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Chapter 162 Buddha Jumps over the Wall
After watching the two sisters being taken away, Li Moye also planned to leave. I earned 40 merit points in this wave, which is pretty good.
But when he turned around, he saw Ah Zhen looking at him with a perverted look on her face.
Seeing Ah Zhen's eyes shining and a little crystal liquid hanging from the corner of her mouth, Li Moye felt a little scared. Has he met a female pervert?
However, my eyes accidentally caught the small bulge on her white vest, and then I looked at her and she looked very pretty.
Come to think of it...well...it doesn't seem impossible, at most I'll just suffer a little loss.
However, Li Moyue still abandoned the unreliable ideas in his mind. It seemed that he and He Min had been exercising too frequently recently, and his Taoist heart could no longer be controlled. What a sin!
Only Li Moyue managed to control himself, while Ah Zhen couldn't. She screamed, and then suddenly ran over and pounced on Li Moyue.
Li Moxie, who was rewarded with another wave of benefits, was a little confused.
What's going on? There are no mice nearby, why is she so excited?
"Ah!! God of Study! You are so handsome! I want you to be my boyfriend!!"
Li Moxie came to his senses after being hit by a ball and confession all of a sudden. He realized that he had met a nymphomaniac.
Although he could see that Ah Zhen was still a virgin, he had been educated by the high-pressure uncle of this world since he was a child, and he knew that if he had sex with a man or a woman, he would be beaten to death. Yes! Beaten to death by the uncle!
So he subconsciously pulled Ah Zhen down and said:
"Miss! Please calm down! I already have a girlfriend!! Please stop your dangerous thoughts!"
Although Li Moyue has no problem beating his uncle now, this is not a difference in martial arts, but a suppression of blood.
After he received all the memories of this world, everything that happened from childhood to adulthood was imprinted in his memory, and it was not much different from his personal experiences.
"What's the big deal! Brother Xueshen, as long as you're not married, it's okay to have a few more girlfriends. And you're so handsome, it's no big deal to have a few more girlfriends. There's a senior in our school who had 10 boyfriends at once."
"So it's no problem for you to have me as your girlfriend! Besides, I'm good-looking too, with a nice figure and good looks!"
"And...and...and their pigs are still there!"
When Ah Zhen said this, she lowered her head shyly.
Hearing such shocking words, Li Moye was speechless. If he didn't have principles, he would have agreed to it directly.
However, after receiving the memories of two worlds, the education from Li Moxie's uncles in the two worlds was too profound for him, so he did not plan to bring himself too many romantic debts for the time being.
"Forget it! I'm not planning on having two girlfriends for now, and your senior's behavior isn't very nice! You'd better not learn from her!"
Hearing Li Moye's answer, Ah Zhen was a little disappointed, but she still said with sparkling eyes:
"God of Study! If you ever plan to find two girlfriends, remember to look for me! And don't worry, I will keep my pig for you!"
"And don't worry! My parents are very strict, I won't mess around!"
Li Moxie felt a little embarrassed, but he didn't know what to say. He could only say that being too handsome was also a problem for him.
"Forget it, as long as you are happy! I have something else to do, I'll leave first!"
"Ah! God of Study! Are you leaving? Why don't you stay for a quick meal? You've helped our family so much. I'll let my parents thank you!"
Li Moxie waved his hand and said:
"No, I really have something else to do. Let's talk about dinner later. I'll definitely talk about it next time!"
"Then please leave me your contact information! Otherwise I won't be able to find anyone if I encounter these problems in the future!"
Li Moye thought about it and it made sense. This family looked like the protagonists, so who knew if they would encounter these things again. So Li Moye gave Azhen his business card and left.
Azhen is too enthusiastic and gives out benefits all the time. Although it feels great, it is indeed inappropriate, mainly because these benefits are not as good as He Min's.
After getting Li Moyue's contact information, Ah Zhen did not force him to stay, as she was afraid of scaring him away.
As Li Moyue drove out of the villa, he saw the Fire Cloud Evil God suddenly jump out in front of him and block his way.
Looking at the Fire Cloud Evil God in front of him, who was not bald yet but was about to become bald, Li Moye knew that this guy was the Buddha Jumps Over the Wall in the original drama.
He just didn't know why this guy stopped him, so he got out of the car and asked Huoyun Evil God:
"Brother, are you trying to scam me?"
When Huoyun Evil God saw Li Moye get off the car, he stared at Li Moye with his two eyes, one green and one black, as if he wanted to see through Li Moye.
