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As we all know, it's not easy to be the number one!

As Big Brother Tang’s debut performance, he must have put in much more effort than other zombies!

Zombie No. 1 was a fighter in the human base before his death. After knowing that he was infected with zombie genes, he volunteered to be transformed by Xie Yuantang. After that, he followed Xie Yuantang to fight the most times!

Compared to the zombie No. 0 who is not very practical and whose greatest use is to sleep with the emperor or play the role of a green tea, No. 1 is a violent and rough guy with both high combat experience and force!

It may not understand anything else you tell it, but it will never be a wrong thing to take it with you when you go into battle!

At that moment, No. 1 put on a soldier's uniform, stood there with his back straight and his demeanor imposing. If you didn't look at his face, you couldn't tell that he was not a human!

Xie Yuantang looked him over, nodded and said, "Not bad, just keep your head down so no one can see it."

After giving the instructions, he took out a sack from the laboratory and got in swiftly!

Number One looked at her, picked up the sack with his big hands, put it on his shoulder, and strode up the mountain with his head down.

The zombies are fast. With No. 1's long legs, one step can surpass Xie Yuantang's short legs by three steps.

The way up the mountain was not so smooth.

I met him three times in total.

For the first time, the guard frowned and stopped No. 1, asking in a cold voice:

"What's your name? Are you from the Lieutenant's Battalion or the Guards? What are you carrying on your shoulders?"

Number One, who was stopped, remained very calm. He lowered his head and pointed to the side with his hand wrapped in his sleeve.

The soldier turned his head and looked over: "Over there? What's that... bang!"

Before he could finish his question, Number One's big hand grabbed his head and slammed it against the rocks, knocking him unconscious!

"Gududu~"

The sack cricket pupa moved.

Xie Yuantang's voice came out muffled: "Don't kill anyone, if you kill too many, it will be difficult for me to ask my father for money!"

Number One's big hand patted the sack gently: "Click~" Got it.

After the crackling, it waited until the sack calmed down before it lowered its head and kicked the person on the ground.

Shouldn't he be... not dead?

Number One felt a little guilty, afraid that Xie Yuantang would cause trouble for him, so he tilted his head and thought about it. He vaguely remembered that he had been taught how to give first aid when he was a human.

The first step is to stop the bleeding.

"Pia!"

Number One reached out, scooped up a handful of dirt from the ground, and sprinkled it on the soldier's injured forehead.

The second step is bandaging.

Number One raised his hand and tore off half of the man's sleeve and covered his head with it.

Step three, rest.

When you are a human, you fight day and night. You can sleep anywhere, but you will never feel comfortable sleeping anywhere.

On the contrary, after becoming a zombie, it likes to sleep on the ground, which is cool and quiet!

Thinking of this, No. 1 started digging with one hand.

They simply dug a hole in the ground as big as a head and pushed the soldier face down into it!

After everything was done, No. 1 nodded with satisfaction.

Okay, if he dies again it’s none of its business!

Xie Yuantang in the sack was completely unaware of its masterpiece. She took this opportunity to consciously go into the laboratory to get something.

hemp rope?

Bring out what you need!

Drugged?

Do a little bit!

Laxatives are fine, poison is not necessary either, but aphrodisiac?

Uh... take a little bit too!

While Xie Yuantang was making preparations, in the outside world, Number One met the second person!

This time, Number One knew to be gentle.

So when that person called him, he didn't twist his neck or knock his head, but just "swish" two big assholes rushed over!

The slap turned the other person's oval face into a square face!

Looking at the soldier lying unconscious on the ground, the very experienced No. 1 dug another hole for him!

Number One was a little irritated.

It's really troublesome to fight with the people here. You have to dig a hole every time you defeat one of them!

Otherwise, it would have taken Tangtang up there long ago, and now its hands are covered in dirt!

Number One looked down at the dirt on his hands.

So dirty!

After returning to the laboratory, I have to ask the experimental subject to wash his hands thoroughly and give him a spa treatment.

As Number One climbed up carrying the sack, he fantasized about a wonderful life as a corpse.

Little did it know that just as it crawled near the camp and was about to find a hidden place to release Madaitang, someone patted it on the shoulder!

"Brother, I saw you from a distance just now. You are quite skilled! You can even walk so fast on a mountain road!"

Number One turned his back to him and nodded stiffly.

"My name is Hao Ren, from the Lieutenant Battalion. Where are you from? You have such amazing skills, could you be a brother of the Imperial Guards?"

Number One nodded: "Click."

Hao Ren put his arm around its shoulders and rubbed its messy hair:

"Hey, do all of you Yulin Guards like to have this kind of hairstyle? I just saw one with a lot of hair on the sides just like you! I couldn't even see his face!"

"I heard that this kind of thing is called... Dragon Beard Head?"

Number One turned his head to the side and slapped his hand away.

"Hiss~ Brother, you are so strong!"

Hao Ren looked at the back of his hand that was red from being slapped, but he was not angry. He said cheerfully, "I have no ill intentions. I just want to tell you that if you want to go to the kitchen, go that way."

After a pause, he kicked the sack and said, "Are these the ingredients you bought this morning?"

He kicked, and Madaitang immediately collapsed.

Hao Ren: "Wow! It's still alive! Looks like I can have an extra meal today!"

Number One: "Kacha!" Stop kicking! I'll tear you apart if you kick me again!

"Haha, you're still protecting her. All right, all right. You go to the kitchen and I'll continue my patrol."

Hao Ren waved his hand and muttered, "Why hasn't the brother who went out to eat the cake come back yet? He eats too slowly!"

Then he turned around and shouted to No. 1: "Brother, if you see him in the kitchen, tell him to come back soon!"

When Number One heard his voice, he ran away without looking back!

Hao Ren opened his mouth in surprise: "Speedy, he runs so fast!"

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Number One finally found the place and released Ma Daitang.

Xie Yuantang crawled out, holding his buttocks: "Ouch! You kicked my buttocks!"

She looked around and saw pots and stoves nearby, knowing that this was probably the kitchen, so she patted number one and said, "Well done, you can go back first."

Number One's big hand gently rubbed her head: "Click~" Be careful.

Xie Yuantang said with a smile: "Don't worry, tell everyone that I will find a chance to let you out for some fresh air."

Number One nodded and returned to the laboratory with the empty sack.

Xie Yuantang then covered his butt and slipped into the back kitchen, looking around in surprise: "Are there so few people?"

How could she know that this was because Leng Yunting had just been here and had called a group of people away, which made this place seem especially... safe!

Xie Yuantang took a quick look.

Yo ho!

Just two guards!

Good job!

She rolled her eyes and aimed at the tall, thin guy who was standing with his back to her!

He swung up the fire poker beside him, ran over quickly, and was about to beat him to death with one blow!

But I didn't expect that the big guy was actually quite skilled!

In a flash, the big guy ducked to avoid her stick, then grabbed it with his backhand!

Just grabbed Xie Yuantang by the back of the neck!

He picked up Big Brother Tang like a monkey!