Zongman, Rebirth of the Heaven-Defying Kirito

Since finding a prime location in SAO, Kanna hasn't charged her batteries at home.

Today, she is sitting in the living room fiddling with a mobile phone.

Kobayashi, seeing this, was also curious: "Kanna-chan, where did you get that phone?"

She had no recollection of ever buying a cell phone for the other person, let alone Thor.

Kanna responded, "It was given to me by the person who fed me back then."

"Oh, it's that person." At this point, Kobayashi already knew.

Then she asked again, "Kanna-chan, you've been looking at your phone since just now, is something wrong?"

"Hmm~" Kanna looked directly at Kobayashi: "She said she wanted to ask me for help."

"Help me out..." Kobayashi suggested to Kanna, "Isn't it a good thing? After all, she took care of us a while ago, so it's only right to do something in return."

"I see."

Kanna jumped off the sofa, her short legs carrying her out the door: "I'm going out!"

Xiaolin waved and said, "Come back soon."

......

Wetland grassland, the same location.

Kirito stared blankly at the two people in front of him: "You've arrived."

"That's right, I've arrived!"

Having already won a match, Kazuma was even more excited: "Now let me introduce you to my teammates!"

Kirito raised an eyebrow.

Before he could speak again, Huihui stepped forward and stopped Kazuma beside her.

He gave her a reassuring look and said, "I'll handle the introductions myself!"

"you..."

Before Kazuma could say anything more, Megumin had already begun her performance.

"I am Huihui! Aiming to become a great mage, I wield the strongest offensive magic, Explosion Magic, and will ultimately reach the pinnacle of Explosion Magic!"

Having said that, she tossed her cloak behind her, closed her eyes, and already anticipated the surprised expression on the face of the person in front of her.

But after five seconds, the scene remained as quiet as ever.

When Huihui opened her eyes, she found that Kirito was still standing in the same spot, with no change in his expression.

She pointed directly at Kirito and demanded, "Why are you making that face after my explanation? Give me some feedback!"

"Oh." Kirito belatedly realized, "Amazing, amazing~"

Kanna followed suit, saying, "Amazing!"

One of them was suppressing a smile, while the other had a completely expressionless face.

This made Huihui lose her temper: "You guys are being way too perfunctory!"

"Forget it, it's not like it's happened once or twice anyway," Kazuma advised from the side.

After clicking her tongue, Huihui stopped worrying about it.

Then she pointed her staff at the people in front of her: "Let's hear your names first. I, Huihui, do not fight those who are nameless."

"I see, then there's nothing I can do." Kirito pointed to himself and then to Kanna: "I'm Kirito, and she's Fatty."

The person next to her responded at the right time: "Kanna Kobayashi, nice to meet you."

"That's it?" Huihui asked incredulously.

Kirito scratched his head: "Oh no."

Huihui couldn't understand: "Couldn't someone give a longer self-introduction like me?"

Kirito paused for a moment: "Indeed..."

Huihui became interested upon hearing this: "Then I'm all ears. After all, as a descendant of the Crimson Demon Clan, even if it's a battle, it has to be between us and the enemy, otherwise it would be too boring."

As she spoke, she covered her left eye, as if doing so would prevent the leakage of magic power from her body.

And so, under everyone's watchful eyes, Kirito began:

"My name is Black Swordsman, I'm eighteen. I live in Tokyo, my family owns a dojo, I'm unmarried but have a girlfriend. I spend almost every day in SAO (Sword Art Online) raiding, and I don't get home until 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, and I don't drink alcohol. I go to bed before 11 PM and make sure I get a full eight hours of sleep..."

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Huihui abruptly interrupted him halfway through his introduction: "Is this a self-introduction? It's practically a self-introduction!"

Kirito was completely baffled: "That's right, it's just a self-introduction."

Huihui looked at her with exasperation: "That's not what I meant. I meant your self-introduction was way too self-introduction-like!"

But at that moment, someone was even more excited than her.

Kazuma pointed at Kirito in shock, his fingertips trembling: "Hey! Where did you just say you lived?!"

"Did I say that?" Kirito scratched his head.

"You mentioned 'Tokyo'! We're definitely the same kind of people. How are you going to explain this time?"

However, Kirito did not intend to explain: "My situation is more complicated, but I am definitely not the same kind of person as you."

Kazuma was secretly convinced that when this guy said the situation was complicated, he simply didn't want to tell him.

Huihui seemed to still be bothered by the self-introduction: "It's unbelievable, would anyone really introduce themselves in such an old-fashioned way?"

Kirito confirmed, "Hello, yes, I do!"

Since the other party has no intention of revealing anything, Kazuma can't investigate further. In that case, he says, "Whatever happens, happens. Let's start today's match!"

Then he revealed a confident yet sinister smile: "Today's match is no ordinary one. You could get hurt if you're not careful. If you know what's good for you, just give up obediently, okay?"

Kirito, however, was equally confident: "That's not necessarily true. The outcome is uncertain before the match even takes place."

"That's because you haven't seen Huihui's strength yet."

"Strength?" Kirito pointed at Megumin: "Based on the little dwarf next to you?"

Huihui, as if provoked, retorted directly: "Hey, who are you calling a shorty? If you have to say, the real shorty is the one next to you!"

Kirito glanced at their heights and, without a hint of regret, said, "You're both shorty, are you satisfied now?"

"Gulp..." Huihui was speechless for a moment.

What I didn't expect was that the other party would say something that would hurt both sides so much.

And why is that girl named Kanna so calm and not angry at all when she's called a dwarf?

"Let's stop with the small talk; there's no point in saying any more." Kazuma changed the subject: "It's time to get down to business."

Kirito and Kazuma exchanged glances: "That's exactly what I was thinking too."

"It's your turn to go on Huihui!" Kazuma called out to the person beside him.

"Is it finally my turn?" Megumin stepped forward. "Then I'll show you the real Explosion Magic. Don't be scared later!"

After saying that, she raised her hand and pointed her staff at the distant lake, while her other hand lowered the brim of her hat, and her cloak fluttered behind her as the magic surged.

"A darkness deeper than black, a darkness darker than darkness itself, to which I entrust my crimson golden light!"

"When the time of awakening arrives, let the absurd and depraved principles manifest themselves as an invisible distortion!"

"Dance, dance, dance!"

"The collapse of my fundamental power, an unparalleled collapse, will burn everything in the world to ashes. Descend from the abyss! This is humanity's most powerful attack, this is the ultimate attack magic!"

At the end of his chant, Kirito used 'Anti-Flash Defense' and put on a pair of pixelated glasses.