The imperial concubine is nine and a half years old, and she is willing to overturn the table and re
Chapter 3: Who is the God in the 5th Prince's Mansion?
Xie Yuantang slapped his fingers and asked unhappily, "What were you doing just now?"
It turned out that he was the feather that disturbed her sweet dream.
"My lady is beautiful, long and looks like a fan."
Her face was so badly injured, but he still thought she was pretty?
Xie Yuantang found it funny. She didn't expect that although this silly husband was a little silly, he was not annoying at all.
She pointed to the side, as if coaxing a child:
"Be good. Go play over there for a while. I need to wash my face."
I completely forgot that I am also a child now.
Situ Yan said "Oh" obediently, as obedient as a big puppy, sat on the edge of the bed, looking at Xie Yuantang eagerly.
Xie Yuantang jumped off the bed and walked to the washstand.
When she looked up and saw the washbasin and towel that were taller than her, Xie Yuantang suddenly wilted.
hateful!
Forgot she is only nine years old now!
She is no longer the big boss Tang of the end times, but a little bean sprout who can't even reach a towel!
Who hangs towels so high?
Xie Yuantang stomped his feet in anger, looked at the towel hanging high above his head, and jumped up on the spot!
Depend on!
She couldn't even pull it!
Xie Yuantang became more and more angry. The big dog Situ Yan beside her saw her series of actions and suddenly tilted his head to look at her, his eyes full of clear questions: "Madam, are you trying to grow taller by imitating a rabbit?"
Xie Yuantang snorted unhappily: "Can you just think about it?"
"sure."
Situ Yan smiled and tilted his head, then suddenly reached out his hand to hold Xie Yuantang's legs and lifted her up: "This will make you taller!"
Situ Yan held the person in one hand and pointed at the towel with the other hand, saying heroically: "My lady, reach for it!"
"..."
With Situ Yan's help, Xie Yuantang finally finished washing up.
Just when she went to the closet to look for clothes, Situ Yan ran away somewhere unknown.
When Xie Yuantang changed his clothes, he turned around and saw Situ Yan running in like a thief, looking around guiltily with his bright peach blossom eyes.
Xie Yuantang looked at him suspiciously: "What are you doing?"
Situ Yan mysteriously took out a steamed bun from his arms and stuffed it into Xie Yuantang's hand: "My lady, eat quickly and you will feel full after you finish it."
Xie Yuantang looked down at the wrinkled bun in her hand, then looked at his sparkling peach eyes, and reasonably suspected that he was feeding her like a small animal!
Just when they were about to ask him where the steamed buns came from, before Xie Yuantang and others could open their mouths, they suddenly heard a noise coming from outside the door.
"Idiot! Get out here!"
The next second, with a "bang", the door was kicked open!
"Fool! How dare you steal!"
"We must discipline you today!"
A fat eunuch rushed in arrogantly, pointing at Situ Yan and cursing loudly.
Behind him, there were two servants, saying in a sarcastic tone:
"Fifth Prince, I told you that you would be given food at noon, but you actually dared to run into the kitchen and steal the steamed buns!"
"Why don't you obey? Well, Manager Du and I have no choice but to follow your orders and discipline you."
The more Xie Yuantang listened, the gloomier her face became. She hated people who came in without knocking and chattered nonstop.
These people have double buffs stacked up!
Xie Yuantang rubbed his temple and yelled:
"Shut up!"
Pulling Situ Yan's sleeve, he walked out from behind him.
Xie. Big Brother. What she looks like in Yuan Tang’s mind: cold and domineering, with a murderous voice!
In fact, in everyone's eyes, Xie. The nine-year-old little bean sprout. Yuantang looks like: childish, delicate and cute.
"what?"
Du Wei and others then noticed that there was a small figure following Situ Yan.
Du Wei looked Xie Yuantang up and down, his eyes lingering on the whip wound on her face for a few seconds, and suddenly sneered, "Who did I think I was? It turns out you are our little imperial concubine."