Li Moyue looked at him like this, and if he didn't know that he was indeed not a psychopath or a pervert, he would have almost beaten him up.
In the original drama, this guy was weird and kept asking Uncle Piao's family to move, but he never explained the situation. He also kept acting like a psychopath. It was strange that people would believe him.
Even if he wore a monk's robe, it would be somewhat believable, but this guy just doesn't want to do that. He just wants to be mysterious.
"Brother! Don't think I won't beat you up just because you look like the Fire Cloud Evil God! Believe it or not, I'll beat you up!"
After hearing what Li Moye said, Buddha Jumps Over the Wall said with a puzzled look:
"Who is the Fire Cloud Evil God? Ah! That's right! That's not important! What's important is! Who are you?"
"How come the negative energy in the villa disappeared after you entered?"
Li Moxie looked at Buddha Jumping Over the Wall, staring at him with wide eyes, and said speechlessly:
"Brother, when you ask others who they are, why don't you tell me who you are? And if I didn't see some Buddha's light in you, I might think you are a pervert and beat you up for staring at me like that!"
After hearing what Li Moxie said, Fo Tiao Qiang was not angry. Instead, he stepped forward eagerly and wanted to hold Li Moxie's hand.
But seeing his perverted look, Li Moxie avoided him and said:
"Brother! What are you doing? If you do that again I might really beat you up!"
"Ah! Sorry! I scared you, my friend! I'm happy! I'm excited! I finally met someone who shares the same interests as me!"
Looking at Buddha Jumps Over the Wall dancing happily, Li Moxie said speechlessly:
"Brother! You have to understand clearly that I am a Taoist and you are a Buddhist. If you say this, be careful that your Buddha will beat you up!"
Buddha Jumps Over the Wall said nonchalantly:
"It's okay! I'm not qualified enough, and the Buddha doesn't have the leisure to do anything to me."
"You seem quite proud. Tell me, why are you blocking my way? If you have nothing to do, just go away and don't block my way."
Hearing this, Buddha Jumps Over the Wall said flatteringly:
"Brother! I just saw you go in and the negative energy inside disappeared after a while. I knew you were definitely not an ordinary person, so I wanted to stop you and ask what was going on."
"What else could it be? It was just an evil ghost. He couldn't get hard after I kicked him. Now I have sent that family to the underworld."
Li Moxie said indifferently.
But after hearing this, Buddha Jumps Over the Wall was surprised again. He walked up to Li Moye and said:
"Brother! You can even deal with evil spirits! It seems that your cultivation is very high! Then see if you can teach me a few tricks! Or I can give up Buddhism and join Taoism!"
Good guy! Li Moxie exclaimed, "Good guy!" This guy is really not afraid of his master giving him a big fight in the middle of the night. He even said this.
"You bastard! Are you sure your master won't come to chat with you in the middle of the night after hearing what you said?"
"Brother! You don't know that I am just a very ordinary lay disciple of Buddhism. Strictly speaking, I haven't even entered the door of Buddhism."
"Although my master is a Buddhist disciple, he is only half-baked. He has been studying Buddhism all his life, but he couldn't even burn out a relic after his death. If he hadn't read the Buddhist scriptures so much that his corpse also had some Buddha nature, I don't know if he can be considered a Buddhist disciple!"
"Moreover, my master only left me a demon-subduing seal, a little ghost-exorcising technique, and not even any skills. If I hadn't chanted sutras frequently and somehow cultivated a little Buddha light, I wouldn't even dare to appear here."
After saying this, Buddha Jumps Over the Wall pointed at his green eye and said:
"Brother, have you seen this eye of mine? My master said that I was born with a Yin eye, which can see Yin and Yang, and check things that ordinary people cannot see. I have been paying attention to this villa over the years. There is resentment in that villa."
"I often see people who are not afraid of death moving in. I have always tried to stop them from going in and dying, but they all think I am crazy. As a result, they die after living there for only a few days."
"So when I saw you go in, the negative energy dissipated, and just now there was a flash of golden light, I knew you were a capable person, so I also want to learn some skills from you!"
"Don't worry! You won't lose anything if you accept me as your disciple. My master said that my Yin Eye is very rare in the world of cultivation. I can learn anything very quickly. Most importantly, my master said that because of my flawed fate, I am not afraid of any drawbacks or deficiencies. I am simply a natural talent for cultivation! So you won't lose anything if you accept me as your disciple! In the future, I can send you away just like I sent my master away. You know, I was the one who broke the bowl when my master left!"
