Zongman, Rebirth of the Heaven-Defying Kirito

Just then, Suguha suddenly remembered something, pointed to a cardboard box next to the coffee table, and said to Kiriko, "By the way, someone delivered this package this afternoon. Is it for you, Onee-chan?"

Kiriko looked in the direction she pointed and saw a cardboard box with a women's clothing brand logo on it placed on the ground.

Her heart skipped a beat: They're distributing them so fast!

That's right, these are all the clothes Asuna asked to be packed this morning.

When asked about Nao's question, Kiriko's tone became uncertain: "Probably... I guess so."

“What does ‘probably’ mean?” Suguha frowned.

She bent down, picked up the cardboard box, and shook it. She could hear the rustling sound of fabric rubbing together inside.

Things are either yours or they're not; how can you say "probably"?

Kiriko's cheeks flushed slightly, her eyes darting away from Suguha, and she stammered, "Ah, well... sort of... not entirely..."

After all, the box was filled with clothes that Asuna had forced her to buy, and they were all girls' clothes. How could she possibly admit that they were hers?

Seeing that she was speaking hesitantly, Suguha's curiosity deepened. She picked up the cardboard box and sat down on the sofa: "Since you're not sure, why don't I open it and see?"

As she spoke, she reached out to tear off the tape on the cardboard box.

"No! Nao, don't open it!" Kiriko rushed forward to stop her, but it was too late.

With a "whoosh," Zhiye lifted the lid of the cardboard box, revealing neatly folded clothes inside.

Suguha's gaze fell on the box.

Several dresses in different styles, a black motorcycle jacket, and even a sailor suit...

As her gaze moved downwards, she reached down and pulled a black triangular object from the bottom of the box.

Lace trim adorns the edges, making the design exceptionally delicate.

Suguha slowly opened the item in her hand, looked up at Kiriko: "Onee-chan, how dare you..."

"No! Nao, let me explain!" Kiriko's face instantly turned as red as a ripe tomato. She hurriedly stepped forward to try and snatch the underwear, but Naoya nimbly dodged her.

"I didn't buy this! Asuna insisted on buying it!"

Kiriko was on the verge of tears. If her own younger sister saw this, she might as well consider restarting the game.

Suguha smiled and gently put the items back into the box, patting Kirito on the shoulder: "Okay, I understand, I understand, no need to explain so much~"

Kiriko asked, "Do you really understand?"

"I understand." Suguha's tone was gentle but clearly teasing: "Isn't it just that my brother is finally going to become my sister? Although I had expected it, this day has still come."

Kiriko retorted, "You clearly don't understand at all!"

Kiriko wanted to cry but couldn't. She covered her face with her hands, feeling her authority as the older brother slowly fading away.

......

On Monday morning, the sunlight streamed through the windows of the teaching building.

As Kirito approached the classroom door, he saw Eugeo standing at the corner not far away, looking somewhat uneasy.

"What's wrong? Standing here in a daze so early in the morning isn't like you," Kirito said casually as he walked up to him.

Eugeo turned around when he heard Kirito's voice, his eyes filled with conflict.

"If you don't tell me, I'm leaving."

Just as Kirito was about to enter the classroom, Eugeo quickly stepped forward and stopped him: "Kirito, wait a minute! I have something very important to tell you!"

Kirito asked, puzzled, "What is it?"

Eugeo: "It's about Asuna..."

Kirito narrowed his eyes. Sure enough, this guy was concerned about yesterday's incident. He really shouldn't have bothered with him!

Eugeo took a deep breath, as if he had made a huge decision, and finally asked, "Kirito, what do you think of 'monogamy'?"

But at this point, you should play dumb.

So Kirito deliberately put on a serious expression, but said the most casual thing: "I'll just stand here and watch."

"That's not what I asked you to say!" Eugeo almost jumped up in frustration: "I meant hypothetically, hypothetically, what do you think of someone who has both a boyfriend and a girlfriend?"

He then added, "Answer seriously, this could affect your future life!"

He felt that Kirito was completely unaware of the seriousness of the problem, and if things continued like this, he might be kept in the dark.

Kirito's tone remained calm: "I've already answered very seriously. Do you expect me to watch it sitting down or lying down?"

After saying that, he turned around and headed towards the classroom, not wanting to argue with Eugeo any further.

"Wait! Let me finish!" Eugeo quickly caught up and stood in front of Kirito, his face full of urgency: "Although what I'm about to say might be a bit outrageous, it's all true!"

Kirito stopped and leaned against the wall in the corridor, arms crossed over his chest: "Go ahead, I'm listening."

Eugeo finally gritted his teeth and leaned close to Kirito's ear: "Actually... Yuuki-kun...it seems like she has a girlfriend!"

After saying that, he stared nervously at Kirito, even slowing his breathing.

He had imagined Kirito's reaction countless times in his mind.

Will they be so shocked that their mouths drop open?

Will they still get angry and press for details?

It's even possible that he might rush to confront Asuna on the spot.

Although he knew it was wrong to talk about others behind their backs or to spread their secrets.

But since he was Kirito's best friend, he felt it was better to tell him the truth, a decision made after careful consideration.

To his utter surprise, Kirito simply uttered a single syllable: "Oh."

"Just an 'Oh'?" Eugeo's eyes widened, unable to believe his ears. "I'll say it again, I'm not joking!"

He became more and more anxious as he spoke, and his voice unconsciously rose a few decibels, attracting the attention of the students passing by.

Kirito patted him on the shoulder: "Calm down, do you want the whole school to know?"

Eugeo pried his hand away, his face still full of anxiety: "Why are you so calm? You don't react at all?"

He simply couldn't understand Kirito's composure; anyone else would probably be frantic by now.

Kirito found his anxious expression somewhat amusing.

How else can I react?

Or should I just tell you directly that Asuna's boyfriend and 'girlfriend' are both me?

All the words in the world ultimately boiled down to one profound statement: "Eugeo, this matter ends here. You couldn't handle it."

"I can't handle it?" Eugeo was stunned, scratching his head, his face full of confusion.

Eugeo felt something was off the more he thought about it, but he couldn't figure it out.

Kirito knew his words had worked, so he quickly changed the subject: "Alright, class is about to start, or we'll be late."

Eugeo snapped out of his daze and quickly chased after him: "Kirito! Explain yourself!"

This is the closest Eugeo has ever come to Kiriko.