Quick Wear: With the cub in hand, the world is mine

"Xiaowu, what are the Eight Great Families? What do you mean by Jiaobi or Gu? What is Xipi?" The Second Princess pulled Hua Ke's arm. "Is Su Shi the talented scholar you know? Where is he now?"

Hua Ke glanced at Jin Pingmei. He looked dazed and distraught (frightened).

"Mr. Mei Ce, do you know "Nian Nu Jiao Red Cliff Nostalgia"? It was written by Su Dongpo, the poem about masts and oars being reduced to ashes and smoke."

Ye Jing's mind went blank, and Bai Mingxi took the opportunity to touch his hand. "Mr. Mei, I'm asking you a question. Have you ever heard of forced masturbation that turns to ashes?"

Ye Jing came back to his senses. Of course he had heard of it! A little masturbation can make you happy, but too much masturbation can hurt your body!

"Hey, Bai Mingxi, why are you touching him!" Hua Zhen pushed Bai Mingxi, "Put your thoughts aside!"

The Second Princess frowned and looked at Hua Ke, "Xiao Wu, didn't I ask you this? Answer my question!"

"Su Shi lives in a very far place. He is a great man whom I admire very much. Sister, you don't need to understand the rest."

The Second Princess: "No, I want to understand! Su Shi seems to be very talented in literature, I must get to know him! And then marry him home!"

Hua Ke: “…” Haha, you wish.

Wen Chuheng: “…” What a wild idea.

Hua Zhen didn't want to let the home court return to Hua Ke, so she threatened: "Chu Cejun, have you really given up?"

Wen Chuheng nodded: "Mei Cejun, what you recited is so good. I think my literary level is not high. I admit defeat in this round. Mei Cejun, what do you want to compete in the next round? I am not good at liberal arts, but I am okay in math, physics, chemistry and biology. I liked to practice five-three a long time ago."

Upon hearing this, the Second Princess was extremely distressed. She had never expected that her Fifth Brother-in-law was really illiterate and couldn't even compose a decent fu.

"..." Ye Jing remained silent. If you learn math, physics and chemistry well, you won't be afraid of traveling around the world. He still wants to compete with the smart students. If he competes again, he will lose. (Wen Chuheng: Indeed, you will definitely lose if you compete with me. I am 18+)

"I don't want to compete in the next round. I feel a little unwell. I want to go back to Prince Jing's Mansion first." Ye Jing's face looked very ugly, and he really looked like he was not feeling well.

Hua Zhen nervously held his waist, "Mei'er, you feel uncomfortable somewhere, do you have a stomachache? Is there any possibility that we can..."

It's impossible. He had already hooked up with the maid next to this woman and took a permanent aphrodisiac. It is absolutely impossible for him to have children in this life.

"Your Highness, I have heart palpitations." Ye Jing suddenly grabbed the clothes on his chest, closed his eyes and fainted.

Hua Zhen screamed in fear: "Someone, find the imperial physician! Imperial physician!"

Hua Ke was shocked! Did this guy graduate from Beijing Film Academy?

One of the protagonists of the competition fell into a coma, so naturally he couldn't compete in the third round. Hua Ke didn't want to stay in the Duke's Mansion, so she went home hand in hand with Wen Chuheng. I haven't seen Hua Xiaochao for two chapters, and I miss her. (Hua Zhao: You are so ashamed to say that, it's obviously about raising a child, but there are so few words about me!)

"Chu Heng, this Jin Ping Mei has a new core, what should we do? He doesn't seem to be very strong and poses no threat to us. Can you send him back?"

"It depends. If his body in the modern world is intact and there is no other soul inhabiting it, I can send him back. But he is a bad person and dares to like you, so I don't want to send him back."

"What's wrong with liking me? It just means I'm very charming, hehe."

Before Hua Ke and his wife could figure out how to arrange for Jin Pingmei, he showed up on his own. At that time, Hua Ke had brought Hua Zhao into the palace, and only Wen Chuheng was in the mansion.

"sit."

Seeing that there was no one around, Ye Jing knelt down in front of Wen Chuheng and said, "Brother, I was wrong! I was blind and didn't recognize a great man. Please forgive me."

Wen Chuheng: “…”

"I can call you daddy."

Wen Chuheng just stared at him without saying a word.

