Madam, please respect my profession.

Chapter 76: Keep Breathing

A hint of surprise flashed across Liuhua's eyes, her bright red mouth opened slightly, and her plump body trembled slightly.

This man is so handsome!

It must be that God heard my prayers and arranged this for me... However, considering the rules set by the madam, Liuhua rolled her eyes, suppressed her excitement, bowed gracefully, and sat behind the table on the high platform. Her eyes blinked slightly, and I don't know what she was thinking about.

Yang Kui picked up the wine glass and put on a confident and shining smile, but the next question asked by Miss Liuhua made him stop smiling.

"It's a beautiful day with a starry night. I have a question for you all. Please help me solve it."

The beauty's voice was so soft and charming that it immediately aroused the interest of the gentlemen in the audience.

Regardless of whether you can be chosen as her lover or not, being able to help a beauty solve her problems is extremely fulfilling.

Liuhua sat on the stage, holding a glass of wine in her hand, and said with a smile: "There are many cultivators in the Great Zhou, but not everyone can become a cultivator. As an ordinary person, I have always been troubled. What is the simplest secret to longevity and beauty?"

Yang Kui's smile suddenly froze, revealing an expression of surprise. He did not expect Miss Liuhua to have such unique interests, which was inconsistent with his expectations.

There were chaotic responses coming from all around.

“Take more supplements!”

“Exercise more!”

“Keep a good mood!”

"Use silver. Money makes the world go round!"

"The proper balance of yin and yang will naturally make a girl's face more delicate."

"..."

This kind of question does not have much depth and is mostly used for teasing. If Madam Huarui and Miss Linglong next door ask this question, people will laugh at her for having no depth as the courtesan. But Miss Liuhua will not do that. She is young and fresh, so everyone naturally thinks she is quirky.

People are always tolerant of things they don't have.

In addition, Miss Liuhua had either been playing the piano or dancing in the past two days and had never spoken much, which had led many people to speculate about the preferences of this courtesan. Now that she asked this question, everyone saw an opportunity to take advantage of the situation.

There were endless replies from all around. Miss Liuhua was holding her wine glass and smiling all the time. Her beautiful eyes looked towards Lu Zhan from time to time, as if she was expecting something.

"She's looking at me again." Yang Kui approached Lu Zhan and whispered, "These bastards have answered all the questions they could, but the courtesan's expression is calm, which means these answers are not what she has in mind. Guanqi, you are always smart, and you are a doctor, what do you think is the answer to this question?"

Of course, it’s to look at more beauties… Lu Zhan thought for a moment and revealed a look of realization: “It’s very simple, just keep breathing and don’t die, go to bed early and get up early to maintain your beauty. The most important thing is… look at more beauties.”

"??? You are just a joker." Yang Kui immediately rejected: "Guanqi, you are at least a night doctor, and you think about the problem with a little depth."

Perhaps it was the frequent sidelong glances from the courtesan that attracted the attention of the people around them, and many people looked towards Lu Zhan and Yang Kui.

Yang Kui was a little nervous and proud of being the center of attention. He smiled and said, "If ordinary people want to live longer, they have to keep fit. If the young lady is willing, I can teach her a set of boxing techniques."

Haha…the crude warrior just likes to show off, which makes the students around him very unhappy.

Miss Liuhua just smiled.

Yang Kui immediately realized that his answer did not meet the other party's requirements, and hurriedly lowered his voice: "Guanqi, think about it quickly. It doesn't matter if the answer is wrong. The main thing is that we have to act like a doctor."

Under the gazes of many people, Lu Zhan drank the wine in the glass and said, "Keep breathing and don't die. Go to bed early and get up early to maintain your beauty. When you have nothing to do, look at beautiful women more often. You will be happy and live a long life."

After hearing this, Yang Kui subconsciously covered his face. He didn't expect that his most beloved genius Xiao Ye Doctor would actually give such an answer... Aren't you usually very smart, Lu Guanqi?

There was laughter all around.

It's not that I'm laughing at you, I just think it's a little funny. If you don't keep breathing, you will die... As for going to bed early and getting up early for beauty, in Fu Ge's eyes, it's not as good as a bowl of bird's nest, and the so-called looking at more beautiful women... Is your answer appropriate?

But the courtesan smiled even more brightly, stood up, bowed and left.

"Guanqi, couldn't you just fool her just now? Why did you have to say that?" Yang Kui complained a little.

Lu Zhan said: "First of all, this is indeed the simplest method; secondly, the Oiran might want such an answer."

If one really wanted to ask such a question, he could just go find a doctor and ask. What's the point of asking these people who come to the prostitutes... Although Lu Zhan is a night doctor, to be honest, there are few opportunities to see a night doctor in a brothel... So Lu Zhan thought that the courtesan's question was very meaningful.

Either she doesn't want to keep the guest. There is no standard answer to this question and the decision lies with the other party; or she has someone in her heart that she wants to keep.

Yang Kui held the wine glass and disagreed: "I don't think it's that simple. She's the most beautiful woman."

"Oiran is also a woman." Lu Zhan said, "Women often don't need the correct answer, but they want to see who is giving the answer."

Yang Kui shook his head: "You are still young, you don't understand women."

As soon as the words fell, the maid who served the courtesan came out. When she walked to Lu Zhan's side, she said with a smile: "Please invite this young master into the room to have a chat."

The lobby was instantly silent.

Yang Kuiru was struck by lightning, is this okay?

...

The warm and fragrant room was filled with exquisite side dishes and fine wine. When Lu Zhan entered, the plump oiran was sitting at the table. She was holding a wine jug and pouring wine with her slender fingers painted with cardamom. When she saw Lu Zhan coming in, she couldn't help but smile with a charming look in her eyes.

A shy smile on such an innocent face is nothing special, but when paired with this figure, the contrast immediately makes one's blood flow and one feels instantly blocked.

"How did you come up with this answer, sir?" Liuhua's heart was pounding as she looked at the handsome man who looked like a god, but she still pretended to be calm and talked softly about the previous topic: "Even I, the one who set the question, never thought of this."

Lu Zhan sat down and said, "It's all because Miss Liuhua has such a wonderful idea and asked such an interesting question. Naturally, it can't be explained by common sense."

This made Liuhua smile. In fact, she didn't care about the answer in her heart. She cared about who answered. But this kind of thing couldn't be said. Even a prostitute had to pretend to be reserved... She poured a cup of tea for Lu Zhan and asked curiously, "Sir, you were very creative when answering the question just now. You must be very experienced, right?"

This is a trick to trick me, to see if I often coax women... I'm not saying this, this is indeed a common problem among women. They clearly know in their hearts that you and I are only doing things for money, but they still insist on hearing something nice... Lu Zhan said: "Actually, when I have nothing to do, I also like to think about these strange questions."

"Oh?" Liuhua immediately became interested and handed the wine glass to Lu Zhan: "Sir, what can you say?"

"..." Fortunately, I have accumulated a lot of praises. Lu Zhan drank it from the hand of the beauty and said, "Two sisters went to a funeral. The younger sister saw a very handsome man at the funeral and fell in love with him at first sight. After returning home, the younger sister killed her elder sister. Why?"