Quick Wear: With the cub in hand, the world is mine

At 5:3 a.m. on May 8, the show started broadcasting on multiple platforms in Longguo. Within one minute of the start of the show, more than three million people tuned in, and the number is still rising.

A total of 13 countries and 258 players participated in the international live-action friendly competition held in H City. Some players participated individually, while others participated in teams, with each team consisting of no more than 5 people.

Chen Luyao sent a group call invitation, and Hua Ke and Fang Yinong were the last to come in.

"Sister Ke, why do you look like you haven't woken up yet?"

Hua Ke covered her mouth with her hand and yawned, "I wasn't fully awake in the first place, I'm so sleepy."

"It's started, it's started!"

"Wow, the main area of ​​this competition is deep in the mountains and forests!"

Qi Jinwen watched the live broadcast on his laptop and logged into Weibo with his tablet. "This time, 30 people came from the Thief Country, 25 from the Island Country, 40 from the Ugly Country, 41 from the Big Russia, 5 from India, and some from the Middle East. Oh wow, it's going to be lively."

"Look! In the upper left corner is Wen Yanli! He's so handsome!"

Hearing Chen Luyao's shout, Hua Ke moved her eyes to the upper left corner. Her son was wearing green camouflage uniform, with his hands in his pockets and a dogtail grass in his mouth, leaning against the entrance door. Next to him stood a few rat-like men with single eyelids and long noses. They looked very South Korean at first glance, looking at Wen Yanli with disdain, and muttering "Xiba, ke se gi, Meng Chong Yi, Pabu..."

Hey, where is her husband? Aren't these two going to act together? Doesn't he care when his son is scolded?

Song Lichuan: "Brother Li, why don't you pay attention to your image? Cosplaying as the stupid son of a landlord?"

At 8:05, after the rules were announced (to the audience), all the contestants rushed into the competition area.

Wen Yanli raised a beautiful middle finger to the opponent and said, "I will kill you today, you bastards!" With a whoosh, he took advantage of his long legs and ran away. In an instant, even his shadow disappeared.

Cuan Yiyi: "Brother Li scolded well!"

Song Lichuan: "Come on, Brother Li!"

Fang Yinong asked in a low voice: "Ke Ke, didn't you say that Wen Yanli and his father will attend together?"

"I don't know either. They should have dispersed."

Sure enough, more than ten minutes later Hua Ke caught sight of Wen Chuheng, with a bulging backpack hanging on his back.

"Look, his father is here." Hua Ke pointed to Fang Yinong.

Fang Yinong's eyes widened. "Is this his father? Not you—"

"Shh," Hua Ke put her index finger against her lips, "I'll tell you later."

Qi Jinwen: "Sister Ke, who do you think will get more kills if Li Ge and his father compete together?"

"Your brother Li's father."

"Haha, then what's the point of Brother Li participating in the competition?"

Hua Ke thought for a few seconds and replied, "Maybe it will confuse the opponent. After all, they are too similar."

At this time, Wen Yanli, who was responsible for confusing the opponent, was fighting alone in the wild with a rifle. Today's game had dispersed the teams to different places. His father had been taken to the forest by a jeep earlier. He could only rely on the watch on his hand to know whether he had been killed by the opponent. (Wen Chuheng: Son, don't worry about me, worry more about yourself.)

Unlike Hua Ke who pursues headshots, he was influenced by Wen Chuheng and prefers to hit the heart.

Suddenly, his ears moved and he quickly hid behind the door. Two contestants who grew up drinking Viagra water went up the stairs.

He had practiced identifying positions by sound with Hua Ke for more than half a year. At this moment, the footsteps of the two people told him a lot of information, and he waited quietly for the opportunity.

"Oso (No)."

Wen Yanli heard the sound of hands grabbing the stair railing and was walking up the stairs. When the voice came out, he hit the two idiots with lightning speed.

"Axi!"

Wen Yanli sneered: "Two gray rats."

Barrage:

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Awesome, kill instantly!"

"As expected of our Dragon Country's handsome guy!"

"Handsome guy! You easily got two kills, but your brother easily got five!"

"Hey, these two twin brothers?"

"Fuck you twins, are your eyesight a little bad? The handsome guy in the forest is obviously a few years older than this handsome guy, okay?"

"What do you mean by that handsome guy in the forest? He has a name! The coolest passenger on M Airlines! Wen Chuheng!"

"Who is this person in the abandoned school?!"

"I took a magnifying glass to check it out. The name tag on the camouflage uniform reads Yanli Wen. They are either father and son or brothers. I have confirmed it."

"Father and son?! You tell me they are father and son? If they are really father and son, I will eat shit!"

"I have taken a screenshot, waiting for the IP above to eat shit."

"Screenshot taken plus one!"

Gradually, the topic began to deviate further and further, until a certain Ski from Russia joined forces with Iraq to destroy the Ugly Country's Bald Eagle Team, and the audience turned their attention back to the live broadcast room.

"Ula! Ula!"

"Moscow, Moscow, thump, thump..."

"Ah, worthy of being a fighting nation!"

On Facebook, netizens from all over the world were discussing the matter. The ugly Chinese condemned Russia for being unethical and joining forces with Iran to attack their players.

The players from the Thief Country and the Island Country were basically wiped out by the Dragon Country, and they followed their father and spewed shit.

The citizens of Thief Country even began to petition Frog Platform, refusing to allow players from Dragon Country to compete in the future, accusing H City of shielding the players and that the Dragon Country players were using cheats.

Song Lichuan: "What a joke! It's clear that the bloodline of our Dragon Country has awakened! Tremble, little bastard!"

Qi Jinwen: "Damn it, hahahaha, the thief country is backstabbing its ally!"

Fang Yinong watched a live game broadcast for the first time and said with emotion: "I felt like I was watching a world war online."

Two hours later, there were still more than 50 players left on the field, and the safety zone began to shrink. Wen Yanli rushed to the safety zone on his motorcycle, while a jeep came quickly from the west.

Just when the audience was screaming "Ahhh" thinking that the two cars had collided, "Swish", the motorcycle tire stopped steadily next to the jeep, and the straight-line distance between the two cars was only as far as a palm.

Wen Yanli smiled at the car, "How about it, am I a great driver?"

Wen Chuheng didn't say anything, but fired a shot behind Wen Yanli. A rough Japanese language sounded behind him.

Wen Yanli's face changed drastically, "Fuck, I was careless!"

Wen Chuheng glanced at the camera on the wall, and his clear voice came through the lavalier microphone and spread to the Internet, "It would be terrible if your mother saw it. You didn't even know that you were being targeted by the Japanese."

Wen Yanli looked as if he had lost his parents, and followed Wen Chuheng with a wrinkled face.

Fang Yinong didn't know how many times her pupils had experienced an 8 magnitude earthquake. She turned her head silently to observe Hua Ke's expression. Oh, Ke Ke's eyes were so fierce! The fierceness of someone who was very disappointed with someone.

Why is Ke Ke's boyfriend Wen Yanli's father? !

Then Wen Yanli would have to call Keke "stepmother", right?