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Chapter 365: Queen, do you still need an old man to help you take a bath?

Chapter 365: Queen, do you still need an old man to help you take a bath?

Lu Zhan and others immediately left the City Lord's Mansion and headed to Wulang's pancake stall. Things were becoming more and more bizarre, and he didn't want to delay for a moment.

Hei Fengyi touched the knife at his waist, obviously still having some murderous intent.

Lu Zhan was afraid that he would not be able to help but kill Wu Lang, so he tried to persuade him: "Brother Hei, why do you dislike Wu Lang? Does Wu Lang have a beautiful wife?"

If there was a beautiful bride, everything would make sense. A high-ranking official like Heifeng Yi would indeed do anything to achieve his goal.

Hei Fengyi said, "No."

"Ah? Then why do you want to kill him?"

"Because he's always looking at me."

Lu Zhan became more and more confused: "Huh?"

Hei Fengyi snorted coldly: "There's something wrong with his eyes. I suspect he is gay. I must kill him."

It turned out that he died because he refused to listen to advice... Lu Zhan roughly recounted the incident: "I can't explain the specific reasons, we came here by mistake, thank you for your help."

After returning to Black Wind Tower, Lu Zhan hurriedly asked, "What happened? Where are the eight elders and Yuan Kong and Chen Liang?"

At the entrance of the alley not far from the street corner, a small sesame cake stall was set up on the side of the road. The owner was a short and fat man who was just opening the sesame cake oven. The aroma mixed with the hot air wafted in the air.

"Although the monster's venom is poisonous, it is actually more like a curse. If you want to remove the curse, just drink some local mud slurry."

Zhuge Chen was relatively restrained, and didn't yell as loudly as Chun Ge, but he obviously also had a feeling of surviving a calamity.

"..."

This is the Wu Lang that Heifeng Yi wanted to kill earlier.

The story begins in Wanshouyuanze. After the towering tree bloomed, Xie Chunyan lost consciousness.

Lu Zhan was afraid of leading the child astray, so he covered Shiyu's ears and advised, "Be patient, the most important thing now is to get out."

This was not the place to talk, so everyone said goodbye to Wu Lang and left a lot of crystals as rewards.

As soon as the two approached, before they could even start a conversation, Wu Lang spoke first: "Is there another person poisoned?"

Hei Fengyi briefly suppressed his murderous intent and came to the pancake stall.

Wu Lang waved his hand and said, "No matter where you were from before, now that you have come to Shiwaitian, you are one of us. Let me take a look."

Lu Zhan didn't expect Wu Lang to be so sensitive, but it just showed that he was indeed quite capable. He nodded and said, "I'm Lu Zhan. My friend was poisoned by a monster, so I specifically asked Wu Lang for help."

Wu Lang paused, glanced at Lu Zhan, quickly put away the pancake stand, and said, "Come in."

Lu Zhan asked, "Where are those people?"

When he opened his eyes again, Xie Chunyan found that he had turned into a bird that had just hatched from its shell.

“Hey, hey…” Lu Zhan held Hei Fengyi and whispered, “Didn’t you notice? His eyes are a little squinting. He’s not looking at you, but his eyes are a little squinting.”

Xie Chunyan thought that he had died in the Abyss of Beasts and was reincarnated as a beast. He found it hard to accept this for a moment and cried bitterly.

Okay, are you evil cultivators so careless when killing people?

No wonder he is the leader of the Black Water Sect.

After they entered the back room, Wu Lang continued:

……

Well, he almost lost his life because of strabismus. Lu Zhan didn’t know what to say.

Wu Lang was not surprised by Lu Zhan's method. Instead, he took out two silver needles and inserted them into the birds' heads, forcing the two birds to wake up. He then turned around and took out two cans of yellow mud water.

Wu Lang said nothing and just packed up the sesame cakes.

Shiyu broke free from Lu Zhan's arms and said crisply, "Uncle Wu, please help me."

Hei Fengyi nodded, and the three of them walked quickly.

