Xie Yuantang rolled his eyes at her unhappily: "You're not happy with my kindness to you!"

She angrily reached out her hand, took all the breakfast in front of Situ Feng and scooped it up to herself, snorting, "If you don't want to eat it, forget it!"

Situ Feng raised his hand and patted his chest, exhaled and said, "I'm more used to it this way."

Xie Yuantang: “…” What a cruel impression she left on them!

But thinking of what Situ Feng had just said, Xie Yuantang asked in confusion: "Your follower Lao Liu, didn't come with you today?"

Situ Feng waved her hand, took a piece of rice cake from Xie Yuantang's bowl while she wasn't paying attention, and chewed it while saying, "Xu'er said that he got a headache because of me recently, and he needs to take it easy."

After they had breakfast, Xie Yuantang transformed another peony flower for Situ Feng, and Situ Feng's eyes were sparkling with stars.

"It's amazing! Where did you hide it? In your sleeve?"

Xie Yuantang smiled and said, "This is a secret, I can't tell you."

Situ Feng took out the money without thinking: "I'll pay! I'll take you as my master!"

Xie Yuantang: “…”

She shook her head amusedly and said, "This time it's really not about the money."

Even if she wanted to, she couldn't make a portable space in this dynasty!

Situ Feng touched the peony in her hand with a disappointed look on her face: "I wanted to learn how to transform it and show it to my mother."

Xie Yuantang didn't dislike Concubine Li that much. He waved his hand and said generously, "No problem. I'll show it to you two when I'm free."

"Really?"

Situ Feng's eyes lit up again, and Xie Yuantang nodded: "Really, but it will only be for you and your mother to see, not for Lao Liu."

"No problem, no problem! Without him!"

Situ Feng's emotions came and went quickly. She took Xie Yuantang's hand and asked, "Where's your No. 0? Let me play with it."

Xie Yuantang raised her eyebrows. The reason why she agreed to let Situ Feng play Zero and specially invited her to her home to play was not only because she really wanted to invite her to play, but also because she had another purpose.

That is to test whether Situ Feng can accept Zero with a physical body.

If she could accept it, then perhaps, she could try letting the Zeros come out and "move around" more.

Xie Yuantang first gave Situ Feng a shot of prevention: "Let me make it clear first, Zero is a little different now. During the month of confinement, I made a body for it. Now it has more than one head."

Situ Feng was stunned, as if she still didn't understand what a body meant. "Is it the kind used in shadow play? I've seen it before. It's about the size of an arm. Isn't it a bit inconsistent with a size zero head?"

Xie Yuantang hesitated to speak, thought for a moment and said directly: "Cover your mouth. Promise not to faint or scream later."

Situ Feng nodded quickly and covered her mouth obediently. There was no fear in her big eyes, but instead a strong excitement.

Xie Yuantang felt that this girl... was in some ways like her junior schoolmate, a weakling but with a strong addiction!

She clapped her hands, and a "clicking" sound was heard behind the screen.

Then, Zero cautiously, tentatively, and stiffly walked out from behind.

"Well!"

Situ Feng stood up in an instant!

She thought that what Xie Yuantang meant by "making a body" was about the same size as a shadow puppet or a rag doll. Who would have thought that she made a "person" that was almost as tall as her!

Seeing Situ Feng standing up, Zero stopped there in a hurry and didn't dare to move forward.

The man and the corpse looked at each other.

Xie Yuantang tugged at Situ Feng's skirt with her little hand and said soothingly, "Third sister, are you okay?"

"If you're afraid... or I'll twist its head off and let you play with it?"

Situ Feng: “…”

She looked at Zero stiffly, then turned to look at Xie Yuantang.

Then he pointed to his mouth and asked with his eyes: Can I speak?

Xie Yuantang: "...You tell me."

Situ Feng released the hand covering her mouth, picked up the teacup and drank a whole cup of tea before panting and saying, "Oh my god! Xie Yuantang, you are so awesome! You actually made a robot!"

Robot?

Xie Yuantang was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized.

Yes, everyone who has seen Zero thought that she had installed some mechanism in Zero's head.

Now that Zero has a body and can move, people naturally subconsciously think that she has assembled some kind of machine expansion.

Xie Yuantang's eyes rolled and the corners of his mouth curled up slightly.

Such a misunderstanding is so beautiful!

"Yes, yes, it's a robot!"

Xie Yuantang said sweetly.

Situ Feng was a little scared, but not too much. She walked forward excitedly, looked at Zero from a distance of two meters, and asked tentatively: "Can it understand my commands?"

Xie Yuantang smiled and said, "You try it, simple ones are fine."

Situ Feng swallowed his saliva and said to Zero: "You...kneel down!"

Zero: "Ka!" The corpse can be killed but not humiliated! Don't underestimate Lingbao's character!

Situ Feng frowned: "Then...pour me a glass of water?"

No. 0 turned his head to look at Xie Yuantang, and when he saw her nod, he walked over stiffly and poured a glass of water for Situ Feng.

Situ Feng was simply stunned!

"Amazing!"

She rubbed her hands together and asked excitedly, "Xie Yuantang, no... Fifth Sister-in-law, can I touch it?"

Xie Yuantang shook his head: "That won't work. The machine is not installed properly and it will break if you touch it."

Situ Feng withdrew his hand with some regret, and two seconds later he said, "Then can I make clothes for it? To be honest, you can make a robot, but your aesthetic taste is really too poor! Look at what rotten copper and iron you are making a child wear!"

"It's a girl, right? Girls should wear beautiful skirts!"

"Oh, yeah, can you make other dolls? Can I buy one from you? I don't care how much it costs!"

"..."

Seeing that Situ Feng was getting more and more outrageous, Xie Yuantang directly covered her mouth with his hand and said, "Stop! Calm down!"

Situ Feng blinked.

Xie Yuantang looked at her seriously and said, "I can make another doll for you, but you have to promise me one thing."

"Um!"

Situ Feng nodded obediently. Not to mention a single question, she would agree to ten or a hundred of them!

Xie Yuantang said seriously: "I showed you my treasure because I trust you. You can't tell anyone about this, including your mother, father, and Situ Xu."

Situ Feng was stunned: "Why?"

Xie Yuantang snorted, "Because they will treat me as a demon woman and ask a Taoist priest to exorcise the evil spirits for me. Do you want to see me burn to death?"

Situ Feng quickly shook his head: "I won't tell anyone."

Only then did Xie Yuantang nod with satisfaction.

Situ Feng circled around No. 0 curiously and asked excitedly, "Can I measure your height? I'll find the best embroiderer in the palace to make clothes for you when I get back."

Zero: "Ka!" It has its own fangirl now! And it's the first zombie to wear new clothes!

Number Zero proudly stretched out his arms and asked Situ Feng to measure his size.

At the same time, I thought happily in my heart:

It’s not easy!

It turns out that in this dynasty, zombies are finally popular!

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