Hong Kong General Assembly began to practice

Early in the morning, Li Moye and Simu finally arrived at the Taoist temple.

It must be said that Li Moye quite likes this kind of mountain villa. The air in the mountains is also very fresh, and even the spiritual energy of heaven and earth is much richer than other places.

Jumping to the gate of the courtyard, Simu jumped down from the chair happily, walked forward to blow out the guide lamp in Li Moxie's hand, patted Li Moxie on the shoulder and said:

"Okay! Off to get off work! Moye, you've worked so hard. Just leave these clients here. I'll go get Jiale to clean up."

After saying that, he walked up and knocked on the door.

"Jiale! Open the door!"

"Carol!"

After knocking a few times, no one answered. Simu was obviously unhappy. He simply reached into the door with both hands, poked a hole in the door paper, and pulled out the bolt inside.

Before the door was fully opened, he saw Jiale sleeping on a bamboo chair.

Simu spoke, closed the door again, and cursed:

"You little brat! I told you to guard the door, but you're just dreaming."

Seeing this scene, Li Moxie smiled and stepped forward to ask:

"What's wrong, uncle? I'm a little shy to go back to my hometown. I'm a little embarrassed to face your dear disciple. I'm too shy to even enter the door."

"Get lost! Is that how you use the word? This kid is sleeping here when I told him to guard the house. I wonder if I won't teach him a lesson."

After saying that, Simu walked towards the pair of bamboo sticks next to him.

Knowing what his uncle was going to do, Li Moye still tried to persuade him:

"Forget it, Uncle Master. Junior Brother didn't mean it. He didn't know you were coming back today. He even insisted on sleeping in the hall waiting for you, which proves how much he cared for you."

When Simu heard this, he paused, but thinking that his disciple had embarrassed him in front of Moye today, he took a step forward and picked up the bamboo stick in the corner.

Still saying

"No, I won't be happy if I don't teach him a lesson."

The noise of the two of them chatting outside the door had already woken Jiale up. Through the paper on the door that was pierced by Simu, he saw his master giving bamboo sticks to each zombie.

Li Moye had long sensed Jiale peeking from inside the door, but he didn't care. He thought it would be good for his uncle to suffer a little, and he would just watch the fun.

"The spirits of heaven and earth, the zombies have spirits, the zombies have sex, forget the ringtone, beat them when they hear ah, beat them when they scream, ah is my command."

"Listen to my orders!"

Li Moxie felt that if he hadn't been so amused, he would have laughed out loud. His uncle was really asking for trouble.

He saw Simu took a wooden lid of a water jar and squatted on the ground with a small water jar.

"oops!"

Click!

The small water tank was smashed into pieces by the zombies with wooden sticks.

Simu walked up to Li Moxie, raised his eyebrows, and said:

"See? Learn from this"

Then he proudly controlled the zombies and walked into the house with a bamboo stick in his hand.

If it weren't for the zombies jumping around behind him, he would have felt that his uncle was going to fight for territory.

He looks like a gang leader, but it's actually very firm.

Simu walked closer to the room and controlled the zombies to surround Jiale.

Jiale, who had already woken up, saw this scene out of the corner of his eye and shouted that it was over.

But before he had time to think about it, he was hit hard on the buttocks. He was about to scream, but he quickly covered his mouth with his hands to prevent himself from screaming.

"Ouch! Master hit you and you didn't even yell!"

As soon as these words were spoken, Li Moxie, who was hiding outside the door, knew that something exciting was about to begin. He ate melon seeds and watched the fun with relish.

Sure enough, after Simu finished speaking, the crackling sound of sticks came towards him. He cried out in pain as he was being hit, and then he heard the sticks of the zombies coming towards him again.

Li Moye was so happy watching this, thinking that he deserved it, he didn't even think of going forward to help.

He had been tricked by Simu too many times along the way, so it was good for him to suffer a little this time. It was a sign of good self-control that he did not go up to finish off the enemy.

Fortunately, Jiale was smart. He stepped forward and covered Simu's mouth to prevent him from making any sound. Only then did the zombies stop moving.

"Master! Don't say those two words! Otherwise the zombies will beat you to death."

"Two what words?"

Seeing Simu who had not forgotten to help his apprentice at this time, Li Moxie did not agree with him. He stepped forward, made a spell with his hand and ordered the zombies:

"Silence is the order! Forget about the oops!"

After saying this, the talisman in Li Moye's hand spontaneously combusted without fire. Then Li Moye took the burning talisman and threw it forward, and the talisman quickly burned out in the air.

Fu Hui also floated towards the zombies. The moment they came into contact with Fu Hui, the zombies put down their sticks, lowered their hands, and calmed down.

