightly: "Don't look at Lao Liu, he is not as good-looking as me, and my wife will get eye problems if she looks at ugly things too much."

Situ Xu: “…” Damn!

He was so angry that he started to roll up his sleeves: "Who are you calling ugly? Situ Yan, you want to be beaten, right?"

Situ Yan snorted coldly, and stretched out his slender fingers elegantly... rolled up his sleeves: "First, compared to me, you are ugly, this is a fact! Second, you can't beat me, you are asking for a fight!"

Situ Xu: "..." Damn, getting smart is a big deal? You can talk and fight, why can't I kill you!

The two of them were staring at each other like fighting cocks, and the eunuch next to them whispered, "Your Highnesses, the little imperial concubine and the third princess have already gone far away."

Two fighting cocks: "..."

Situ Feng carried Xie Yuantang all the way to the gate of the courtyard before putting him down, panting slightly and saying, "Second brother is here, let's go, I'll help you collect the debt!"

She really tried her best to make up for her guilt towards Xie Yuantang.

Xie Yuantang was amused and touched, he held her finger and said, "No, just take a break and watch the show later."

She thought that only Situ Ran was here, but when she entered the room, she was delighted!

Situ Ran, Situ Mo, Situ Qing, Situ Ya, every one of them is here!

"Yoho~"

Xie Yuantang smiled brightly, as if she saw the God of Wealth waving at her!

"Haha~"

Situ Yan was also very happy. Although he was not short of money, the richest man would not think that he had too much money! Besides, his biggest hobby was to accompany his wife to go around and watch her count the money with a smile!

"Hehe~"

Situ Feng was also happy. More people were good. More people meant more money! She wanted to make a lot of money for Xie Yuantang!

"Hum~"

Situ Xu was the happiest! Among so many unlucky people, he was finally not the only one who was unlucky!

Everyone in the room stared at the four idiots at the door and swallowed their saliva at the same time.

Imagine that suddenly there is someone standing at the door and shouting "Hehehehe hum hum" at you, asking you if you would be panicked!

Situ Ran had been so busy these past two days that he looked several years older. Seeing the four smiling fools, he couldn't help but frown and asked, "Did you... take the wrong medicine?"

Situ Xu smiled warmly: "Second brother, it feels like a long time since I last saw you. I miss you so much!" Come and be the unlucky guy with me!

Situ Ran: “…”

He immediately retracted his foot as he was about to step forward, and waved his hands repeatedly: "No, Sixth Brother, don't do this, Second Brother is scared!"

"Cough cough..."

Situ Mo coughed twice. He was as busy as Situ Ran, and his face looked worse than before the competition. He glanced at Xie Yuantang, then at Situ Yan: "Fifth brother is so badly injured, can he get out of bed now?"

Situ Yan nodded: "Yeah, are you surprised? Are you surprised? Third brother, do you want to try it?"

Situ Mo: "...No, no need."

"Oops~"

Xie Yuantang walked forward with a smile, digging in her floral shoulder bag: "Going out to make money! I should bring an abacus!"

Everyone looked at her damn little floral bag and shuddered instinctively.

"Second brother!"

"Second brother!"

Xie Yuantang took out the IOU and walked forward with a smile: "I'm here to collect a debt. Do you recognize this?"

Situ Feng followed beside him, smiling in the same way: "Do you recognize it? If not, I can help you read it~"

Situ Ran: “…”

The fifth prince stood silently facing the door frame, drawing circles on it with his fingers.

My wife doesn't even need him to be her supporting role anymore.

Situ Ran looked at the IOU in Xie Yuantang's hand, and then at the smile on Situ Xu's face. What else was there to not understand!

Like Situ Xu, Situ Ran asked the most sincere question: "It's already this late, and you're still thinking about this little money?"

Xie Yuantang's eyes sparkled, and he said seriously, "Hasn't Second Brother ever heard a wise saying?"

"What famous quote?"

Xie Yuantang put his hands behind his back, and said proudly: "Even if I die, I will die in a pile of money!"

Situ Ran: “…”

Everyone: "..."

No, how can you say this so proudly?

Situ Ran wanted to say something else, but Situ Feng urged him, "Second brother, why are you so long-winded? Hurry up and give me the money, or I'll scold you!"

Situ Ran: "..." Damn it! I can't keep this sister anymore!

Situ Xu patted his shoulder and said, "Second brother, you should be content. My sister can even sacrifice her own brother for the sake of justice!"

Situ Ran asked his servant to get the banknotes in frustration: "Go and get 10,000 taels..."

"No, Second Brother, it's 11,000 taels!"

Xie Yuantang reminded considerately: "You forgot, when we were on the mountain, you said that if we were quiet, you would give us one thousand taels."

As soon as she said this, she immediately reminded Situ Feng and Situ Xu.

Especially Situ Xu.

Damn it, finally the day comes for him to make money!

"Brother, take out the money!"

The Sixth Prince roared heroically.

"Ahem..." Situ Mo coughed and said, "Second brother, thank you for spending so much. Please don't forget my share."

Situ Ya raised her hand weakly: "Second brother, I was there at the time, don't forget me~"

Situ Ran: “…” Damn it!

If there is an afterlife, I will never be your brother again!

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