Quick Wear: With the cub in hand, the world is mine

"Baby, mommy doesn't remember much. He may or may not be dead, because you mermaids are very good at fighting. You can knock a shark unconscious with just one blow of your tail. But you are not that strong now, because you haven't grown up yet."

Hua Yu swung her legs excitedly, "Mom, I will grow up quickly! I will catch you lots of fish to eat."

"Well, baby, mommy wants to eat lobster, tuna and king crab."

Hua Yu opened her hands and drew a big circle, "Mom, I'll catch them all for you to eat!"

Hua Ke was also very excited and couldn't help swallowing her saliva. She hadn't eaten properly for many years. Now that she was a human again, she wanted to try all the delicacies of China!

Currently, every night from 9pm to 7pm, regardless of whether Hua Yu is in the water or not, her legs will turn into a fish tail. As she grows older, she can maintain her human form for longer and longer periods of time.

Hua Ke planned to go out to find food at five o'clock and return home at eight o'clock. She had plenty of time, so she chose a pair of overalls for Hua Yu and said, "Let's go out and find something to eat."

"Let's go out and eat!"

Hua Yu held Hua Ke's hand and walked out without caring about anyone. It could be said that this was her first time to go out to the night market with Hua Ke.

Hua Ke took her by bus to the Starlight Food Street recommended by local resident Yang Mengqi. Today was Saturday and there were already quite a few people visiting the food street.

The food street was filled with stalls, and Hua Yu didn't know where to look first. "Mom! I want to eat~"

"What do you want to eat? Do you want to have the cake first or drink the milk tea first? Or do you want to eat the meal first?"

I want to eat so much, but I don’t know what to eat first.

Hua Yu smelled the various aromas in the air and couldn't help drooling. Hua Ke looked at her funny and wiped her saliva with a tissue, "Baby, have you decided which one you want to eat?"

Hua Yu obviously hadn't made up his mind yet, and was looking around with his eyes wide open.

"Little boy, do you want to eat some bowl cakes? They are delicious! Two yuan each, and I will give you three for five yuan."

Hua Yu looked at the enthusiastic boss and nodded cutely, "I want three~" Three is more than one.

"Little boy, do you want to eat now or take it away?"

"Eat now."

Hua Ke handed her a fifty-yuan note and said, "Baby, go pay for it yourself. This is fifty yuan, not five yuan."

"Yes." Hua Yu took the money, strode to the stall, stood on tiptoe and handed the money to the boss, "Here you go~"

"Here, three bowls of cakes, hold them steady."

"Thank you, Auntie~" Hua Yu took the bowl cake and left the stall without looking back.

Hua Ke: Sure enough, she predicted her behavior. Fish's memory really only lasts a few seconds.

"Little boy, we haven't given you your change yet. Don't you want the remaining money?" The boss called Hua Yu with a smile.

"Hey, I charged you fifty dollars. You spent five dollars in total, so I'll give you forty-five dollars in change. Count it and see if you're short."

Hua Yu held three bowls of cake in one hand and took a few banknotes with the other, saying embarrassedly, "I'm not very good at counting. You should not have lied to me."

The boss and several customers nearby laughed out loud, "Ask your mother to teach you."

When Hua Yu returned to Hua Ke, the first step was to return the hot potato to Hua Ke. She didn't want money, so her mother gave it to her.

"Baby, do you want to try to settle the score?"

Hua Yu lowered her head, pretending not to hear what Hua Ke said. The three bowls of cake seemed to have different flavors, so she and her mother shared them in half.

Hua Ke continued: "Why don't we wait until the baby is a little older before learning to count money?"

The child nodded immediately, "Okay!"

Hua Ke: “…” Her father is definitely a big idiot who doesn’t like to study.

The mother and daughter quickly finished their bowl of cake. The stall owners next to them called out, "Kids, would you like some Bobo chicken? It's one yuan a skewer, cheap and delicious."