Seeing the zombies whose spells had been broken, Simu stood up from the ground in anger, pointing at Moye and cursing:

"You little brat! When I was being beaten just now, you didn't come forward to stop it. You came to stop it after I was beaten. Did you do it on purpose?"

Hearing Simu's words, Li Moxie smiled and said:

"Uncle Master, you really guessed it right. I did it on purpose! Hahaha!"

Li Moxie felt that the depression he had felt along the way had all dissipated at this moment, and he happily held onto the door and laughed.

"You kid! If I wasn't afraid that I couldn't beat you, you'd be done for if I didn't do anything to you!"

"Hehe! Uncle Master, this is called tit for tat. When it was my turn to rest, you either crashed into a tree or fell into a pit. Do you really think I didn't know you did it on purpose? We are even now."

Hearing this, Simu was too embarrassed to refute, as he had indeed done it on purpose.

He just wanted to watch his nephew make a fool of himself first, and then see his reaction. He didn't expect that he could be so patient and now comes to trick him again.

"Alright! Brat, we're even this time!"

After saying that, he raised his hand and hit Jiale again and said:

"Put the zombies back in the morgue!"

Jiale was very curious about Li Moye's identity, but after being beaten by his master again, he did not dare to ask.

He was about to leave when Simu called him back.

"Wait! I forgot to introduce you! This is Li Moye, the apprentice of your ninth uncle. A while ago, your master recognized him as the eldest senior brother of your generation."

"Call me brother now!"

After hearing this, Jiale quickly put his hands together with sword fingers on his chest and saluted Li Moxie:

"Greetings, Senior Brother,"

Li Moye also likes Jiale very much. It can be seen from the movie that he is both filial and kind-hearted. Although he is silly sometimes, his character is a true childlike innocence.

Be kind to everyone.

So Li Moye did not take it lightly and returned the favor by pointing his sword at Jiale.

Then he took out a space ring and handed it to Jiale and said:

"Junior brother, this is a meeting gift from my senior brother, please accept it."

At first, Jiale saw that it was a silver ring, but he didn't pay much attention to it. He took it with a smile, then saw the gem on it and quickly said:

"Brother, your ring is too regular. I can't accept it. The gemstones on it look expensive. What if I lose it?"

Hearing this, Simu stepped forward and hit Jiale on the head.

"You silly boy, the valuable thing about this ring is not the gemstone, but the legendary Sumeru Ring, which is also the space ring."

"Ah! Isn't that something that only the head elder has? Then I can't take it. How about you give it to my master?"

He saw that his disciple was very inexperienced, but he still thought of himself when faced with such a precious treasure as the space ring.

The anger from being beaten just now also subsided, and his tone softened as he said:

"Please accept it. Your senior brother has already given it to me. It is much larger than the space you have. Besides, your senior brother is rich, so it would be a waste if you don't take it."

Hearing what the master said, Jiale happily accepted the ring and said with a smile:

"Thank you, Senior Brother! Then I will be your subordinate."

"You're welcome, Junior Brother."

Li Moxie also responded with a smile

"Okay, go move the zombies to the morgue, and make breakfast, as I'm hungry."

"Okay master!"

Just as Jiale was about to get the guide bell outside, he suddenly thought of something and turned back to Simu and said:

"By the way, Master, I forgot to tell you that the master next door is back."

Hearing this, his eyes lit up, but he quickly restrained his expression and said disdainfully:

"So what if he's back? Do you want me to go over and pay my respects to him?"

"Um... that's not necessary."

After saying that, Jiale walked out again with some embarrassment.

Simu greeted Li Moye and asked him to sit anywhere, then ran to the side room to burn incense and pay his respects to the ancestor.

Li Moxie was bored, so he ran outside to play with the two pink little pigs.

It must be said that Li Moxie quite liked Simu's self-sufficient lifestyle.

If possible, he really wants to find a house like this, grow his own vegetables, raise some chickens, ducks, geese, and a few pigs.

Just living a life away from the hustle and bustle, being self-sufficient, and finding a beautiful woman to grow flowers and vegetables when she is free, this kind of life may be what he most hopes for.

But think about it, now that I have the system, even if I want to lie down, perhaps the system will not let me lie down.

Moreover, the world of Hong Kong variety shows is also very dangerous, and he has to protect his uncle. Now he also has many ties with this zombie world, and he can't lie down.

But thinking of his uncle, Li Moye also missed him a little.

Maybe he would find time to go back. In a blink of an eye, he had been in this world for more than a year. It was time for him to go back and see his uncle.

At this moment, Li Moyue sensed someone approaching from a distance, and he looked up.

I saw a monk wearing a white monk's robe and a young girl wearing a red flowery dress beside him.

As soon as you see the girl Li Moxie, you know that she is the heroine of this plot line, Jingjing.

The master and Jingjing on the opposite side also noticed Li Moye squatting at the door teasing the pig.

