Hey! Leave my ex-boyfriends alone!

[The plot of the if-line is randomly dropped, depending on my inspiration. Not every male protagonist will have an if-line (of course, if a male protagonist who originally did not have an if-line is highly sought after, I will also write it. At worst, I will just throw away my work! _(:3 ⌒?)_)]

[Ifs are all happy endings, but the if points presented may be different. This is for those who don’t want to see too many bes, or those who want both be and he.]

[If you don't want to watch it, you can skip it. It doesn't affect the plot. Thank you. 】

[I put these words in the main text because I was afraid that some people would not see them if I put them in the author's statement. I will not put them in the next if line because everyone knows what if is after reading this.]

"Ye Qi, you don't know my pain at all. I love you so much that I don't want you to bear everything."

"Let's break up. If you keep pestering me, I will definitely be in agony."

"In the last bit of time, please let me be alone and then leave peacefully."

The young man raised his head slightly. He could never have imagined that the girl in front of him would say such a thing. They had just been together a few days ago, and now she was saying she wanted to break up?

Is today April Fool's Day?

Ye Qi tightly grasped the medical record in his hand, and suddenly a feeling of despair lingered in his heart.

He had never suspected that Xie Luo's medical records were fake, so at this moment, he was extremely desperate.

"Do we... have to do this?"

"Xie Luo, I don't want to break up. If you are sick, we will treat it well. I will always be by your side."

Ye Qi finally said what he had never said before. His words were full of reluctance to leave, but also with a hint of fragility.

Xie Luo raised her cold eyes. She was about to say something else, but her consciousness slowly returned and her face gradually turned into a bewildered one.

She remembered what she had just done, but she didn't know why she did it.

“Ah…ah?”

"If you don't want to be treated, then we can go back together and spend the rest of our lives together, okay?"

Xie Luo took a step forward, snatched the medical record, and looked at it for a while with a frown.

"Qi Qi baby, this is a printout of my photoshopped picture. How come you can't see it? When did your intelligence decline?"

Ye Qi: ???

As Xie Luo spoke, he tore up the medical record neatly and threw it into the trash can.

She curled her eyes and took Ye Qi's hand: "I'm kidding, I just want to test your IQ and see if you really care about me, and whether you will break up with me just because I'm sick."

"It turns out that you are a very good boyfriend, Qiqi baby. You didn't leave me just because I was sick or said something angry. You are so kind."

Ye Qi's slightly frowned brows suddenly relaxed, but he still felt a little uneasy in his heart.

"Don't make such jokes next time. I almost took it seriously."

"Really? What would happen if you really meant it? Would you stop me from leaving?"

Xie Luo rubbed his head and asked this question with his eyes narrowed.

"No, but I will die with you, Xie Luo, I mean it."

"I won't abandon you, and you shouldn't abandon me. I can't accept losing you."

Ye Qi spoke seriously, his usually lazy brows did not stretch at this moment, but instead were tinged with a bit of seriousness that was rarely seen at other times.

He really wasn't kidding.

The boy raised his eyes and hugged the girl's waist seriously: "Fortunately you were just joking."

Xie Luo touched his face and said in a soothing voice: "How could I leave you? I love you the most, my dear Qi Qi. If I break up with you one day, I would be crazy."

"You are so beautiful, how can I bear to let you go?"

Xie Luo smiled and bent over, then leaned close to his ear and said teasingly, "See my abdominal muscles?"

"... ...Can you please stop acting like you're only after my body?"

Ye Qi raised his eyebrows, then pulled Xie Luo down suddenly and pressed her head down slightly.

Xie Luo was startled. She supported herself with her arms: "Wait, what are you going to do?"

"Don't you want to see my abs? How about letting you touch them too?"

"You... this is not good for me, right?"

How could Ye Qi not know her character? They were at home and they could do whatever they wanted.

He casually unbuttoned a few buttons, revealing a beautiful collarbone and that seductively beautiful chest.

The young man was very generous and unbuttoned all the buttons directly, and his tight and beautiful abdominal muscles were instantly exposed to Xie Luo's eyes.

This... ...who can tolerate this!

Ah!

"Qi Qi baby, I'm too stubborn. What's yours is mine. What's wrong with me touching my abdominal muscles?"

She first poked his abdominal muscles, then tried to touch them.

Ye Qi grabbed her hand that was about to cause trouble, glanced at her lazily, and then smiled: "If you do this, I will be at a great disadvantage."

"You can touch it, but you have to give me something in exchange."

"You can't get something for nothing, right?"

"Why not?"

"Then we can't make this deal."

Xie Luo: ... ...She knew that the other party was up to something.

But there is no way, beauty comes first and brains come second.

"What? Man, tell me, I'll give you my life now!"

Ye Qi pulled her into his arms, then put her hands on his waist, and said in a hoarse voice: "Kiss me, you won't lose, right?"

"No loss, no loss."

Xie Luo randomly touched his abdominal muscles, and when Ye Qi frowned because of the itch, he kissed him on the face at lightning speed.

Each "pop" was louder than the last, and Xie Luo kissed her all over the face generously.

"How is it? Pretty nice, a kiss on the face."

Ye Qi: ...

She kissed everything except the lips.

And Ye Qi just wanted her to kiss him on the lips.

"I wanted you to kiss me here, why did you spit on my face?"

He tapped his lips, his eyes filled with silence.

It's more than just a face full of saliva.

If Ye Qi looked at himself carefully, he would find that his entire face was covered with lipstick marks, making him look extremely messy.

Xie Luo had a good temper. She bent down and kissed his lips again, their lips and teeth intertwined without any hesitation.

After the kiss, she reached out to Ye Qi's tight and beautiful abdominal muscles again: "Is it okay now?"

"... ...Can."

In the blink of an eye, the two went from school uniforms to wedding dresses, and even Old Liu was invited to attend their wedding.

Old Liu was surprised. After all, he was just a random group back then, but they turned out to be a pair of lovers.

Especially Ye Qi, he had actually set his eyes on Xie Luo, the elementary school bully from Class 16, so early on.

It is true that you cannot judge a person by his appearance.

The two held hands at the wedding ceremony and looked at each other with smiling eyes.

With the oath, the wedding ceremony ended.

They will always be together and love each other forever.

Ye Qi and her rose will eventually become each other's only ones, slowly accompanying and falling in love with each other in the spring.