Xie Yuantang stood there, his height only reaching Situ Yan's waist, his face was pale and thin, with new and old scars crisscrossing his face.
He looks like a sickly person who won't live long!
"Oh, the little princess is staring at me! Does she want to eat or drink milk?"
"It's a pity~ I don't have any milk to feed you..."
Du Wei looked at the orchid finger and his face twitched with laughter.
"She is the little imperial concubine?"
"I think it's bean sprouts!"
The two servants next to him were laughing so hard that they were bent over.
"Just me, what?"
Xie Yuantang's eyes were slightly cold: "What kind of dog are you? How dare you bark in front of my door!"
They took advantage of their power to bully people at her doorstep. Were they too arrogant or did they think that Xie Yuantang could not even lift a knife!
The last person who dared to do this, his body is still on display in her autopsy room!
Although the voice sounds very childish, it carries an oppressive force that cannot be ignored.
Du Wei subconsciously took a step back.
When he realized that he had been frightened by a tiny kid, his face turned pale and he slapped the boy on the head.
"Idiot, what are you still standing there for? The Fifth Prince has lost his moral character, why don't you teach him a lesson? If the Emperor blames us, our family won't be able to bear the consequences!"
Xie Yuantang took a step forward and put his little arm firmly in front of Situ Yan: "Let's see who dares!"
Du Wei smiled with a fake smile.
"I don't know how high the sky is!"
"Why don't you ask who is the boss of the Fifth Prince's Mansion?"
Two servants at the side were quick-witted and quick-handed. They rushed forward and kicked Situ Yan, then dragged him out.
Situ Yan didn't know if he was used to being treated like this or what, but ever since these people broke in, his face turned pale, he stood there stiffly, not daring to resist, and let them drag him away.
Xie Yuantang's eyes narrowed.
He reacted extremely quickly and kicked the boy in an instant!
"Shh!"
He kicked forward and accurately hit... the air!
——The legs are too short.
"Gah???"
The room is quiet.
Everyone seemed to pause their movements, and everyone's eyes were looking at Xie Yuantang's... short legs.
Xie Yuantang looked at his legs in disbelief. They were stretched into a straight line, and there was still a distance of one meter between him and the servant.
There wasn’t even a thread loose on the boy’s clothes!
The two servants were stunned for a moment, and then laughed wildly:
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha!"
"What is the little princess going to do? Dance for us?"
Oh shit!
I forgot about her shrinkage again!
Xie Yuantang stamped her feet in annoyance. She, the boss of the last days, had never been so embarrassed before!
During this time, Situ Yan had been dragged to the door and forced to kneel in front of Du Wei.
Du Wei looked at him with satisfaction, raised his hand and patted his head like a dog: "That's good."
The tall body was trembling slightly, and Situ Yan lowered his head. No matter how the man kicked and stomped him, he always bent his waist and protected the things in his arms.
Du Wei glanced at the steamed bun in his arms and said with a malicious smile: "Your Highness wants to eat steamed buns. According to the old rules, kowtow to us twice and we will give them to you!"
"Butler, you are so kind!"
The servant flattered Du Wei and slapped him on the face roughly: "Why don't you kowtow and thank me? You don't want to eat today, right?"
Looking at this scene, Xie Yuantang became furious!
No matter how stupid her husband is, he is still her, Xie Yuantang's, not to mention that he is so handsome!
How dare these people slap him in the face!
“Damn it!”
With a thought, the silver needle in his hand shot out.
Du Wei felt a pain on the back of his neck and immediately raised his head and looked around.
"Who! Who is it!"
Xie Yuantang had an innocent look on his face, a wicked smile in his big eyes, and he was surprised in a childish voice:
"Wow! Justice has fallen from the sky!"
"Oh my god, Manager Du, your nose is bleeding so much! Oh no, Manager Du is going to die!"
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