The imperial concubine is nine and a half years old, and she is willing to overturn the table and re
Chapter 247 Don’t Curse Me in Your Heart
Bai Lang was knocked to the ground by her and leaned back against the headboard of the operating table.
The purple short hair was swung into a flowing arc, and under the soft light of the showroom, it looked like purple feathers, bold and strong!
"Ha ha……"
He was blocked by her mouth and a low, hoarse laugh came out of his throat.
Xie Yuantang glared at him angrily: "You are not allowed to laugh either!"
Who knows if his neurotic way of keeping time includes laughter.
What if he faints after laughing three times? Then all her words would be in vain!
There was a smile in Bai Lang's eyes, but he stopped laughing and nodded at her: You say.
Fortunately, she didn't faint again.
Xie Yuantang breathed a sigh of relief: "Let me tell you..."
As she spoke, she released her hand that was blocking his mouth.
Turns out this guy is so naughty!
As soon as she let go, he opened his mouth to speak!
Xie Yuantang quickly covered his mouth again: "You did it on purpose!"
Bai Lang smiled and winked at her: I did it on purpose, come on and hit me~
Xie Yuantang: “…” Some people are really more obedient when alive than when dead!
She smiled slightly: "Little stray, you're selling swords right after you woke up? It seems that you haven't been beaten by me for too long, and your skin is itching!"
As he spoke, Xie Yuantang loosened his hand, touched his beautiful purple hair with his small hand, and said with emotion: "Do you think I should shave your head while you are asleep?"
"The hair of a living person will grow again, but I don't know about you who are neither dead nor alive~"
Bai Lang: “…” A warrior can kill and bleed, but he must never lose his hairstyle!
He immediately sat up straight, raised his hand and made a zipper gesture on his mouth, and bowed with both hands: I'm honest, please let me go~
Xie Yuantang rolled his eyes and sat on the edge of the bed with his legs crossed: "Isn't this quite obedient? You have to force a civilized person like me to use violence!"
Bai Lang's mouth twitched, but considering the threat of the hairstyle, he didn't dare to roll his eyes at her.
Seeing that he was in good condition, Xie Yuantang began to talk about the current situation: "In short, we are now..."
She told Bai Lang a rough account of what happened during his time travel. Bai Lang was surprised, then frowned, and then narrowed his eyes slightly.
After Xie Yuantang finished speaking, he spread his hands and said, "Anyway, this is probably the situation. It's good that you woke up. We have to find a way to get our business started first!"
She doesn't know how to make money, but Bai Lang does!
Once she builds up her own power, will she still be afraid that there will be no one to use?
She proudly showed off her idea to Bai Lang: "What do you think?"
Bai Lang tilted his head and pointed at his lips.
Xie Yuantang: "...You can speak now."
Bai Lang yawned lazily and raised his index finger like a great man: "First of all, I will skip ten thousand complaints."
Xie Yuantang: “…”
Bai Lang: "Just say one word."
Xie Yuantang asked curiously: "What?"
Bai Lang looked at Xie Yuantang and smiled in a way that made him want a beating: "You've been captured."
Xie Yuantang: “…Fuck!”
She had already used up all her mental energy from taking the zombies out for a walk, and she was so focused on talking to Bai Lang that she didn't pay any attention to the outside world at all!
After being reminded by Bai Lang, Xie Yuantang felt that something was wrong in the outside world, and he quickly withdrew his spiritual sense and left the laboratory.
Bai Lang looked at the figure that disappeared in a flash and shook his head:
"It's so delicious that I can't bear to look at it!"
After saying that, he waved to the two zombies at the door and said, "Come here, twist off your heads and let me play with them."
Two zombies: “…” Woohoo, the brutal second in command has woken up, and their good days are over!
The poor two cried and turned their heads down obediently.
He didn't dare to come in, so he just stood at the door and rolled his head in.
Bai Lang raised his eyebrows: "Why, do you still want me to condescend to pick up your head?"
The two zombies shuddered and rushed in to pick up the head, but they couldn't see it because they had lost it, and they stumbled into the medicine cabinet on the way.
Bai Lang frowned as he watched, slowly rolled up his sleeves and said, "This kind of defective product, Xie Yuantang hasn't been eliminated yet? Come here, I'll modify it for you."
Two: “!” No!
When they heard him say they wanted to be transformed, they threw away their heads and turned around and ran out!
Bai Lang wordlessly stretched out his foot to step on the head that remained in place: "I'll count to three!"
"three!"
Two zombies: “…” Is that how you count?
Tang Bao saves the life!
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dense forest.
Xie Yuantang opened her eyes and was dazzled by the sunlight for a moment, so she raised her hand to block it.
"Is the fifth brother's wife awake?"
A gentle male voice came.
Xie Yuantang was slightly startled and looked up.
Situ Mo was seen squatting in front of her, surrounded by a hundred or eighty people, all of whom were his men.
Xie Yuantang: “…” Damn!
The corners of her mouth twitched, and she laughed dryly and discussed with him: "Or, I'd better faint."
Situ Mo smiled and said, "Sure, Fifth Sister-in-law, you can feel dizzy, Third Brother will carry you to see Father."
Xie Yuantang: “…”
Situ Mo stretched out his hand to her: "If you're fine, get up. Do you want to lie here forever?"
Xie Yuantang glanced at his calloused palms, smiled, and climbed up with his hands: "Thank you, Third Brother, I'm fine."
Situ Mo's gaze paused for a moment on his empty palm, then he stood up and said, "That's good."
Seeing Xie Yuantang looking around dishonestly with his big eyes, Situ Mo half-squinted and said, "Fifth brother's wife, you'd better be a good boy. You can't run away from me."
"What are you talking about, Third Brother? Tangtang didn't want to run away..."
Xie Yuantang smiled and said in a familiar manner: "I just want to ask, what are we going to have for lunch later? I'm young and I can't stand being hungry."
After that, she walked up to Situ Ya and waved at her: "Hey, Second Sister, you are here too!"
Situ Ya was speechless: "Xie Yuantang, do you know that you are a prisoner now!"
"I knew!"
Xie Yuantang blinked, turned to look at Situ Mo, and pouted: "Third brother, she is mean to me~"
Situ Mo's lips curled slightly, with a smile in his eyes, he turned to Situ Ya and said, "Fifth brother's wife is young, please don't bully her."
Situ Ya: “…” I hate green tea the most in my life!
Xie Yuantang really didn't consider himself an outsider. He rode on the same horse with Situ Mo as a captive, and asked while eating dried meat: "Third brother, where are we going?"
Situ Mo: "Go find your people. My fifth sister-in-law will tell me where they are, right?"
Xie Yuantang's smile froze, and his big eyes blinked twice quickly: "Didn't the third brother capture our people? Why didn't you find out?"
"Asked."
Situ Mo held the reins with one hand and let the horse walk slowly in the woods: "But halfway through, I found that there was no trace of people on the road. I thought I might have been tricked, so I turned back."
Xie Yuantang: “…” So cunning and sly!
Situ Mo glanced at her, raised his hand and tapped her head lightly: "Don't scold me in your heart."
Xie Yuantang: “…”
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