Ye Jing swallowed his saliva and thought carefully. He realized that he was just an ordinary time traveler. His original body had no other skills except dancing, playing the piano and embroidering. He couldn't carry anything on his shoulders or lift anything with his hands. He was a complete weakling.

Bah, scholar. My elder brother and sister-in-law are both time travelers. They came here earlier than him. I heard that my elder brother and sister-in-law killed three Hua Zhens with one punch and were favored by the emperor. I am alone and weak. It is like an egg hitting a stone to confront them. I am overestimating myself.

"Brother, I belong to you and sister-in-law from now on. I will be your spy!"

"It's not necessary."

"Yes, yes, big brother. We are all from the same hometown. We were born under the red flag and grew up in the spring breeze. We should help each other, right?"

Wen Chuheng glared at him, "You want to steal my wife."

"Pa!" Ye Jing stretched out his hand and slapped himself, "Brother, I was wrong. I am a toad who wants to eat swan meat."

Wen Chuheng raised his eyebrows, "I saw a little bit of sincerity."

Ye Jing cursed inwardly and slapped him on the right cheek.

"You just scolded me." In an affirmative tone.

Ye Jing was about to cry. Did the other party have a system on him? Could he read minds? He slapped himself twice, "Brother, please, let me go."

Wen Chuheng clapped his hands lightly, and a man in black jumped down from the beam, holding a pitch-black wooden box in his hand.

Ye Jing's legs went weak as he nervously looked at the box that gave off an ominous aura. Could it be that there was poison in it?

Wen Chuheng took the box, and the man in black disappeared again, as if he had never been there. Ye Jing looked up, but could not find any trace of the man in black hiding.

Shit, why didn’t he travel to a martial arts world? He wanted to learn martial arts and cultivate immortality!

"You have two choices now. A is that I abolish your memories of your future life, and you live in this world as Jin Pingmei—"

"BBB! I choose B!"

He really believed that this elder brother could really abolish his memory, but he didn't want to. He was Ye Jing. If he lost his memory of the future, he would completely become Jin Pingmei. How many chapters could he live with that stupid original body? Then would his time travel still be meaningful? Would he still exist?

"B is to eat this puppet Gu."

Wen Chuheng opened the box, and a shit-yellow poisonous insect was facing Ye Jing.

"What the hell, what is this!"

Ye Jing staggered in fear, looking at the unknown species in the box eating cockroaches in horror. Its body was not even as big as a cockroach, but looked like a silkworm, round and plump. When it heard the sound, it stopped foraging and looked at Ye Jing with its mouth wide open.

Ye Jing looked at the rows of densely packed fangs in its mouth and the half-cockroach corpse wrapped in brown mucus. His scalp tingled and he shivered: "Brother, can I, can I have a third option?" This bug is so disgusting, damn it!

"Yes, you die again now."

Ye Jing's expression changed suddenly, "This bug, this bug, I, I..."

Ye Jing said "I" for a long time without saying anything else. Wen Chuheng made the decision for him directly. Before he could react, a cut had been made on his arm and bright red blood gushed out.

Wen Chuheng picked up the excited puppet Gu and placed it on Ye Jing's wound. Ye Jing widened his eyes, watching in disbelief as the insect devoured the blood. Its color changed from yellow to red, and its size became smaller and smaller. When it became the size of a red bean, it drilled into his body.

With a "thump", Ye Jing fainted on the ground with his eyes rolled back.

Wen Chuheng sneered and said, "You are so timid and yet you dare to covet the position of emperor. You have brought shame to another world."

Wen Chuheng recited a few spells, and a small moving bulge appeared on Ye Jing's arm. After a while, Ye Jing felt a sharp pain in his brain. He groaned, covered his head and sat up, looking at Wen Chuheng in horror.

"Don't worry, I'm just trying to get you used to its existence. The puppet Gu lives and dies with you. If it dies, you will die too. I have the ability to control its survival. If you dare to have other thoughts and covet someone you shouldn't covet, I will make you feel what it means to be in agony. Don't waste time looking for others to help you get rid of this Gu, because I am the only one in this world who can take it away."

Ye Jing burst into tears and wanted to slap himself a few times for showing off his driving skills right after getting his driver's license. I told you to be wild and flirty, but you can't laugh now.