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Chapter 131: Rolling? The two ounces of flesh on your chest are even more rolly than mine!

The sun was a little hot, so the Skylark King lifted his wings to block the sun, his eyes rolling around as he looked at Lu Zhan.

Due to their living environment, birds and beasts have always had keen insights, and Lu Zhan’s actions just now did not escape their eyes.

Lu Zhan's expression changed. He stretched out a finger to hold her head and lowered his voice to teach her a lesson: "Don't talk nonsense. I accidentally touched the cat when I was petting it, and I immediately took it away. How can it be considered touching? Your words will cause misunderstanding."

The Skylark King did not believe it and offered a suggestion: "When we birds court, we all sing and show off our beautiful bodies. If you are interested in her, you should take off your clothes and show yourself instead of hinting at her like this. You see, she doesn't even respond."

Lu Zhan was so angry at her nonsense that his eyes turned black. He gritted his teeth and said, "When we first met, I was taking a shower and you called me a pervert. Why are you teaching me this kind of trick now?"

"To show oneself without any reason is to be a lecher," the Skylark King said seriously, "but it doesn't count when courting, we birds all do this."

"That's because you birds have feathers to cover your shame." Lu Zhan glared at her. "As for why Ning Shuang didn't react, it's because she knew I was careless. If you make a fuss about it, it will only make you embarrassed. Don't bring it up again, or I'll stuff you into the orange cat's mouth."

The Skylark King immediately closed his mouth, and looked at the orange cat with his dark eyes. He was eager to try, but finally he retracted his head.

Forget it, forget it… I am the King of Skylarks. It is so unkind to bully a mortal cat.

Seeing her like this, Lu Zhan sighed. There are many cultivators who take an unconventional approach and prefer monsters to fairies in the human world. He had also envied them in the past, but he had never thought that teaching a bird to learn the human way of thinking would be so difficult.

"What are you talking about?" At this time, Jiang Ningshuang came out of the inn. Her round oval face was delicate and charming, and her big watery eyes sparkled with curiosity.

"Nothing." Lu Zhan smiled: "Let's talk about why this orange cat is so fat."

Jiang Ningshuang's eyebrows curved: "Maybe it's too much nutrition."

Lu Zhan glanced at her magnificent round chest and said, "Indeed."

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Xiaoluling is not close to Jinling City, and it takes half a day to get there by horse. Since the ghosts only appear at night, the two were not in a hurry and simply set off on foot.

For practitioners, walking through the world and experiencing all kinds of life has always been the best way to cultivate the mind.

Walking ten thousand miles is better than practicing for a hundred years.

The king skylark flew in front, and stopped by the roadside every time he flew a certain distance, looking curiously at the flowers, plants and trees on the roadside. Occasionally he would fly over to catch an insect, and occasionally he would roll in the dew on the grass, looking quite comfortable.

"Does she have a name?" Jiang Ningshuang looked at the Skylark King and liked him very much. Her almond eyes curved like the moon in a smile: "If she doesn't have a name, then let's call her GunGun. You see how much she likes to roll around in the grass."

Before Lu Zhan could speak, the Skylark King in front of him suddenly stood up, put his wings on his waist, and shouted: "The Skylark King has a name, the Skylark King is called the Skylark King!"

Jiang Ningshuang curled her bright red lips and said, "The title of Skylark King sounds like the mountain kings in the storybooks. It's not cute or domineering, but a bit vulgar. It's not as nice as Gungun."

"You are also chubby, why don't you call yourself GunGun?"

"How can I be round? I am so slender and graceful!"

"You are round here." King Skylark pointed at his chest and said seriously: "Look carefully, it is much rounder than mine, you deserve to be called Gun Gun."

Jiang Ningshuang's pretty face immediately turned red, and she ran towards the Skylark King: "Don't let me catch you, you damn bad bird!"

The Skylark King immediately flapped his wings and flew away. Jiang Ningshuang chased after him, her red skirt fluttering, like a charming butterfly in the summer forest.

Lu Zhan watched the man and the bird chasing each other from afar, and felt clear and comfortable in his heart.

