The imperial concubine is nine and a half years old, and she is willing to overturn the table and re

"Poke eyes, bite hands, chop spine..."

Situ Yan muttered the secret book while beating Situ Lang!

Everyone: "..."

Situ Ran smiled and asked Situ Xu: "What do you think, Sixth Brother?"

Situ Xu shook his head: "I can't tell, but this fighting style is really... too insidious!"

Situ Ran and Situ Mo nodded in unison.

I don't know where their fifth brother learned these shady tricks!

Finally, Situ Lang limped back ten steps, holding his crotch, and howled in pain: "No more fighting!"

Situ Yan took his hand back and asked again: "Can I leave now?"

"What are we going to do?"

Situ Qing walked up to him and glared at him with a dark face: "What kind of mess did you just use?"

Situ Yan tilted his head. Why were people still talking about him when he already won?

Well... that definitely doesn't refer to him!

Situ Yan pointed at Situ Lang and said to Situ Qing, "Father, is there something wrong with your eyes? The Crown Prince is there, you are teaching the wrong person a lesson."

Situ Qing: “…”

Situ Lang: “…”

Finally, thanks to Situ Yan's efforts, the Fifth Prince's Mansion was once again released from house arrest on the first day of early lifting of the ban!

This time, the Queen Mother was directly banned from returning to the palace.

When Xie Yuantang left the palace, she patted Situ Yan's hand happily and said, "My husband, you are amazing! You managed to get us another vacation so quickly!"

Situ Yan said with some regret: "It's a pity that there are only two days. It would be better if we could have another month off."

The corners of Qu Pei's mouth twitched when he heard the conversation between the two, and he couldn't help but say, "Your Highness, Princess, the Emperor said that tomorrow Mammy and Master Yan will go to the Prince's Mansion to teach you."

"Oh." Xie Yuantang yawned. Regardless of whether he could do it or not, he showed his attitude first, "Don't worry, father-in-law. My husband and I will learn etiquette well."

Qu Pei: “…” Why don’t I believe it?

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The next day.

Yan Guanqing arrived at the prince's residence first, and Xie Yuantang seized the opportunity to have a long chat with him for a quarter of an hour.

So she successfully conquered her uncle and earned two more days of sleep for herself and her husband!

When the maid from Zhong Ligong arrived, Xie Yuantang had a long talk with her again.

Unexpectedly, this time it was the nanny who spoke first: "Little Princess, my queen and the third princess have told you that you can sleep and play as much as you want, as long as you pay the melon debt!"

Xie Yuantang blinked his big, moist eyes and smiled with his dimples shining brightly: "Gua account... OK!"

When the nanny heard this, she immediately took out a pen and paper and said, "Little Princess, if you have written it, I will take it back directly. If you haven't written it, it doesn't matter. Just tell me and I will write it down."

Xie Yuantang looked down at the paper and pen in her hand, then smiled and took out the pen and said, "No need to bother, Ma'am, wait a moment, I'll be right back."

After saying that, he turned around and ran to the door, whispering a few words to Bai Fu and Hong Qiu.

The nanny looked at the two maids who ran away trying not to laugh, in confusion.

What on earth is this? Is it really that funny?

Soon, Bai Fu and Hong Qiu came back carrying a bamboo basket.

It was covered with a layer of red cloth, so no one could tell what was inside.

"Mammy, here are three melons. You can take them away."

Xie Yuantang clapped his hands and reminded with a smile: "Don't peek on the road~"

"I dare not, I dare not."

After the nanny finished speaking, she had the bamboo basket carried onto the sedan chair and left.

Fortunately, she came in a sedan chair, otherwise she would not know how to carry this heavy bamboo basket back.

Zhongli Palace.

Situ Feng and Li Fei looked eagerly towards the door.

Situ Xu sat on the chair speechlessly: "I really don't understand why you would do this kind of business with her?"

