Quick Wear: With the cub in hand, the world is mine

2014年9月5日，中午12点30分，兔子国首都师范大学，西苑B栋女生宿舍303。

Zhou Wanqi and Zhang Mengyuan huddled together, holding disposable chopsticks in their hands, staring straight at the computer screen, on which a popular TV series was playing.

"Ah - Susu is so handsome!"

"He and Qingxue look great together, it's a pity that Yang Mi married Uncle Liu."

Wang Chunyan interrupted, "Ah, I like Xiang Ling and Fang Lansheng. I just found out that he sang "Damn Tenderness"."

Zhou Wanqi took a bite of rice and sang in a crisp voice: "You are so damn gentle~"

Zhang Mengyuan covered his chest and wailed: "My heart aches and my tears flow~"

"Right after I broke up with you—"

Wang Chunyan poked her head out from the lower bunk, "Qiqi! It's your turn to sing! You missed the shot."

Hua Qi was packing her luggage. "Ah? What are you singing? I wasn't listening to you guys just now."

"Sing my Lansheng's song. Are you packing your luggage? Are you going home for the Mid-Autumn Festival?"

"Well, my sister bought me a plane ticket. I flew home after Professor Hu's class this afternoon."

The other three girls shouted in envy at the same time, "Oh, we also want to go home for the holidays, and we want Sister Hua Ke to support us~"

"Qiqi, your sister is 24 years old now, right? Hasn't she found a boyfriend yet?"

"No." Hua Ke was also worried, was her sister no longer interested in any men? Online dating is really unreliable!

"Then does my cousin have a chance? My cousin is now 25, graduated from the National Defense University, meters tall, gentle, and has a nice voice. I want Sister Hua Ke to be my cousin's wife."

"Meng Yuan, we know exactly what you are planning. Qiqi, don't listen to her. My cousin is 1.88 meters tall. Let me introduce him to my sister first."

Hua Qi zipped up the suitcase and said, "Three sisters, you should introduce such high-quality resources to others. I don't think my sister will like the gentle one."

"Hy? There is such a scumbag who hurts our sister? How can it be so unreasonable that he dares to bully our fairy sister!"

"That's right, you have no taste!"

Hua Qi nodded in agreement, "I think so too, but I believe my sister will meet someone better."

……

It was almost nine o'clock in the evening and Longchuan City was bustling with traffic. Hua Ke drove to the airport to pick up Hua Qi.

She opened the trunk and put the suitcase in. Hua Qi hugged her and acted coquettishly, "Sister, it's been half a year, and you finally decided to go home."

"I'm busy with work. I can't come back whenever I want."

"So I must be a teacher. I will take my holidays when the students are on holiday. Sister, can I drive?"

"Row."

Hua Ke gave up the driver's seat and sat in the passenger seat to check messages on her phone. She currently works for a well-known foreign company in Hai City. Her annual salary is high, but she has too few holidays. This year's Mid-Autumn Festival is a rare opportunity to take a day off, so she just wants to go back to her hometown and relax for a few days.

"Sister, has grandma urged you to get married since you came back?"

"Yes." After she graduated from college, the old lady started asking her secretly and now she is urging her openly. She cannot avoid this every time she goes back to her hometown. However, only the old lady dares to urge her in front of her. Hua Jie and Chen Xinlian don't even dare to ask.

"Sister, my roommate said she wants to introduce you to someone who is 1.88 meters tall."

Hua Ke leaned her hands against the window, watching Hua Qi staring at the road ahead cautiously, and smiled, "I believe in your roommate's vision, so I'll keep the 1.88 meter for you. I think it's faster for grandma to urge you to have a great-grandchild. You're also old enough to get a certificate, so why not get your graduation certificate and marriage certificate together?"

"I don't want to! I plan to get married when I'm 30."

"So you don't have a partner either?"

"...No," Hua Qi said with a bitter face, "There are too many girls in our English major. We treat the remaining boys as good sisters. The whole college is very gloomy. And I don't like that half of my future career is also a teacher. I don't think it's very meaningful."

