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Chapter 45 Am I Too Handsome?

Chapter 45 Am I Too Handsome?

According to the Records of Monsters, before animals become intelligent, their aesthetic sense is limited to that of animals. However, once they become intelligent, their aesthetic sense begins to tend toward that of humans.

The shadows of the trees are swaying and the setting sun is shining.

The white little wild boar with a flower on its head twists its butt, and its eyes are shining with affection. If it could be visualized, these lights would be little pink hearts.

What did they see?

Under the green trees, a young man in black clothes sat leaning against the tree. His lazy look carried a natural and unrestrained demeanor, as if the white clouds in the sky were floating, indescribably romantic and unrestrained.

Of course, this description is too difficult for the awakened wild boars.

The thoughts in their minds can probably be summed up in six words: Wow, so handsome, I want it.

However, the little white pigs soon felt dark in front of their eyes, and something ugly stood in front of them...Oh, it turned out to be their ugly husbands.

The black-haired wild boar was furious and felt a weight on his head, as if a hat appeared, and rushed towards Lu Zhan with a roar.

The scene was in chaos for a moment.

Lu Zhan: “…”

Shopkeeper Liu was so moved that he said, "Thank you very much, sir..."

This reminded Lu Zhan of a social phenomenon in his previous life. He had worked so hard for a long time but hadn't even seen his leader... Lu Zhan looked back at the vast Cuiping Mountain and decided to conduct a fishing expedition.

"Although the monster that robbed you has been eliminated, there should be other monsters in the mountain. You'd better not go to Cuiping Mountain recently." Lu Zhan said with a smile: "By the way, spread the word outside and tell people not to go to Cuiping Mountain recently. I will pay more attention to that place. You can go there after this matter is resolved."

After all, this kind of monster is very common. It can be found in almost every mountain and river. It is impossible to kill it all. As long as no one is killed, the Demon Suppression Bureau will not care.

After they came to their senses, the wild boars sometimes dug holes and sometimes chopped wood, working for their superiors.

Shopkeeper Liu didn't want to move unless it was absolutely necessary, but when he heard Lu Zhan's words, he was deeply moved.

Because it is a low-level monster, even if it has gained enlightenment, it does not have many useful memories. Lu Zhan proposed two factors.

Lu Zhan looked at the little white fox's back and thought that this little thing was quite shy and was too embarrassed to eat in front of him.

After being busy for most of the day, Lu Zhan got up and returned home, preparing to reward himself.

When encountering such a thing, one can only consider oneself unlucky. The most common approach is to change the production base from Cuiping Mountain to other places.

But moving places is not only a waste of money, it’s also a waste of energy.

Lu Zhan touched its head and felt good, which made him feel good too.

As of now, there are no other victims except Manager Liu.

"The little guy is quite punctual." Lu Zhan took out four wrapped roast chickens, tied them together with a rope, and placed them in front of it.

Lu Zhan was not in a hurry to go back. He moved to a clean place and closed his eyes to check the state of his soul.

However, the demon bones from the Mysterious Realm are worth a lot of money, provided that a suitable buyer is found.

...

But these damn little things are really unique... Each of them is well-fed, fat and strong, weak enough to be lovable, but the aesthetic is too human, which makes him feel uncomfortable.

A dozen or so demon beast souls instantly appeared in the sea of ​​consciousness, lining up to serve the soul.

"Om-"

Compared to the last time he dealt with the pig demon corpse, Lu Zhan had made significant progress this time. Whether it was the speed of dissection or the use of true Qi to extract things from the demon corpse, he was now more familiar with it.

Secondly: These low-level monsters are not qualified to see the big monsters. They usually live in the mountains. When there is something to be told from above, another small monster will be responsible for delivering the message. They don’t even know where the big monsters are.

...

It is unrealistic to ask the Demon Suppression Bureau to search the mountain. It would be better to wait until the soul is hungry and then come over here for a stroll.

Am I too handsome? Even the wild boar demon seduced me. This is too ridiculous... Lu Zhan's mouth twitched.

Unless a powerful person passes by and gets bitten one day, the mountain will definitely be searched.

Lu Zhan bottled the black blood extracted from the fox corpse. This thing, when stimulated by true Qi, would instantly form an unbearable body odor. It was a good material for refining poisons. With some innovation, it would become a giant body odor that would instantly make even cultivators get intoxicated upon smelling it.

Looking at the chaotic scene, Lu Zhan's true energy turned into a sharp edge, like a rainstorm of pear blossoms falling down. Only "puff" sounds were heard one after another, and a group of wild boars fell in a pool of blood with screams, ending this absurd scene.

"It is our duty to eliminate harm for the people." Lu Zhan smiled brightly.

The life of this group of wild boars used to be eating, sleeping and basking in the sun. Later, something unexpected happened in the mountain, and it seemed that a more powerful character had arrived. The wild boars benefited from it in some way, and suddenly they became wise.

"Mmmmm..." The little white fox was a crying monster. It rubbed against Lu Zhan's palm for a long time before it picked up the hemp rope tied with the roast chicken and left, its figure disappearing in the moonlight.

The little white fox, as white as jade, lay on the ground, quietly waiting for his arrival.

Just as he imagined, these weak monsters did not have much impact on his soul, and he did not even notice any changes in his soul, but they could feed his soul. Memories of this group of wild boars also emerged in his mind.

...

The evil spirit in the demon-suppressing bag had never been used. Lu Zhan took out the fox corpse alone, placed it at home and began immersive dissection and extraction.

Although he had found food for Yuanshen, he could not slack off. He planned to study the fox demon's corpse.

After leaving the roast chicken shop, Lu Zhan headed straight for the north woods, and sure enough, he saw the familiar figure at the cemetery.

"Are you afraid that I will see you eating..."

If you are lucky and encounter a more advanced monster, you may be able to find the existence of the mountain king through the monster's memory, and then kill him in one fell swoop.

First: A big monster came to Cuiping Mountain. This monster occupied Cuiping Mountain and made the monsters work for him.

But there will always be a chance to see it eating chicken in the future.

Lu Zhan loved watching people cry the most in his life, but that was when he was watching a young lady cry.

Well, Lu Zhan admitted that he was a little too proud and started to think about the superior magical instruments in the secret realm.

The little white fox wagged its tail, and surprise appeared in its big green eyes: "(vv)" "嘤..."

As we all know, the best time to cultivate affection for a monster is before it transforms. First, cultivate the master-servant relationship... Pah! First establish a pure friendship so that you can get along well in the future.

Until recently, when they received "orders", the wild boars went from searching for food all over the mountains to snatching roast chickens.

Two and a half hours later.

After returning to Jinbao Street, Lu Zhan went to Manager Liu's house and told him what had happened.

With this expression, the little white fox rubbed Lu Zhan's hand.

The more Shopkeeper Liu looked at the young man in front of him, the more he felt that he was so brilliant. He was completely different from those bureaucrats. He couldn't control himself and burst into tears.

"Oh... one thing leads to another. I didn't expect these wild boars are also humble workers..."

It’s not the old man crying...

...

Lu Zhan took a quick look.

"Pig demons can be used to make tonics, but fox demons are suitable for refining poisons. The toxins they extract are pretty good..."

Apart from this, there was no other gain. However, the fox meat and fox bones were very useful, especially the fox bones. For monsters at this level, the bones could be used to forge magical instruments. However, the magical instruments forged by monsters at the Mysterious Realm were not icing on the cake for him.

At this moment, the soul bowl in Lu Zhan's arms suddenly vibrated.

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