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West door.

Situ Yan squatted on the ground, holding a handful of dogtail grass that he had pulled from the corner of the wall.

The peach blossom eyes stared at it with deep affection and concentration, and the slender fingers gently plucked one and threw it away.

A magnetic voice sounded faintly: "My wife will be out soon."

Pull another one: "Ladies, come out right away..."

"The three ladies will immediately..."

Xie Yuantang squatted on the wall above his head, holding his chin and looking at the dogtail grass at his feet, a smile appeared in his eyes.

The big black eyes rolled around and a mischievous smile appeared at the corner of the little devil's mouth!

He hooked his calf and did the same thing as he did with Situ Mo, hanging upside down from the wall!

Her long hair fell down, fluttering above Situ Yan's head.

Xie Yuantang even made a face!

"Madam, fifteen are coming soon... eh?"

Situ Yan was stunned.

Xie Yuantang's eyes flashed. Discovered?

Humph, you have brought me so much danger and trouble, now I'll give you a good scare!

Just as Xie Yuantang was thinking about it, he saw Situ Yan didn't even look up, but just raised his hand to pick up the pile of dogtail grass on the ground.

Situ Yan sighed and muttered, "I counted wrong, count again."

Xie Yuantang: “…”

No, brother, why don’t you look up?

I'm having a hard time hanging it up too!

Xie Yuantang felt so nauseous that she felt like vomiting blood. The settings of her husband, a martial arts master, were sometimes effective and sometimes not. If someone else was so close, they would have noticed it long ago. But Situ Yan was so focused on counting the grass that he didn't care about anything in the outside world at all!

"My lady, one will come soon, two will come soon..."

Xie Yuantang rolled her eyes and said, "It's coming, it's coming." She was still standing on the horse!

She bared her teeth like a little ferocious beast, stretched out her little fist angrily and swung it, but she didn't want to really hit, so she hit the air.

"Huh?"

Situ Yan paused and raised his head slowly: "It feels like... a little weird!"

Xie Yuantang wrinkled her nose, grabbed her hair with her little hands and shook it in front of his eyes deliberately.

Situ Yan stared blankly at the curtain of hair swaying in front of his eyes, and his peach blossom eyes blinked again and again.

then……

He reached out and suddenly grabbed her hair!

Xie Yuantang: “…”

No, we are all from the Situ family, why is your reaction so different from others!

Xie Yuantang was in tears. The little devil's first prank failed, and he might be pulled bald by Situ Yan at any time!

For the sake of his hair, Xie Yuantang was about to turn over and jump down, when he suddenly heard Situ Yan's surprised voice: "Madam!"

Situ Yan's fingertips gently circled around the strand of hair, and his handsome profile slowly revealed a strong smile.

He didn't pull it, let alone pluck it. He even gently held the strand of hair and slowly stood up. He turned his head and looked at Xie Yuantang happily:

"My lady, you're back!"

Still hanging upside down, Xie Yuantang, who had no time to make a face, was slightly stunned.

She stared blankly at the smile on Situ Yan's face, and the pure and sincere joy in his peach blossom eyes. She tilted her head slightly and asked doubtfully, "Aren't you afraid? Aren't you scared by me?"

Anyone would be scared to death if they saw a head of black hair hanging in front of their eyes in the middle of the night!

Situ Yan blinked and asked with a smile: "Why are you afraid? I know that's my wife's hair!"

Xie Yuantang was even more surprised: "You recognized my hair?"

What kind of weird method of recognizing people is this?

Situ Yan scratched his head a little embarrassedly and said, "I once secretly played with your hair when my wife was asleep..."

Moreover, he had learned several hairstyles from Leng Yunwan and was eagerly waiting to comb Xie Yuantang's hair, so he naturally cared a lot about her hair.

Xie Yuantang was dumbfounded, and pointed at himself unwillingly: "Then aren't you afraid of seeing me hanging upside down here?"

"Why be afraid?"

Situ Yan smiled softly, and tapped Xie Yuantang's eyebrows with his index finger: "My wife is my wife, no matter you are lying or standing, lying down or lying prone, you are still my wife."

"As long as you're a lady, I won't be afraid even if you become like Zero."

Xie Yuantang's heart suddenly skipped a beat.

At night, he smiled gently, his eyes fixed on her intently.

Xie Yuantang looked at him from this weird and funny perspective. His eyes looked through his smile and saw the starry sky and the crescent moon behind him. It was as if the entire night had become the background, reflecting the glimmer in his eyes.

Xie Yuantang fluttered his eyelashes twice, turned his head away proudly, and snorted: "It sounds nice, but if I really become size zero one day, I will scare you to death!"

After saying that, she bared her teeth at him.

"Haha, okay, okay, then when you become size zero, I will keep your head with me!"

Situ Yan clapped his hands happily: "This way I can take my wife with me wherever I go!"

Xie Yuantang: “…” Stop talking, it’s a bit scary.

Seeing Xie Yuantang still hanging there, Situ Yan poked her little face with a smile: "Madam, aren't you coming down?"

Xie Yuantang glared at him and snorted, "Why don't you just pick me up and get me down!"

After saying that, she stretched out her little arms towards him, and Situ Yan naturally caught her, smiling and pulling her down from the wall.

"Ma'am, do you want to walk by yourself or do you want me to carry you?"

"Of course you carried me. It's not easy for me to be busy all night!"

"It's not easy, it's not easy, I'll carry my wife on my back."

"Well, that's better! I'm about to fall, hurry up and lift me up."

"it is good……"

The palace lanterns at the west gate became farther and farther away, and two figures slowly left.

-

Zhongli Palace.

Situ Qing frowned as he listened to Qu Pei's report.

"A thief broke into Suxin Palace? Is Yaer okay?"

Qu Pei shook his head: "Your Majesty, the person is fine. The Second Princess said that the thief only stole a few things and ran away. The guards searched the area but found nothing, but..."

"But what?"

Qu Pei hesitated and said, "The guards said that the thief was not a human, but a monster. They had already shot him, but the dead thief was able to get up and run!"

"And when they were about to catch up, the thief suddenly climbed up the wall along the vines. But when they were about to catch up, they found that there were no vines at all."

Situ Feng beside him stopped eating his melon seeds and stammered, "This, this, this... isn't this a monster? Father, father, this is terrible, we have to quickly invite a Taoist priest to exorcise the evil spirit!"

"Yes, yes, Your Majesty. It's such a powerful monster. Fortunately, he only wants money this time. What if he has other ideas next time?"

Concubine Li was shocked and frightened when she heard this. She said with a pale face, "Hurry up and find a Taoist priest to exorcise the evil spirit!"

"What evil are you trying to exorcise?"

Situ Qing glared at the two of them unhappily: "It's just the mischief of a villain."

After that, he looked at Qu Pei and said, "Pass the order down and let Ran'er handle this matter. Make sure to catch the person!"

"Yes."

Qu Pei went down to convey the order. Situ Qing sighed and rubbed his temples.

Concubine Li paused and asked worriedly, "Your Majesty, is your head aching again?"

"With so many things to do every day, how can I not have a headache?"

Situ Qing closed his eyes and sighed, "The Queen Mother is about to return, and the palace is in turmoil. How can I let her live in peace?"