"Would you like some octopus balls, kid?"

"Sugar-coated baba, fragrant and sweet."

Hua Yu would patronize other people's businesses no matter who called her, for fear that her boss would be sad if she refused.

Hua Ke also indulged her and bought everything with a unit price of no more than ten yuan. She packed up the leftovers and put them in Pubao's space (her family was so poor that they didn't even have a refrigerator).

Hua Yu held a pancake in his left hand and a chicken wing with rice in his right hand, and walked in front with a proud and confident look. When they were halfway through the night market, Hua Ke was holding many take-out bags in both hands.

Hua Yu finished eating the pancake and turned back to ask Hua Ke for milk tea, "Mom, I'm thirsty."

Hua Ke stretched out her index finger, and Hua Yu took the bag off. She didn't hold the bag to drink, but put the bag on the ground, inserted a straw, raised her butt slightly, and lowered her head to gulp down the milk tea.

Hua Ke was speechless. Where did she learn this enchanting way of drinking milk tea?

At the end of the night market street are clothes shops. Hua Ke saw a stall selling underwear and led Hua Yu over there. Summer was approaching and Hua Yu basically wore a skirt every day, so she bought a few extra pairs of underwear as a backup.

Hua Yu was well fed and well behaved. He would lift whichever leg his mother asked him to without any complaints.

The boss lady said: "This one is a bit small, I'll find you a bigger one."

"It can't be small, she is wearing pants now."

The boss lady said: "These pants are not thick. Your daughter has a big butt. You need another pair that will fit you better. You can listen to me and I will tell you right."

Hua Ke took a look at her daughter's little butt and silently took the other pair of panties.

Wen Chuheng, a man with a big butt, caused her daughter Fangnian, who was only four years old, to be teased by the boss's wife.

……

The vast sea was pitch black all around.

Suddenly, a green sea turtle that came out to look for food was knocked over by a fish tail that suddenly appeared out of nowhere. It fell on its back with its black eyes staring blankly at the pitch-black sky.

The green turtle turned over and saw a male mermaid sneezing next to him. The sea is so wide, and he bumped into himself. He deserved to be scolded.

The mermaid noticed the turtle's gaze and swung its tail towards it, and the green turtle was thrown in a parabola into the sea dozens of meters away.

Green sea turtle with stars in its eyes: Grandpa is right, the mermaids are indeed cruel. They are the ones with the worst temper and the most unreasonable behavior in the sea.

The mermaid sneezed a few times before stopping and rubbed her nose with her hand. Her nose was particularly itchy today.

He swam back to the island, and when he stepped ashore, his large blue forked tail turned into two wet legs. When he returned to the door, he took a look at the bag left by Geng Chao and took it in.

Just as he was about to burn the contract inside, his cell phone rang.

Fu Xingxun thought he would not be able to contact that lonely person tonight, but he did not expect the call to be connected. "Siren, what did you do during the day?"

"swim."

"Swimming for so long?"

"I'm physically strong, isn't that okay?"

"..."Okay, I know you can do it now! Fu Xingxun cursed in his heart, and then said: "How long do you plan to stay on that uninhabited island? Are you still looking for that woman?"

"Looking for it! But you guys are so useless, you haven't found it yet."

Fu Xingxun cursed: "Fuck you, you immortal! I asked you who the person you are looking for is and how old she is, and you told me that the person you are looking for is called Amazon, and she is always 18 years old. Just these two pieces of false information, China has a population of more than one billion and a land area of ​​more than 10 million square kilometers. Even a god can't find the person you are talking about!"

"What should I do?"

"Cold dish!" Fu Xingxun was so angry that his chest hurt. Damn it, he had been dating his girlfriend for half a year but he didn't even know her real name. Was he stupid?

In his opinion, that female prostitute had no good intentions from the beginning. She just got the girl for sex and then ran away. Who knows where she is living happily now.

Only that fool Siren has remained chaste for her until now. What a fool.