"The poison of the monsters in Shiwai Mountain is very strong. Those who are poisoned will be assimilated into monsters. About a hundred years ago, I did encounter people who were poisoned, but they were actually outsiders, not from Shiwai City. They were poisoned by accident."

The two monsters drank it reluctantly, and soon they returned to human form.

As soon as Lu Zhanfu approached, he heard Hei Fengyi whisper, "He's looking at me again. He's really courting death!"

It was Xie Chunyan and Zhuge Chen.

It happened that Zhuge Chen was also crying because he had turned into a bird and beast, so the two recognized each other through bird language.

Lu Zhan stared at the two bowls of yellow mud, confirming that it was just ordinary mud without any special additives.

Lu Zhan waved his hand, and two demon birds appeared out of thin air in the room.

……

"Dead." Wu Lang said calmly: "On a scorching day, those people insisted on fighting the monster and were eaten by the monster. Why was your friend poisoned?"

"..."

Has anyone else been to this place?

Chun Ge sighed: "This is a long story."

The moment Xie Chunyan saw Lu Zhan, he cried out with a sad face: "Guanqi, I finally see you!"

Lu Zhan was slightly surprised, and felt more and more that the Paradise was a secret realm of rules. He thought that the poison would be removed using special methods, but he didn't expect it to be so simple.

"Later, I realized that Lao Chen and I were not dead, but had entered a strange secret realm..."

Xie Chunyan and Zhuge Chen immediately started an investigation. Even if they turned into birds, they couldn't just give up. They had to see if the living environment was harsh.

After investigation, they learned that they had fallen into a group of monsters in Shiwai Mountain. The entire Shiwai Mountain was full of monsters. The leader of the monsters was a female beast, called the queen, and the queen was about to get married.

"Guess what... the man the queen wants to marry is that bald ass Yuan Kong!"

When Xie Chunyan said this, his serious expression disappeared and the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.

Lu Zhan was surprised and wanted to laugh: "Huh?"

"That's right, the person the queen married is Yuan Kong." Xie Chunyan forced himself to suppress his smile and turned serious again: "It turns out that Yuan Kong also fell into the outdoor mountain, and because his bald head was too bright, he was favored by the monster queen."

It is said that this is the first marriage since the birth of the queen. The monsters attach great importance to it and were preparing for the wedding. Unexpectedly, the monsters suddenly went crazy last night and attacked the World City.

Although Xie Chunyan and Zhuge Chen didn't understand why this happened, they also wanted to check the situation, so they flew over together.

The two felt extremely insecure and just wanted to find Lu Zhan and the eight elders as soon as possible.

Birds and beasts have very sharp eyesight. After entering the city, Xie Chunyan saw Lu Zhan, so he bumped into him.

"..."

Lu Zhan was confused and the more he listened, the more surprised he became at everyone's adventure: "So Yuan Kong is now the queen's son-in-law?"

"You can say that." Xie Chunyan felt a little regretful: "I don't understand why we were reincarnated as animals, but Yuan Kong was able to get a wife for free?"

"..."

Lu Zhan was speechless for a moment, but he felt a little relieved in his heart. Since Zhuge Chen, Xie Chunyan and others were here, the elders should be here too, but he had not met them yet.

Hei Fengyi didn't expect so many people to come in this time, and he was immediately filled with hope. He said:

"In that case, why don't we go to the outer mountains to have a look? After all, we are also the in-laws of the queen's son-in-law."

Lu Zhan thought about the number of monsters and felt that he should be more cautious. He said, "The monsters are quite powerful. If we go there rashly, we might become their meal."

Hei Fengyi shook his head: "Don't worry, except for Yan Liri, the birds and beasts there never take the initiative to offend humans, and they will even talk to humans normally. Otherwise, with my strength, I'm afraid I would have been buried in Shiwai Mountain long ago."

That’s right... When Hei Fengyi came here, he explored the Shiwai Mountain. If the monsters were usually very ferocious, how could Hei Fengyi have the chance to open a human flesh restaurant here?

"In that case, let's go!" Lu Zhan was a little restless.