Jiang Ningshuang could never play or chat with Xiao Chu and Xiao Ling, but she had a lot of fun playing with a sparrow with a low IQ.

He followed behind, and the loneliness in his heart in the past disappeared. He only felt the beautiful mountain scenery, blue sky, white clouds and towering green trees.

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Outside the long pavilion, beside the ancient road, there are green grass and sky.

The evening breeze blows the willow flute, and the setting sun goes beyond the mountains.

Before the sun set, the two men and the bird arrived at Xiaoluling. Xiaoluling was green in appearance, with dense vegetation everywhere. There was a small river in the distance, with the gurgling water looking like a jade belt from afar. The sound of the flute came from the river, as if a shepherd boy was playing the flute on his way back from herding cattle.

Jiang Ningshuang followed him angrily, chattering non-stop: "Lu Guanqi, say something, are you helping me or Gungun?"

King Skylark refused to give in: "Will you help me or Jiang Gungun?"

Lu Zhan grabbed the Skylark King and thrust him in front of Jiang Ningshuang, saying, "You two, get out of here together."

Looking at the bird in front of her, Jiang Ningshuang's pretty face suddenly broke into a smile. She patted Lu Zhan's hand, released the bird, and said with her head held high: "It seems that I am still slightly better. After all, you are helping me!"

The Skylark King flapped his wings and stared at Lu Zhan. After a long while, he uttered, "Forgetting loyalty for the sake of beauty!"

Lu Zhan looked at her with a stern face. She sensed the danger and shut her mouth obediently. Perhaps she was tired of flying, so she landed in front of Lu Zhan's shoulder.

With Jiang Ningshuang and King Skylark following, there was no loneliness on the journey, only excitement.

It was evening, and wisps of smoke rose from Xiaoluling. The sunset enveloped the entire small mountain village, and the smoke drifted in the wind, making it quiet and picturesque.

Among the other wooden and earthen houses, the Zhao family's residence stands out as particularly imposing, with its layers of buildings and pavilions, green tiles and red roofs.

When the servant at the door saw Jiang Ningshuang coming, he bowed and invited her in. However, he found Lu Zhan and the bird on his shoulder quite extraordinary. The servant was amazed in his heart that this bird looked much more beautiful than the parrot of the master, and it was also very lively.

The corridors are winding and the water is gurgling along the way.

Before reaching the main hall, Mr. Zhao and his butler had already come trotting to greet them, followed by a dozen strong men.

When he saw Jiang Ningshuang and Lu Zhan, Mr. Zhao burst into tears: "Miss Jiang, you are finally here. It is getting dark. I thought you were delayed on the way."

After saying that, Mr. Zhao's eyes fell on Lu Zhan. He felt that his demeanor was very extraordinary and leisurely. The bird on his shoulder was even more surprised. It was not afraid of people. Its eyes were rolling around, sizing them up.

Mr. Zhao bowed and asked modestly, "Who is this..."

Jiang Ningshuang smiled slightly and said, "This is my friend, his name is Lu Zhan, he is a top-notch expert. With him accompanying me, I will definitely make sure that the female ghost king will never return."

Mr. Zhao bowed and said, "Meet Mr. Lu."

Lu Zhan nodded slightly.

"Please come in quickly, both masters. I have prepared the feast." Mr. Zhao had done business in other places in his early years and was good at dealing with people. Seeing that Lu Zhan didn't seem to talk much, he didn't try to get close to him, but hurriedly bent down and invited the two men in.

There was indeed a table of delicious food in the flower hall.

Mr. Zhao asked someone to call Young Master Zhao over. Young Master Zhao was about twenty years old, his face was as pale as paper, his eyes were black, and he was very weak. When he saw Lu Zhan and Jiang Ningshuang, he bowed politely.

"This is my son. He was healthy, but he has been getting thinner since he was haunted by the female ghost." Mr. Zhao was depressed and sighed, "Thank you for your help. Whether it succeeds or not, I will thank you generously."

Young Master Zhao was very humble and polite, and he bowed deeply: "I will trouble you two immortals to take care of my affairs."

"No need to be so polite." Lu Zhan raised his hand and said, "Since we are here, this matter must be resolved. You two don't have to worry too much."

