The imperial concubine is nine and a half years old, and she is willing to overturn the table and re

Xie Yuantang only stayed at the Leng family for one day and moved back to the prince's palace the next day.

"Oh! I haven't been home for a long time. It's still comfortable here!"

As soon as he entered the house, Xie Yuantang stretched and relaxed completely.

"But my lady, we were driven back!"

Situ Yan was holding ten kilograms of bacon and half a roast chicken that he brought back from the Leng family, with a look of confusion in his peach blossom eyes:

"It's really strange. Don't mother and uncle like us very much? Why did they kick us out of the house?"

Xie Yuantang spread his hands, looking confused: "I don't know."

Bai Fu, who was following behind them, hesitated and whispered, "Perhaps... it was because Your Highness insisted on kowtow to Master Dao that scared Master Dao so much that he bumped into the door frame when he ran out. The bump on his forehead is still there!"

"No, no!"

Hong Qi held two jars of pickled vegetables in her arms and shook her head, saying, "It was because the little imperial concubine climbed up a tree to get bird eggs and accidentally poked a beehive, causing everyone in the Leng Mansion to be stung!"

Yan Feng was carrying a load of salted duck eggs and snorted, "You are all wrong. The reason why His Highness and the Little Imperial Concubine were kicked out must be because of the pit they dug in the backyard. Not only did they fail to catch the thief, but they also caused General Leng to fall into the toilet in the middle of the night! He was still limping when he went to court today!"

Yan Mo: "No, I think it's because..."

Li Xiu: "I think what you said is not accurate. It should be because..."

"..."

After the discussion, they all looked at Xie Yuantang and Situ Yan and said in unison: "General Leng must be afraid that he can't help but beat you two, so he kicked you out!"

Situ Yan blinked: "Really? So my uncle is a pretty good person!"

Everyone: He is more than good, he is a great kind person!

Xie Yuantang tilted his head: "Have I done so many bad things?"

Several people nodded in unison: "Don't doubt it, you really have it!"

Bai Fu: "To be precise, it's not immoral, it's naughty!!"

Hong Qi: "You're in trouble!"

Yan Feng: "It's a rip-off!"

Yan Mo: "Sinister!"

Li Xiu: "I can't think of any words, just give me a thumbs up!"

Xie Yuantang: “…”

She rolled her eyes speechlessly: "That's too much!"

"Let's take a step back and say, if you see a bird's nest in front of you, can you resist the urge to rob it?"

Yan Feng was stunned for a moment, scratched his head and said honestly: "I can't help it."

"Yeah, so how was I naughty?"

Xie Yuantang confidently put his hands on his waist and said: "I just made a small mistake that all children would make. How can it be called a disaster?"

"Yeah, what the lady said is right!"

Situ Yan stood by his wife unconditionally, looked at the others and said, "If you say bad things about my wife, I won't give you any roast chicken to eat!"

Yan Feng's face suddenly turned bitter: "No, Your Highness, please give me a bite, I've been craving it all the way!"

Yan Mo and others: "Yes, Your Highness, it's all Yan Feng's fault, just punish him, don't punish us!"

Yan Feng: “…” Why is he the one who gets hurt every time?

Xie Yuantang smiled and pulled Situ Yan. He sniffed the aroma of the roast chicken with his little nose, licked the tip of his tongue greedily and said, "Let's go, let's eat first!"

Bai Fu reminded: "Princess, please wash your hands and change your clothes first!"

"I know, let's just go back to the backyard and set it up in the yard to eat!"

Xie Yuantang said with a smile, and Yan Mo and Li Xiu went to prepare, leaving Yan Feng and Bai Fuhongqiu to follow them.

Arriving at the backyard residence, Xie Yuantang was about to wash his hands when suddenly his eyes became fierce and his steps stopped abruptly!

The door of the study was wide open!

"Princess, I'm going..."

Before Yan Feng could finish his words, Xie Yuantang grabbed the jar of pickled vegetables from Hongqiu's hand with her little hand and ran over.

Situ Yan followed suit, holding his bacon and roast chicken in his hands!

Yan Feng and others were half a step slower and also rushed over hurriedly.

"Bang! Click!"

In the study, a figure was squatting in the corner stealthily, searching for something!

He had a linen turban on his head and even had a bow tied on his head!

Because he was too focused, he didn't notice the abnormality behind him.

Xie Yuantang was dazzled by the bow and became furious!

Well, not only did he steal her house when she was not at home, but he also did it in broad daylight with a bow on his head?

If this isn’t a blatant provocation, what is?

Big Brother Tang said angrily: "Where did this little thief come from!"

"Look, I'll pickle you in a jar!"

As he said that, he threw the jar of pickled vegetables in his hand towards the thief!

Hearing her voice, the thief froze suddenly. Just as he was about to turn around, he heard another unusual movement:

"Look, uncle-in-law, you'll be strangled to death by bacon!"

"Princess, Your Highness, throw salted duck eggs at him, it's delicious!"

"..."

Before being attacked by the salted duck eggs, the thief turned around quickly, holding the sausages with both hands, and holding the pickled vegetable jar firmly with his right hand:

"Don't throw it away, don't throw it away, he is one of us..."

"Paji!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a salted duck egg hit his smooth forehead!

The eggshell is cracked!

The thief's mouth and temples twitched at the same time, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Didn't I tell you that we are one family? Why did you throw it away?"

"what?"

Xie Yuantang blinked and poked his head out from behind Situ Yan: "That voice sounds a bit familiar!"

"Oh! Isn't this the master of Foyin Pavilion, the richest man in Beijing, the famous demon monk Master Wuchen?"

Xie Yuantang looked at Wu Chen with a pair of bright eyes in surprise: "Master Wu Chen, did you come here to beg for alms while no one is at home?"

Wu Chen took a deep breath, put down the pickled vegetable jar and bacon, then took the duck egg off his forehead, smiled slightly and said, "The little princess is smart, that's it."

Situ Yan: "Come to the study to beg for alms?"

Wu Chen: “Yes.”

Yan Feng: "Wearing a headscarf? And a bow?"

Wu Chen: “…Not bad.”

Several people looked at Xie Yuantang at the same time: "Princess, what do you say?"

Xie Yuantang smiled with a fake smile, weighed the salted duck egg in his hand and said, "I say, smash him!"

At the command, everyone raised their hands and each received two salted duck eggs!

Situ Yan was holding the roast chicken and was reluctant to throw it away, so he took three eggs with his free hand!

Wu Chen: “…” No, when did you get the eggs?

Xie Yuantang glared at him fiercely: "You evil monk, not only did you steal things but you also lied continuously, does your Buddha know about this?"

Wu Chen: "...I reported to my Buddha before I left."

"Oh."

Xie Yuantang nodded: "What a coincidence, I also reported to your Buddha in my heart before taking the duck eggs!"

"Sisters, throw it to me!"

"okay!"

In an instant, more than ten salted duck eggs turned into arrow eggs and flew towards Wuchen!

Wu Chen panicked: "Hey, hey, hey, you're throwing it away just like that? I was just joking, why are you so angry?"

As he spoke, he quickly performed Qinggong.

I saw a gray figure moving quickly among countless duck eggs!

Ten seconds later.

The gray and linen figure stood still, without a single stain on Wuchen's body, except for his linen headscarf, which he used as a net bag, catching all the salted duck eggs, without a single one falling on him.

"Amitabha~"

Wu Chen smiled faintly, coquettishly and casually: "My Buddha said not to waste..."

"Boom!"

Before he could finish his words, a salted duck egg fell right on his head!

Xie Yuantang tilted his head and smiled maliciously: "You said you missed one!"