The whole class is dead? NPC awakens and starts killing people

So, the final result of Ji Yinyin's fat head and big ears outfit is... 3 boxes of small size mesh wood ultra-thin 0.03.

“You buy this…”

Huo Yu stepped back as if he saw something hot.

Ji Yinyin narrowed her beautiful eyes and taunted Huo Yu like a seasoned driver: "Tsk tsk, it's obvious that you have no experience in surviving in the wild. This thing is inflated and tied to your hand, just like... like this."

Ji Yinyin took out a condom from the box, blew hard, and blew the small umbrella into a sausage, then tied a knot.

"Guess what you can do if you bend this?"

Huo Yu really didn't understand. After thinking for a long time, he finally came up with an answer: "The latest conceptual fashion item for the rich?"

Ji Yinyin’s eyes were almost rolling up to the sky!

"I said it was for survival in the wild, how could you think of it as a fashion item?"

"But aren't you rich people like that? You don't know how to cook, and your personal behavior is as stupid as an idiot. I'm afraid you would wear high heels when you go hiking."

What Huo Yu said...how can I put it?

This reminded Ji Yinyin of Bai Yaning.

This guy wears high heels everywhere in the original plot.

About to run out of the villa, wearing high heels and rotten tomatoes colored lipstick.

Hiding from others in the mountains, wearing high heels, apricot matte lipstick and a white silk dress.

When she was escaping from a fire in her apartment, she was still wearing high heels and a woolen coat, with a super buling, buling pink diamond brooch on her chest.

Well, if you look at it from that perspective, yes.

But she's not!

She can lie in the wild for 32 hours, holding instant noodles and Jiushen toilet water, like a paparazzi!

How could you do such a stupid thing?

"A life buoy! This thing is a life buoy. If you fall into the water, those two condoms will kick your hands. You will be in a very bad state, but just tell me whether your life is being renewed or not!"

"But Huamian... isn't a water city, and your destination isn't near the sea, so it's useless for you to have this thing."

"It's not just a life buoy, it can also be used as a finger sleeve!"

As she spoke, Ji Yinyin deflated the umbrella and put it on her finger, looking very proud: "Look, this can be used as a finger sleeve, right?"

“You can just buy the finger sleeves.”

Ji Yinyin shook her head. "Hey, you don't understand. The more perverted something is, the less people will doubt its true purpose. If you bring a basic infrared scanner, people will know what you are doing by watching the surveillance from behind. But if you use a magic wand to dance like a psychopath, people will at most think that the railing of the Fifth People's Hospital is broken and they let you, a psychopath, out. Who would have thought that you were checking if there were any bugs in the house? So, buddy, you are a yellow mirror, you can't say I am not serious. I am more serious than you."

Ji Yinyin patted her big belly and felt even more proud.

Huo Yu raised his eyebrows.

Isn’t this what is called…darkness beneath the lamp?

The more normal something looks, the more weird it is.

To some extent, it can really catch people off guard.

At this moment, Huo Yu finally understood why Ji Yinyin always liked to think about things that seemed inappropriate.

It is indeed hard to guard against such wonderful ideas.

"Oh, what a pity. I don't know if the lubricants in the store can pass customs. It would be great if they can. It can be used if there is a machine jam."

"And then when people ask about it, that's the purpose, right?"

"Normal people don't use the back door, only gays use the back door."

Ji Yinyin took Huo Yu to the store to buy some strange things again.

Including but not limited to: cigarettes, chewing gum, rubber bands, shoe polish, potions, invisible pens, and even a diamond ring!

Really... there are all kinds of them.

"Ji Yinyin, are you sure you're going on a trip? Not to some dangerous place?"

Ji Yinyin waved her hand.

"I'm different from you. There's no comparison between overseas and domestic situations. If something goes wrong, I'm afraid I won't be able to find anyone. It's better to rely on myself than on others. It's always better to prepare more things."

As she spoke, Ji Yinyin sighed.

[Hey, if so many things hadn't happened recently, I would have gone abroad without thinking, carrying my sister's skirt on my back. Now that I've overused my brain, everyone I see is a bad person. How can I go out without some equipment? It's really a mess. Who is a good person in less than half a year? They've swept through prostitution, gambling, and drugs? I don't know how many chicken drug dealers and prostitutes they've arrested. But now that it's a holiday, I won't run into Bai Yaning and Gu Chengyu. I shouldn't run into any kidnappers, robbers, or fraudsters during this group building, right? ]

Huo Yu twitched his lips.

He didn't know that Ji Yinyin's high school life in the past few months would be so rich.

I’m afraid he has been registered at the police station?

The police's first-class informant and a special meritorious service.

Huo Yu accompanied Ji Yinyin for a walk until dark. The boss's luxury car was filled with things.

Ji Yinyin bought a few more pieces of jewelry before returning home with a feeling of unsatisfied satisfaction.

She and Huo Yu just returned to Ji's house by car.

As soon as I arrived at my doorstep, I saw a black military vehicle parked right in front of my house.

Ji Yinyin looked at Huo Yu and coughed lightly.

"Xiao Yu, do you think that I might have bought these inappropriate things and the police would have discovered that I bought them and arrested me to be criticized and educated?"

The trembling hands and the shaking throat made Huo Yu's mouth twitch.

"No, you didn't use it to do anything bad. You can just say you bought it to blow up balloons."

Ji Yinyin hurriedly comforted herself.

"Oh, yes, yes, I'll buy it and blow it up as a balloon. Didn't they say that small umbrellas can't be used as balloons? Don't panic, I'm not embarrassed, it's others who are embarrassed!"

Ji Yinyin encouraged herself, then walked towards the back door carrying a large sack of gadgets.

"Didn't you say that only gays go through the back door?"

Ji Yinyin instantly felt like she was stabbed by a boomerang.

[How can you sabotage others like this! ]

She smiled and looked at Huo Yu: "Xiao Yu, I think you are more suitable for taking the back door than me."

Huo Yu touched the messy hair on his head and said, "I think this is a data error. I am not suitable."

"You! Shut up! Be quiet! Go quietly through the back door! I'm the boss! OK?"

When you live under someone else's roof, you still have to listen to what the lady says.

Huo Yu shut up obediently and helped Ji Yinyin move things carefully.

The two of them hadn't even entered the back door when they heard a loud rustling sound.

There was a hole in the bag, and the gadgets that Ji Yinyin bought were instantly scattered all over the floor.

She grabbed Huo Yu's sleeve and threw him into the house.

"Quick! Xiaoyu! Pick up the things! As fast as possible! Use Mach! If I don't pick them up, I'm afraid I'll be dead!"

As she spoke, Ji Yinyin squatted on the ground and picked up things everywhere.

Just when she was about to pick up the 0.003 Ultra-Thin Web Wood, a slender hand picked up the sexy purple box.

"Netwood Small 0.03? Do you want to clean fingerprints?"

Ji Yinyin looked up.

Oh, it’s that guy, the young man who stood next to Zhang Youmin when they went to catch Zhao Jueyong for adultery a few days ago.

Ji Yinyin nodded woodenly and took the small umbrella from the young man.

"Well... not really. I'm just afraid of accidents when I go out in the wild, so I want to be more prepared."

The young man smiled slightly, handed the 0.03 Netwood Trumpet to Ji Yinyin, and touched Ji Yinyin's head.

"Hello, my name is Zhang Wei. I came to visit you without permission today. I'm sorry to scare you."

Ji Yinyin’s eyes widened.

"You...you are a girl!"