When the master saw Li Moye, he didn't think that he was here to steal the pig.

Because Li Moxie was wearing a white Taoist robe and a Taoist hairpin on his head.

The one who can appear here must be a Maoshan person. The master quickly stepped forward to greet him, holding the Buddha's hand and greeting him:

"Thank you for your courtesy, Taoist friend. I am Yixiu, the owner of the house, and I live next door to you. May I ask what your name is?"

When Li Moye saw Master Ikkyu with a horse-like face asking him a question, he also stood up and saluted:

"Hello, Master Yixiu, my name is Li Moye, and my master is the One-Eyebrow Taoist of Maoshan."

"Oh! I didn't expect you to be Master Lin's disciple. How is Master Lin now?"

"Thank you for your concern, Master. My master is doing well. Master, do you know my master?"

"Haha, your master used to come here often to discuss Dao, and we are all familiar with each other. Brother Moye, you should not have been his disciple for long, right? I haven't heard your master mention it before."

Ikkyu felt it was a bit strange to ask this, because he couldn't see Li Moye's realm. Either he hadn't practiced yet, or his realm was higher than his.

But the former is not the case, because the young man in front of him has an extraordinary temperament and does not look like an ordinary person at all.

The latter is even more impossible. He is now at the peak of the Earth Master level. Unless the young man in front of him is at the Heaven Master level, how can we not see his cultivation level?

But how is this possible? The boy in front of me is only in his early 20s at most.

To reach the level of Heavenly Master at this age, either he is crazy or the world is crazy.

Li Moye didn't know what Master Yixiu was thinking, so he replied honestly:

"Yes, Master. I just became your disciple last year, so it's normal that you haven't heard of me."

Hearing this, Master Yixiu felt that he was right. He had only been a disciple for a year and must still be strengthening his body and laying the foundation. He probably hadn't started practicing yet. No wonder he couldn't sense his cultivation.

"Haha, Brother Lin is really lucky. Brother Moye has an extraordinary temperament and is a good candidate for cultivation."

Li Moyue was just about to respond politely when he heard someone approaching. He looked up and saw it was Jiale, who ran towards him cheerfully.

"Master, Jingjing, you guys are back. Let me introduce you. This is my senior brother, the disciple of my ninth uncle."

"Brother, this is Master Ikkyu who lives next door to us, and this is Miss Jingjing."

Seeing Jiale running over and happily helping them introduce each other, Li Moxie also said with a smile:

"Junior Brother Jiale, we have just met each other, but this girl just forgot to greet you, please forgive me."

Jingjing also nodded shyly, whispered "hello" softly, and lowered her head shyly.

As soon as he saw Li Moye, he was fascinated by the young man in front of him.

The scene of him casually sitting on the ground teasing the piglet is so beautiful, as fascinating as the handsome young man in the storybook.

When you get closer, you can see that he has sharp eyebrows and bright eyes, and is elegant and otherworldly.

She was staring at him in a daze.

Master Ikkyu did not notice anything strange about his disciple, but said with some doubt:

"Jia Le, Brother Mo Xie, isn't that a bit wrong with your address?"

"Brother Mo Xie entered the sect later than you, so he should be your junior fellow apprentice, right?"

When Jiale heard this, he casually explained:

"That's right, Master Ikkiu, you don't know, after listening to Master, Senior Brother has been recognized by Master as the Senior Brother of Maoshan of our generation."

"So it's okay for me to call you Senior Brother."

Hearing this, Master Ikkyu couldn't believe it. He didn't believe that if the young man in front of him really hadn't yet entered the sect, how could Maoshan recognize him as the eldest senior brother.

He asked suspiciously:

"May I ask, little brother Moye, what realm are you in now?"

Hearing Master Yixiu's question, Li Moye answered honestly:

"I am not talented. I have just reached the middle stage of Heavenly Master and have already reached the realm of Yang God."

"what!"

When Master Ikkyu heard this, he shouted out in disbelief.

"Fellow Daoist Moye! Don't be ridiculous. Didn't you just say that you have only been a disciple of Daoist Master Lin for over a year?"

"Yes! Master, because I practiced martial arts before, my master skipped the basics and directly enlightened me."

"Haha! Jiale, Fellow Daoist Moye, I got up too fast this morning. I'll go back and take a rest. We can talk later."

"Jingjing, let's go back first."

Looking at Master Yixiu's back as he left, Li Moxie could only sigh twice and thought:

The master's psychological endurance is really poor

(Thank you for your suggestions, readers. I plan to go back to Hong Kong variety shows after finishing Uncle Zombie. It is true that many readers who came to Hong Kong variety shows may be disappointed if they stay in one world for too long. I will try to write more Hong Kong variety shows in the future, and I hope that readers can give it a five-star rating. Thank you)