The car slowly drove back to Sanshi Village. There was still light on the first and second floors of the old house, and a few people were talking.

"Dahua, Erhua is back. I said it must be Erhua driving the car. I waited for so long."

"Grandma, you haven't slept yet?"

"I haven't slept yet. Are you hungry? Wash your hands and have a midnight snack."

There were many hot pot ingredients in the small restaurant. Tian Yan stood aside and plugged in the induction cooker. "I wanted to cook some vegetables. Dahua said you like hot pot, so I bought these vegetables. If you can't finish them, you can cook them tomorrow. If the shrimp threads have been removed, you can just put them in."

"Grandma, Grandpa, you don't want to eat?"

"No, we'll go to bed later."

The two twin cousins ​​ran down from the second floor, "Second cousin, we will eat with you."

Just as she started eating, Bao Youyi came over from her house and said, "Dahua and Erhua, you're back. I thought you would bring your boyfriend back with you."

Hua Qi: "... Third Aunt, I told you I don't have a boyfriend right now." Why are you urging her to get married? Except for Grandma, no one else dares to urge her sister, but everyone dares to urge her. Is she really that good-tempered?

Hua Zhong leaned against the wall and said, "The second flower can be found now."

"Yeah. Look for it first, don't rush into marriage."

Tian Yan looked at her two older granddaughters with a sad face. They were pretty and well-educated, so why didn't they have boyfriends? If they were not in a hurry to find a boyfriend, what would happen if the good ones were picked up by others?

When Hua Jie was 24 years old, both Da Hua and Er Hua had run away.

Hua Mingxuan spoke up for the two cousins: "Hey, don't push them. Didn't the country advocate late marriage and late childbearing, fewer and better births? Besides, good men are not available in the market. It depends on fate. When fate arrives, you will naturally find a partner. Don't force them."

Bao Youyi grabbed his eldest son's ear and said, "What do you mean by 'forced'? We are just giving you a warning. You speak so badly of us. There are good people in the blind date market too."

Hua Mingxuan: "How could that be? Usually it's men who can't get married who are chatting with women who have high standards. If a man in his thirties still can't get married, he either has a physical problem or a psychological problem."

Hua Qi clapped her hands, "Congratulations, Mingxuan, for your correct answer! I'll give you a beef ball as a reward."

Hua Mingxuan became more and more excited as he spoke, "Also, those matchmakers are unreliable, they just want to earn your red envelopes, they are super good at fooling people, and they say one thing after another. If someone is honest and doesn't talk much, then he is old, and if he doesn't tell the truth, then he is caring, then he is old, and if he knows how to manage his life, then he is stingy, and if he has a stable job, then he has no chance of promotion, and if his family is rich, then he is incompetent and still relies on his parents, and if he doesn't favor boys over girls, then he won't marry or have children, and if he is not very tall, then he is about 1.6 meters tall, and if he says he is about the same height as my cousin, then he is definitely shorter than my cousin."

This string of words left Tian Yan and Bao Youyi speechless, "There is...there is such a saying?"

"Yes, these are the experiences summarized by netizens on this small broken website. There are real cases behind each one."

Hua Zixuan added evidence: "My classmate's sister is going on a blind date with someone else. The man has killed someone before, and the matchmaker said that the man doesn't want to kill anymore."

Tian Yan exclaimed: "Why are you still introducing someone who has killed someone! Just because he doesn't kill people now doesn't mean he won't kill people in the future! Really, he wants to make money at all costs!"

"A few days ago, a matchmaker found Aunt Xinlian and said she wanted to introduce a date to my second cousin. My second cousin hasn't even graduated from college yet, and she had the nerve to introduce a divorced man in his thirties with a child who has a junior high school education. How shameless!"

Hua Ke's eyes were full of sympathy for Hua Qi, and she patted her shoulder, "Come on, find a good guy in the capital before graduation and give them a slap in the face."

Hua Qi's face was filled with grief and indignation, and she clenched the chopsticks in her hand, "I will definitely work hard!"