It was a fortune-telling live broadcast, but one billion people watched it
Chapter 58 Don’t die, your illness is fake (1)
After Luosangsang finished this long connection, she hung up the live broadcast because she was going to have lunch.
The auntie who sold steamed buns in the morning said that rice rolls were delicious. The system incarnation "Zhao Dahai", who had obtained sufficient energy, took Luosangsang to a store to eat rice rolls.
The rice rolls in this century-old shop are steamed very lightly, and the sauce is made from real ingredients, so it’s sweet and not too salty.
Minced meat and eggs are added to the rice rolls, and the boss steamed lettuce and poured sauce on it to supplement vitamins for the children.
After finishing the meal, Losangsang felt sleepy and kept rubbing his eyes with his hands.
"Stop rubbing, I'll carry you back to sleep."
Uncle System picked up the tiny human cub in his arms and took her back home.
Luosangsang's small body curled up in the adults' arms. Many people noticed it and nodded secretly in their hearts.
Sangsang's uncle seems to be a very reliable person.
An old lady quickly took a big black umbrella from home. She opened the umbrella to block the melon-eating system 888.
"No, no, I'll be home with Sangsang soon."
"It's so sunny in the middle of the day." The old lady insisted on holding an umbrella.
The old lady sent the melon-eating system 888 and the sleeping Sangsang to the building.
The old lady left again in a hurry, fearing that the system would stuff something into her.
The melon-eating system 888 took off Sangsang's shoes, put them on the bed, and drew the curtains. The whole room was dark.
He put a big bear doll next to Sangsang's hand.
Sangsang rubbed her red little face against Big Bear and fell into a deep sleep.
After sleeping for two hours, the melon-eating system quietly opened the curtains to let the sunlight in.
Sangsang got up.
The melon-eating system 888 prepared warm milk for the child. Sangsang drank the milk obediently and wiped off the milk stains on his lips.
It was almost three o'clock when Sangsang came online.
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After the account [Little Flower Fairy 888] came online, fans received prompts and entered the live broadcast room one after another.
Almost at the moment the screen lit up, a long barrage of comments caught everyone's attention.
[I want to gossip about something here. This afternoon, I met the real-life version of the love-brained lady and her Phoenix man husband. They spent 18,000 yuan on lunch. The lady’s card was banned, so it was Phoenix man who paid for it! I heard their conversation clearly afterwards! ]
This account named @沫沫 had obviously been preparing for a long time. When entering the live broadcast room, it directly copied this sentence, which attracted everyone's attention.
[Fuck, there's a follow-up to the melon right after it comes in, so great. ]
[Wow, this live broadcast room for eating melons is really great. I especially like eating melons. Everyone here is like me. All the melons have after-sales service. It's so wonderful. ]
[At noon, Aunt Ju went offline so quickly that I was wondering if she had forgiven her barbecued pork daughter after she went offline. Apparently not!]
[Did Aunt Ju deactivate the card of her daughter who is in love? @沫沫 Please tell me the details, I am so anxious. ]
[Everyone, stop spamming, let @沫沫 talk about the melon, I really want to know the follow-up. 】
The commentators all said that they would leave one minute without posting comments so that @沫沫 could come and watch the show.
So the netizen named @沫沫 sent several barrages.
[At noon, I was waiting for a friend outside a coffee shop. I heard the eldest lady and the Phoenix man discussing the card blocking issue. The eldest lady's face suddenly changed and she called Aunt Ju.]
[The eldest lady was very stubborn on the phone, saying, "Don't think you can break us up like this. My Phoenix man and I are truly in love."]
[After hanging up the phone, she cried and hugged the Phoenix Man. She hesitated for a long time, and I extracted the key points. Aunt Ju sent a message to the eldest lady, and she said three things in total. ]
[The first thing was to order the eldest daughter to transfer her household registration within one month, otherwise she would report her household registration booklet lost after one month.]
[The second thing is to cut off the eldest daughter's source of income. For the remaining three years of university tuition, 800 yuan of living expenses per month will be transferred to the tuition card, and the rest of the money will not be given! If she needs money, it's easy, just ask her in-laws, because her own mother won't give it anyway! ]
[Finally, the eldest lady's daily necessities and clothes should leave five sets of clothes for each season, and they will be mailed to the residence where she lives together. Don't ask her for other things, she won't keep them. ]
[Fuck, you don’t know, when I heard the news, I was so happy that my head was numb. I have to say loudly, Aunt Ju is awesome, this is how you should deal with a love-brain! Okay, I’m done with the gossip here, everyone can enjoy my gossip! ]
As @沫沫's message spread, all the comments were...
【Thank you @沫沫, it’s so cool. 】
【Thank you @沫沫, it’s so cool. 】
【Thank you @沫沫, it’s so cool. 】
[People who are in love should have a rough life. Good, the ending of the story made me happy. ]
[Without money for true love, I guess the eldest lady will have a hard time. 】
[The Phoenix man and his scheming mother-in-law would probably be dumbfounded, hehe. ]
The barrage was very lively, everyone was very happy, and Luosangsang was also very happy.
Luosangsang noticed that someone had requested a connection and quickly connected the call.
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The girl on the other end of the phone was an ordinary-looking girl, with swollen cheeks and red eyes, and she was a little surprised to be connected to this live broadcast room.
The girl's name is Yang Wenxiu, and she was determined to commit suicide today.
She didn't want to die at home, which would reduce the value of the house, so she chose to die in the park.
Before she died, she was a little scared. Although she had made up her mind to commit suicide, she still felt light-headed and had an indescribable discomfort in her heart. She was delaying the time to drink the liquor, so her hands were shaking unconsciously.
She gave herself 10 minutes to prepare, and she must take the Erguotou at three o'clock at the latest.
And now it is 58:2, and there are only minutes left until her death.
I probably clicked into this live broadcast room unconsciously and applied for a connection.
The headache caused by long-term lack of sleep made her brain dull. She looked at the electronic screen, her eyes became a little red, and her eyes could not focus.
Yang Wenxiu saw the comments, but her brain was too slow to understand the meaning of the Chinese characters.
【Why doesn't the person on the line speak? 】
[It doesn’t matter if you talk or not, just eat the melon. I know one thing, there must be something fishy about this young lady. ]
[Her eyes are so swollen. I see that her eyes have single eyelids. She must have cried.]
[Why is the young lady crying like this? If she tells you about her troubles, maybe she won’t feel sad anymore. ]
[It is true. Chinese people suppress themselves too much. Sometimes speaking out can solve many problems.]
After the connection was established, Luosangsang's life emerged in her mind, and she also knew what Yang Wenxiu was going to do in two minutes.
And Luosangsang also knew that she must not be allowed to drink this bottle of wine.
Because this sister was seeking death, she took almost a whole board of cephalexin and then drank this bottle of Erguotou. The fate that awaits her is certain death!
Yang Wenxiu finally realized that she had clicked the wrong button and entered this live broadcast room by mistake. "Sorry, I think I clicked the wrong button."
Luosangsang said in time: “Sister Yang, don’t die, don’t drink, your illness is fake!”
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