Quick Wear: With the cub in hand, the world is mine

The woman was angry and annoyed, and she dragged her son Axiang to leave the overpass.

Ah Xiang pulled his hand away and said, "Make a phone call and I'll consider whether I should go back with you."

Passersby also started to make a noise, saying, "Yeah, just hit one, or are you afraid that the little master will be right?"

"Go ahead and hit her. Zhang XX will never get divorced. What can she do if she gets divorced? She won't even have a job." She found her sister-in-law's phone number, only to discover that she had been blocked.

Hua Jianli snorted proudly, "I told you to call your brother-in-law directly."

The woman said stubbornly, "It was just a coincidence." What a psycho! Why did he block her?

"Sister-in-law, why are you looking for me? Your eldest son promised to go home and donate--"

The woman interrupted the man and said, "Hey, his uncle, where are you now?"

"The Civil Affairs Bureau is here to get a divorce. I can't live with this woman anymore."

A sharp female voice came from the other end of the phone, "Lv Jianping, do you have any shame? I can't live with you anymore. There is no good person in your family! Your eldest brother and sister-in-law are not human either. They threw their own child into the trash can. I filmed it!"

"Bang!" The woman hung up the phone with a pale face.

Ye Fan was startled, "Why did you hang up the phone so suddenly? How rude."

"Oh no, the little master has it right. Young man, don't follow them. That's a den of wolves."

"Call the police, report them for intentionally abandoning the child, and send them to jail."

The crowd became angry, and the middle-aged man hurriedly took the woman away without even caring about his own son.

Ah Xiang felt a little guilty and said to Hua Jianli, "I'm sorry, they took my phone away. I'll go home and get the cash for you later, okay? I will definitely bring it to you."

"OK."

Ah Xiang went home to get the money. The second order was from a 35-year-old unmarried man. "Uncle, you have a big peach blossom on your face. You are lucky in love."

"Yes! Last month, a girl came to our company. She is very pretty. She is interested in me (*'▽'*)? I want to know when we can get together."

Hua Jianli shook his head, "But this is a rotten peach blossom."

"puff."

The unmarried man glared at Ye Fan in dissatisfaction, "Brother, don't laugh so loudly."

"Uncle, there is a lot of black energy on your forehead, which is a sign of bloody disaster. And there is also a rotten peach blossom on your face, which means that the danger is brought to you by her."

"How can she carry it? She is a weak woman, weighing less than 90 kilograms."

Hua Jianli scratched his face, "My great-aunt weighs less than 90 pounds, but she is very strong. She can beat ten of you."

This time it was Wen Chuheng's turn to laugh secretly in the background.

Li Zihan had experience in this matter, and asked, "Brother, do you have a photo of the peach blossom? Let the little master see it."

"Yes, her profile picture is her private photo." The unmarried man opened the WeChat message, "Look, she is so pure and cute."

Hua Jianli didn't care whether she was pure or not, and said bluntly: "She is already married and has a child."

"Ah? She said she just graduated a year ago and is single like me..."

"Her husband is a butcher and is very fierce. Don't mess with him."

The unmarried man scanned the code to pay in frustration, "I thought my love had finally arrived."

"Uncle, you should go home for a blind date during the National Day holiday. Your soulmate is back home."

"How old are you and me?"

"You are three years younger."

The unmarried man muttered, "She's a bit old."

Ye Fan continued to complain: "Aren't you older? What do you dislike? It's good enough to marry a good wife."

The third customer was a girl with dark circles under her eyes and looked very weak.

"Sister, you are possessed by a ghost!"

"Oh mo!"

"Oh my god! Ghost?"

"Is there really a ghost?"

The girl wanted to cry but had no tears. "Is it on me now? Is it a male ghost or a female ghost? It's so disgusting to be possessed by a male ghost."

"Don't worry, it's a female ghost. She's not here now, but you have a lot of yin energy. You've been possessed by her for at least a month."

Hua Jianli took out an exorcism talisman and said, "If you wear this, she won't be able to possess you."

"Is that ghost in my house?"

"Yeah, sister, I'll help you catch her."

"Little Master, can we go and see?"

"It's this sister's room. You need her consent."

The girl nodded. "Look, I don't dare live there anymore. I want to move. Sometimes I hear noises coming from the bathroom, but I don't see anything unusual when I go to check. Most importantly, many of my exercises have answers written down, but I don't remember doing them. I wake up every day feeling so tired. I feel like I'm not myself anymore."

"Huh? That ghost possessed you to do the test?"

"Master, I won't go over to see it. Can I buy a talisman to keep you safe?"

"Sure!" Hua Jianli took out a dozen amulets from his schoolbag. "Originally they were 500 yuan each, but now the price has increased because I'm better at drawing."

"How much has it increased?"

"It's increased by more than 666 yuan. Now it costs yuan each."

"It's okay, I'll have one."

"I want three, and I'll buy some for my parents, too."

A group of people took out all the sixteen amulets with the same momentum as they did when they were grabbing salt during the prevention and control period.

The girl brought a dozen people to her house. As soon as they opened the door, they felt a cold air. Everyone shivered, "Sister, did you forget to turn off the air conditioner?"

"No, there's no air conditioning here."

Wen Chuheng walked in holding Hua Jianli and saw a shadow looking at them blankly, with half of its body huddled inside the wall.

"Little Master, where is the ghost?"

"Over there." Hua Jianli pointed to the wall.

No, they didn’t see anything. They just felt terribly cold and the talisman paper was a little hot. Oh shit, there must be something fishy going on.

"Little Master, can you let us take a look?"

"Sure, fifty dollars a time." The money-grubber stretched out five chubby fingers.

"Come on, I'm not afraid!"

Hua Jianli was reluctant to apply the cow's tears directly to them, so he used a willow leaf to dip a little bit of the cow's tears, "It's valid for one day. Don't look them in the eye. If they find out, they will keep pestering you."

"Oh, okay, I'll just pretend I don't see them."

Ye Fan's next sentence slapped his face, "Fuck, there really is a short-haired female ghost on the wall, she is so thin!"

When those who were touched by Liu Ye saw the appearance of the female ghost, they all hid at the door, vividly demonstrating what it meant to be both naive and playful.

Hua Jianli stared at the female ghost for a few seconds, "Sister, you are already dead, why don't you go to reincarnation?"

"I still have exams to take." The female ghost replied weakly.

"What kind of test are you taking, sister? Don't have sex with this sister. You will hurt her."

"I didn't mean to do that. I just wanted to do the exercises. Sorry, I saw those exercises and wanted to solve them."

She has been observing this girl for a while. She goes to bed at 11:30 and doesn't get up until 7 or 8 to do exercises. She gets 5 or 6 out of 10 wrong. After doing exercises for a while, she can't help playing with her phone. The takeaway is cold and she can't find any variety shows to watch. After eating, she takes a nap. How can she pass the postgraduate entrance examination like this? She has no self-discipline at all.

It happened that the girl was weak and she couldn't control herself and had sex with her.

"I'm smarter than her, I promise I can help her get a good grade."

The girl hid behind and shook her head, "I don't need a academic god to possess me. If I fail to get into graduate school, I will take the civil service exam in my hometown and get a job." If her mother hadn't asked her to take the graduate school exam, she wouldn't have forced herself to memorize words.

Hua Jianli looked at the ghost seriously and advised earnestly: "You are wrong to do this. You should do your own things. You can't help her take the exam. This is not good. Most importantly, you can't continue to possess her. She will be killed by you, and you will be in the frying pan when the time comes."

Wen Chuheng: "She's cheating."

Hua Jianli nodded heavily: "Well, you can't help her cheat."