Situ Feng turned her head and blinked her innocent and clear eyes: "What kind of business do you want to do?"

Situ Xu glanced at her and laughed sinisterly, full of hostility: "For example, you could just kill her while she's asleep!"

Once Xie Yuantang dies, Situ Yan will go crazy!

Getting rid of two evils at once, what a perfect kill!

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Concubine Li and Situ Feng looking at him with eyes that showed concern for a mentally retarded person.

Situ Xu: “…” Being looked at like this by you two is really an insult to him!

Situ Feng sighed, shook his head and said, "Xu'er, why are you so stupid? If I kill her, where can I go to listen to those three melons?"

Concubine Li sighed, "They are twins. Your elder sister is smart, but Xu'er, why are you getting dumber? And so dark."

Situ Xu: “…”

He covered his chest, swallowed the old blood, and said weakly: "Imperial Physician, call the Imperial Physician for me and tell him that I am about to die of anger."

As soon as he finished speaking, Situ Feng's palm fell on his head.

Situ Feng rubbed his hair like she was rubbing dog hair, and said with a smile: "Brother, stop pretending. I've seen through you a long time ago."

Situ Xu paused, raised his head and looked at her: "Have you seen through me?"

Could it be that she knew what he did in private?

Situ Xu's heart tightened, and just as he was about to say something, he saw Situ Feng's face showing that smug expression again:

"You actually like to eat melons, don't you? You would never be so angry before you saw those three melons of Xie Yuantang!"

Situ Xu: “…………” Where’s the knife? Where’s his knife? Let him commit suicide!

Just when the mother and her two daughters were "enjoying" their family time, nanny finally came back with a bamboo basket!

Seeing the two young eunuchs placing the heavy bamboo basket on the ground, Concubine Li asked in confusion, "Is this the melon Xie Yuantang was talking about?"

The nanny nodded: "The little princess said it, it is absolutely true!"

Situ Feng walked around the bamboo basket twice and frowned, "Why do I feel this is a bit strange?"

Situ Xu walked forward, squinted his eyes and glanced at the red cloth covering it, and snorted: "I think you two were deceived by her. This melon is not that melon."

As he spoke, he raised his hand and pulled away the red cloth, revealing three big watermelons in the bamboo basket!

Mother and daughter: "..."

Concubine Li gritted her teeth in anger: "How dare Xie Yuantang deceive me!"

Situ Feng stamped her feet: "I carried her on my back all the way! She actually betrayed my trust! What a swindler!"

Situ Xu looked at the two of them and laughed, "She's not wrong, there are indeed three melons, and they are all real, guaranteed to be authentic and sweet!"

Concubine Li glared at her son and sat back in her chair: "I'm so mad at you, what should I do now?"

"or……"

Situ Feng pointed at the three melons and asked, "Shall we cut them up and eat them?"

"The food Xie Yuantang sends is always delicious, so I think this watermelon can be good too."

Concubine Li: "...What are you waiting for? Cut, cut it all!"

Situ Feng turned her anger into strength and carried the watermelon out herself. Just as she was about to ask the palace maid to cut it, she suddenly found a knife mark on the watermelon.

She touched it doubtfully, and the cut opened up due to the force, revealing the melon flesh inside!

"Huh? Is this cut?"

When Situ Feng asked a question, Concubine Li and Situ Xu came over immediately.

The mother and her two children looked at the melon that was leaving.

The rosy flesh only has the outer circle, and a covered plate is placed inside.

The plate was opened and there was a note inside.

Looking at the note, Situ Feng's eyes suddenly lit up: "Gua! I said Xie Yuantang would not cheat old customers!"

Concubine Li urged from the side: "Open it and take a look!"

Situ Feng nodded and excitedly opened the note, which only had a few words written on it -

Your brother has a mistress.

"Pfft, cough, cough, cough!"

Situ Xu choked and started coughing violently.

I didn't expect that I would end up eating the melon myself!