"That's right." Jiang Ningshuang patted her chest, causing a slight tremor. She said, "With Mr. Xiao Lu here, we are not afraid even if ten more female ghost kings come."

Although these words sounded exaggerated, they made Mr. Zhao feel relieved. Jiang Ningshuang was originally a disciple of the Immortal Sect, so she was naturally reliable in doing things. The people she brought with her must be very powerful as well.

Mr. Zhao said, "Please have dinner!"

Although there were not as many seasonings in this era as in the past, wealthy families would use broth when cooking, and the taste was no worse than that of modern times. Lu Zhan was not polite and ate while feeding the Skylark King next to him.

The Zhao family was very polite and reserved a chair for the Skylark King. However, the little guy was too small to use the chair. He could only squat on the chair and eat the dishes brought by Lu Zhan in a very serious manner. After eating, he gathered the leftovers together. Although he was a sparrow, he was exceptionally clean.

Mr. Zhao was amazed and said, "This bird is much smarter than the one I have at home, and it is very different from ordinary larks."

The King Skylark pricked up his ears, looking very curious.

Seeing her like this, Lu Zhan asked, "Oh? Does the official have sparrows at home?"

"It's not a sparrow, it's a parrot that can only mimic human speech." Mr. Zhao said, and urged the butler beside him to get it: "Since the master is interested, why don't you bring it to the master for a look?"

Soon the housekeeper came over with an exquisite and spacious birdcage. There was indeed a bird in the cage. Its emerald feathers were quite gorgeous, but its neck was covered with red and orange fluff. The red and green were shiny. It was indeed a beautiful lovebird.

Lovebirds were very rare in the Great Zhou Dynasty. It was rumored that a lovebird was worth a fortune and was the favorite of the nobles.

The parrot was not afraid of strangers, and its round eyes were full of curiosity. When it saw the Skylark King, it suddenly shouted in a hoarse voice: "Master, come and play~"

After hearing this, Mr. Zhao's face turned red. He loved this parrot very much and would hang it in his room before going to bed every day. It was inevitable that the parrot would hear what he said.

But normally the lovebird is quite proud and rarely speaks. Even if you coax it, it refuses to open its mouth. I didn't expect it to say such a thing when I met it today.

It would be fine if they were all men, but the fairy from Xiuyinfang is here too, which seems a bit disrespectful.

Mr. Zhao's face felt hot, but fortunately Jiang Ningshuang had been eating and didn't seem to hear what he said. Mr. Zhao finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Being disrespectful in front of the immortals is truly a shameful thing.

The Skylark Queen was startled. She flapped her wings and flew to the back of the chair, staring at the extremely beautiful parrot curiously. Suddenly, she spoke in human language, her voice delicate and crisp, like a surprised little girl: "Oh, you can talk too?!"

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The chopsticks in Mr. Zhao's hand fell on the table, and Mr. Zhao also stared. Although he had already seen that this skylark was not like an ordinary bird, he was still surprised to hear her speak human language.

After the surprise came admiration and respect, and the look he gave Lu Zhan was much more humble.

The lovebird was also startled. Although it could mimic human speech, it was just a mimic, not the natural ability to speak human language.

Seeing a skylark suddenly speak, the lovebird was so scared that it fell from its perch in the cage and crawled into its nest in a rather embarrassed manner, leaving only a pair of eyes showing to look outside.

Lu Zhan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I, a skylark, have never seen the world. I didn't know that parrots can mimic human speech. I was so rash that I scared the parrot."

"It's okay, it's okay... I, the parrot, am short-sighted and didn't realize I met a real person." Mr. Zhao waved his hand and said, "Take him away. Don't embarrass yourself here."

The housekeeper was also a little embarrassed. The lovebird was worth a fortune, and he wanted to bring it to the guest for him to see. Unexpectedly, the guest brought a talking lark. The nobility of the two was naturally obvious.

But this Mr. Lu is so smart that even birds are so graceful, so I think he must have some talents.

The matter of a ghost getting married should be able to be handled.

The housekeeper was even a little worried that the female ghost king, who was greedy for men, would fall in love with Mr. Lu after seeing him.

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