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Chapter 297 Look at my tail!
Looking at the bright eyes of his young wife in front of him, Situ Yan inexplicably felt that he was a loyal big dog.
The key is that he seems to be very accustomed to this method, and even... wants to wag his tail a few times.
This thought was so frightening that the Fifth Prince immediately turned around to look at his own perky buttocks...
Well, luckily he didn’t grow up, otherwise it would be hard to tell!
Xie Yuantang grabbed a strand of black hair that was scattered on his shoulders with her small hands and frowned unhappily: "What are you looking at?"
"Look at my tail... ahem!"
The words that came out of his mouth stopped him in time. Situ Yan covered his lips and coughed twice: "I didn't see anything."
Xie Yuantang: "You haven't answered my question yet, will you listen to me in the future?"
This husband is much smarter than her previous husbands. She must ensure her position in the family!
Otherwise, if he starts acting like an adult to her one day, she will have no choice but to be cruel and perform a craniotomy on him to make him stupid again!
Xie Yuantang stared at Situ Yan and warned him, "You'd better answer it properly!"
Situ Yan: “…”
At this moment, the Fifth Prince is no longer a blank slate who knows nothing. He was once a powerful figure, so how could he just surrender like that?
then--
The fifth prince tried to struggle: "How about... we discuss it? Whoever is right will listen to him."
Xie Yuantang's eyes suddenly became dangerous: "I missed it?"
The fifth prince struggled unsuccessfully: "...No."
Xie Yuantang: "Who should this family listen to?"
The fifth prince gave up struggling: "...I'll listen to you."
The whole process lasted less than five seconds, and the husband just handed over his power obediently!
After waking up, the fifth prince was indeed smart. After all, he lasted five seconds longer than the silly and innocent big dog~
Xie Yuantang nodded with satisfaction and patted her handsome husband's cheek with her little hand: "Husband is so good to Tangtang~Husband is really the best husband in the world~"
The fifth prince: “…” He turned around and looked at the buttocks again.
Xie Yuantang raised his eyebrows in confusion: "Husband, is your butt itchy?"
Situ Yan: "No... um... maybe a little?"
Xie Yuantang: “……?”
She asked very seriously: "Husband, are you sure you are okay now?" Why did she feel even more stupid?
Situ Yan's neck turned pink with embarrassment. He coughed twice and said, "It may be because the effect of the medicine is unstable."
Anyway, he would never admit that he was looking for the tail!
Xie Yuantang frowned: "What is the effect of the medicine?"
Situ Yan paused for a moment. Even if he kept the matter of the antidote secret from her now, she would know it in three days.
What's more...
Situ Yan looked at Xie Yuantang in front of him, deceiving and concealing things would only push her away.
She didn't like it, and he didn't want to either.
Taking a deep breath, Situ Yan began to explain his condition: "...So every time I take the antidote, I can stay awake for three days. After three days, the effect of the drug wears off and the poison in my body will rebound again."
Xie Yuantang's brows suddenly darkened.
She didn't say anything, but just reached out and held his pulse.
Situ Yan let her feel his pulse and continued, "I used to be able to be lucid for a few days every month, but then I lost control of them, which was the day you were sent to the Fifth Prince's Mansion."
"After that, I was always in a suppressed state until I met Abbot Tianmiao at Huajue Temple. I took the antidote that day, but you suppressed me after just one day."
"In fact, even if I don't take the antidote this time, my memory will soon recover. I remember more and more things about the Qiuwu competition these days. I didn't deliberately want to hide it from you, but there was always a large group of people around me, and I didn't find a suitable opportunity to speak."
"Yesterday was the first day. I may feel a little uncomfortable after the effect of the medicine completely wears off the day after tomorrow, but don't worry, I will be fine in half a day at most."
Perhaps it was because Xie Yuantang was too quiet, Situ Yan explained a lot subconsciously.
Xie Yuantang only asked one question: "Didn't the old monk say that you can only take one pill of that medicine every six months? It's not even six months yet. Are you sure you will just be 'a little uncomfortable' by then, not half dead?"
Situ Yan: "No, I promise."
He smiled slightly and said to Xie Yuantang: "Besides, haven't you been giving me detoxifying medicine? My physical condition is better than it has been in the past ten years. It's just a minor poison, no problem!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Xie Yuantang slapped him on the mouth: "Shut up!"
"It's still a small poison. I think you want to die a small death!"
Situ Yan was hit and just stayed there quietly, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
Xie Yuantang did not hide it. In front of him, he took out a silver needle, a bottle of nutrient solution and a bottle of antidote from his portable research room: "Drink it."
Situ Yan took it obediently.
His pulse was a real mess, and that damn antidote was a stupid way of fighting poison with poison. It stimulated his physical strength to the highest level in a short period of time, so it could temporarily suppress the toxicity.
Once it loses its effect, the toxin will spread twice as fast. It is not as simple as Situ Yan said.
Xie Yuantang used silver needles to seal the acupuncture points near his heart meridian and said in a deep voice: "Before I prepare the antidote, you are not allowed to use your internal energy, and you are not allowed to eat anything I forbid you to eat."
Situ Yan nodded repeatedly.
Xie Yuantang frowned: "Speak."
Situ Yan pointed to his mouth.
He just listened to her and kept his mouth shut.
Xie Yuantang turned his head away proudly: "...You can speak now."
Situ Yan curled his lips slightly and said with a smile: "Don't worry, Xiao Tang'er, I won't even drink a sip of water unless you say so, okay?"
Xie Yuantang got goose bumps when he called her that. "Who is 'Little Tang'er? Stop calling me that! I'm obviously Big Brother Tang!"
"Ha ha……"
"What are you laughing laughing!"
Outside the door, Hongqiu and Bai Fu, who learned that their two masters had woken up and were about to go in to serve them, said: "..." Why don't we wait a little longer before going in.
Just as he was about to leave, he heard Situ Yan's voice: "Hong Ju and Bai Fu are here, Little... um, Big Brother Tang... are you hungry? I'll ask them to get you something to eat."
After hearing this, Hongqiu and Baifu looked at each other, then knocked on the door and walked into the room.
Xie Yuantang wrinkled his nose: "I am a little hungry."
She looked at the two maids and said with a smile, "Sister Hongqiu, Sister Baifu, I want to eat steamed dumplings. First, two plates of steamed dumplings and a bowl of wontons, plus three baskets of steamed buns and four boxes of thousand-layer pear blossom cakes... Well, these are enough for now."
Situ Yan, who was standing by, had a complicated expression on his face: "...Isn't this a bit too much for the two of us?"
Xie Yuantang rolled her eyes at him, pouted, and said proudly: "What do you mean two? This is my portion, you have to be hungry!"
Situ Yan: “…”
Bai Fu and Hong Qi both tried to hold back their laughter. It seemed that their little imperial concubine could control His Highness!
"Please wait a moment, Princess. I will be here soon."
The two were about to leave when Xie Yuantang finally remembered that she had a junior who was hanging out outside!
"By the way, where's Bai Lang?"
Situ Yan's face darkened instantly, and he said unhappily, "I don't know, maybe he died in some stinky ditch."
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