"Fuck! You want me to take you in as my apprentice, but you also want to send me away! And who the hell wants you to break the bowl for me? I'm going to have my own son in the future, bah! There's no way I'm going to die! Who the hell will give me my son by then?"
"Then Master! I have no objection if you can deliver it for me or break the bowl for me."
Hearing this, Li Moyue's fists stiffened. This guy was taking advantage of him.
But he thought about it and decided that this guy was not afraid of any drawbacks or shortcomings. He was indeed a good candidate for cultivation and he was also born with a dark eye.
But this guy still has the Buddha's aura on him. I wonder if taking him as a disciple will offend Buddhism.
"If you can't talk, just shut up. And don't call me Master. I won't accept you as my disciple!"
Hearing this, Fo Tiao Qiang felt a little disappointed. He also knew that he was already quite old now and people might not look down on him. He only came here with a just-in-case attitude. If it worked, he would make a profit.
Li Moye felt a little disgusted when he saw the aggrieved Buddha Jumps Over the Wall. If Ah Zhen had this aggrieved expression, he would definitely be soft-hearted. But when Huoyun Evil God gave him this expression, he would only think that this guy was a pervert.
"Let's go! If you want to learn skills, I'll take you to a place and see if anyone will accept you. If they do, you can become their disciple. If they don't, it means you have no affinity with Taoism."
Upon hearing that there was still a chance, Buddha Jumps Over the Wall jumped up happily instantly.
If it weren't for Li Moyue's threatening eyes, he would have pounced on Li Moyue.
"Let's go! Get in the car!"
Li Moyue was too lazy to talk to this lunatic and directly asked Buddha Jumps Over the Wall to get in the car. He planned to take Buddha Jumps Over the Wall to Zhong Fabai and ask his master whether he would accept this apprentice or disciple's grandson.
Along the way, Li Moye didn't want to talk to Fo Tiao Qiang, but he chattered away and explained his situation clearly.
Li Moye also knew that this fellow had been adopted by a temple keeper since he was a child. The keeper also had some skills, but their cultivation method depended on reciting the Diamond Sutra day and night, thus gaining a ray of Buddha's light and a little Buddhist power.
Their means of exorcising ghosts are pitifully few. They are OK for dealing with wandering ghosts, but they are far from effective for dealing with evil ghosts.
Although Buddha Jumps Over the Wall had great wisdom, the little bit of magical power accumulated over time could not do anything after all, so Buddha Jumps Over the Wall's master never accepted him into the Buddhist sect.
Although Buddha Jumps Over the Wall is gifted, his master does not want to mislead him, so he had previously advised Buddha Jumps Over the Wall to leave or to find a truly skilled master, but Buddha Jumps Over the Wall was unwilling to leave.
It was only after the master of Buddha Jumps Over the Wall left and he discovered that the evil spirits in the villa began to take action that he felt his own insignificance and powerlessness.
He originally thought that he could more or less fight against the evil ghost with his own abilities, but he didn't expect that he couldn't even beat the evil ghost's wife.
Only then did he realize how insignificant he was and the importance of self-cultivation. However, his master left him nothing, so he could only study the Diamond Sutra diligently, hoping that one day he would be able to subdue an evil ghost.
Before, he saw some people living in the villa and he tried to dissuade them. One of them was killed because he failed to dissuade them. He succeeded in dissuading a couple, but he was almost beaten to death that night.
If the Buddha statue in the temple had not appeared and chased away the evil ghost, he would have almost confessed.
So he didn't dare to go and persuade those people openly later, and could only remind them secretly. If they were discovered by those ghosts, he might really be doomed.
However, this feeling of powerlessness made him want to find a famous teacher. Otherwise, he really couldn't bear to watch others die.
That's why after meeting Li Moye this time, he couldn't wait to find Li Moye to be his apprentice, so that he could learn real skills and no longer have the previous feeling of powerlessness watching others die.
Li Moxie listened to Buddha Jumps Over the Wall's chatter. Although he didn't say anything, he still approved of Buddha Jumps Over the Wall in his heart.
He had already thought it through. If Zhong Fabai's master looked down on him, then as long as it was certain that there would be no conflict with the Buddhists, he would let his second uncle take this guy in. After all, he was very similar to his second uncle and they both had a sense of justice!
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