This place is indeed a paradise, but they have more important things to do and cannot delay here.

There are only two kinds of intelligent creatures in the World Beyond: humans and demon birds. The people in the World Beyond City have no way out, but maybe there is one in the World Beyond Mountain.

……

In the demon cave in the mountains away from the world.

Yuan Kong was tied up and thrown on the bed. Next to him stood a beautiful and domineering woman. The woman was wearing scale armor and holding a spear. She looked at Yuan Kong quietly with a somewhat indifferent expression:

"Don't resist, sir. This is your fate."

Yuan Kong looked at the beautiful bride, but he didn't show any greed at all. He just felt hopeless and full of regrets.

He still remembered that in order to enter the secret realm, he avoided Jiang Yannian and bumped into another competitor, and then he came to the secret realm.

He originally thought that there would be adventures in the secret realm that would allow him to show his talents.

I didn't expect that after so many twists and turns, he was actually going to get married?

Could it be that he went to so much trouble to enter the Myriad Beasts Abyss just to give it to the Banshee Queen for free?

If he were not a monk, it would have been a good thing for him to encounter such a fortuitous encounter, but he happened to be a monk, and encountering such a thing was just a trick of fate.

I couldn’t figure it out. Yuan Kong simply couldn’t figure it out.

Seeing Yuan Kong remained silent, the Banshee Queen said indifferently: "This is our fate, otherwise you will be trapped here forever."

Yuan Kong was uneasy. Could it be that he couldn't leave this place unless he got married?

Thinking of this, Yuan Kong asked reluctantly, "What do you mean?"

The Banshee Queen was in high spirits. She sat beside him and said slowly:

"This place may look beautiful, but it is actually a secret prison. No matter if you are human or demon, you are all controlled by the rules here and cannot be broken. If you don't cooperate, we will be trapped here forever."

"..."

Yuan Kong looked at the Banshee Queen with a confused look. These words contained too much information and he couldn't load it all at once.

After a long while, Yuan Kong finally said, "According to what you said, this is a secret cage. If we want to leave, we can just find a suitable way. What does it have to do with marriage? I am a Buddha, and there is no possibility of me getting married."

The Banshee Queen shook her head and sighed:

"Do you think I am interested in you? You look like this, even if I close my eyes, I can't bring myself to say anything. If it weren't for the purpose of getting out, who would talk to you about this?"

Yuan Kong: "?"

Why are you attacking him out of the blue? He is indeed a little ugly, but is he so ugly that I can't eat him?

The female demon queen said coldly: "According to what I learned by chance, I must marry an alien from outer space and give birth to a demon child to sacrifice to heaven and earth before I can leave this place. You are the alien from outer space, do you understand?"

"..."

Yuan Kong was confused by what he heard. He had passed out due to the towering tree and had found himself here when he opened his eyes. He had no time to go out and look around, so he had no idea where this place was.

After listening to the Queen's story, I have a better understanding of the situation.

Yuan Kong did not trust the queen 100%, but he was alone now and had no ability to resist. The only way was to find other companions and work together to find a solution.

Thinking of this, Yuan Kong said:

"I have been a monk since I was young, and I must not marry or have children in this life, otherwise I would be betraying the Buddha. You said that you wanted to give birth to a demon child with the aliens, but you didn't know that there are more than a dozen of us here this time."

The Banshee Queen frowned, as if she was also making a judgment.

Yuan Kong continued, "One of the visitors is named Lu Zhan, and he is my fellow monk. He is not only handsome but also strong. If you want to have children, he is undoubtedly the best choice. I am ugly, so I am not the best choice."

I'm sorry, Brother Lu... As the saying goes, when faced with a problem, if you are indecisive, you should abandon your brothers. It is better for you to die than for me.

Yuan Kong closed his eyes tightly and confessed silently in his heart.

The Banshee Queen was worried: "He is also bald?"

"Of course not." Yuan Kong quickly corrected: "Only Buddhists have bald heads. All other practitioners have long, beautiful hair..."

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