I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

Ivan was very unconvinced.

As an old bird who has been traveling through time and space for more than a month, Alvin believes that he has amazing combat power and extraordinary talent, and he should be touring with Miss 180 instead of wandering around in the forest of East Zone 1 with a two-dimensional orc.

In order to strengthen the patrol's strength, Xiling changed the original patrol team of four people back to two people, and conducted key investigations in the area near the north side every day.

Before each team sets out, they will receive yesterday's summary of intelligence from Philohill.

So the focus of the parade is actually very clear.

Alvin picked up a branch out of boredom and swept it in front of him.

Because his weapon was destroyed by the elemental body, Kong Er is now holding two half-hand wooden sticks. Of course, they are not the magic version of Lian's, but two sturdy ash sticks, straight and slender wooden sticks, which are very different from the big stick with the shape of a baseball bat that Kong Er used before.

There are a lot of these cheap short sticks in the station. They are the preferred weapons of most beginner druids, especially girls who are not strong enough.

Ivan thought the design of the 2D beastman was really effeminate. As for what Kong Er thought, it didn't matter.

Since the last time they fought side by side, Kong Er rarely asked for a duel. Ivan believed that a strong friendship between men started from carrying a gun together.

Of course, this is not the main reason.

After seeing Ivan being magnified by the oak monster and still remaining unharmed, Kong Er temporarily gave up the idea of ​​competing with this pervert to wash away the shame.

Orcs are a race known for their tenacity, both physically and mentally. As for the shame, it will pass if you just bear with it.

As for why Alvin turned a blind eye to the powerful "freeze bomb", we will have to spend some time to explain it.

First of all, the scientific name of that "bomb" is elemental detonation. Most elementals in the main material world can do this. When they are on the verge of death or hit on the head, the elementals will shrink all the energy in their body into their core.

Powerful energy squeezed into a tiny core will constantly change the material structure of the core, and the atomic nuclei will begin to fission and fuse - does it sound familiar?

Therefore, using Blue Star's technology to explain the elemental explosion, it is just an ultra-small mushroom cloud, except that the radiation damage is transformed into high-intensity elemental damage, which is also the element's most deadly means of attack.

And why is Ivan, whose body and soul are both useless, "immune" to the explosion of elements?

That's all thanks to the goddess Oluel, who is now either crazy or dead. To be more precise, it's thanks to the hand-biting artifact lying in the warehouse gathering dust - Oluel's ice crystal fragment.

Don’t be fooled by the exaggerated shape of the two-handed sword. When it is placed on the body of Auril in the Star Realm, it is just a corner of the pendant on the chest.

After this fragment drifted to the main material world, it had the ability to invade the brains of living things. With its limited wisdom, it thought it could control a fool to conquer cities for itself, just like many of its predecessors who drifted away.

As a result, as soon as he was thrown down, he was targeted by a white-robed skeleton, whom he dared not resist at all.

Although these two-handed swords cannot speak and have no real sense of language, they can still clearly distinguish who can be provoked and who cannot be provoked.

So when the kid was carried on the old skeleton's back, he was particularly well-behaved; he also tried to suppress the coldness in his body for fear of freezing the old skeleton.

But at the moment when the old skeleton threw it on the long table, a certain artifact felt that it could stand up again;

At that time, it picked out an orc present at first sight. He had broad shoulders and thick limbs. From his name, one could tell that he didn't seem very smart (Iron Head). He was simply a fool possessed by perfection.

In order to attract that idiot, a certain artifact also used some charm skills.

As a result, his charm skills were of no use at all, and instead a human dog next to him slowly grabbed him in his hand.

Although he was very unhappy with this guy who cut in line - weak body, typical gigolo, this guy, even if he had a magical weapon in his hand, would probably be caught by some female boss or a cross-dressing boss and taken away to be his mistress.

But at that time, the others were reluctant to reach out, so this conscious two-handed sword could only follow the plan and prepare to control this pretty boy.

Be a concubine so be it, it’s better than being thrown on the ground and eating dirt.

The moment Ivan grabbed the hilt of the sword, the consciousness of the artifact, with an extremely strong frosty breath, poured into the other party's fingers, ready to capture the man's consciousness.

As a result, when it hits the door of consciousness, I am suddenly confused.

Ivan's main consciousness was frozen unconscious, but his subconscious mind was guarding the national border.

The artifact consciousness that was just fantasizing about whether or not he should practice the Eighteen Styles of Euler was torn into pieces in one encounter and was "eaten" by someone's subconscious mind.

The contented subconscious burped, very satisfied with this pure delicacy, and just like before, it fed back the acquired abilities to the conscious subject - when someone was unaware, they gained a passive skill: immunity to ice.

So Kong'er looked at Ivan again, who took the ice element attack head-on without dodging or evading. He felt that his duel plan was gradually becoming a distant prospect.

When we were reading the story about Water Alvin and a certain artifact, the patrol team, which Lian called the perverted duo, encountered a super-large ice elemental variant that had just crossed the pit corridor and was about to enter the gray haze forest.

To be precise, as soon as Alvin walked out of the north side of the gray haze forest, he bumped into the big feet of this oversized frost giant-looking elemental...

At this moment, the three intelligent creatures present were stunned.

Kong Er was sighing that it was really abnormal for a human to be able to withstand the attack of an elemental being without turning into a freeze-dried body;

The frost giant elemental was wondering what was stuck to his feet;

Ivan shouted with full energy:

“Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Attack on Titan!"

……

When Xiling received the urgent message from Philothir, the half-elf lady was completely panicked.

Ivan and Kong'er encountered a super giant ice elemental that was a hundred feet tall.

Although the team led by Todd had fought against super-giant elementals during the cruise, that twenty-foot "little guy" and this ten-story-high monster were simply not in the same league.

With just those few moves of Ivan's, let alone knocking down the opponent, even escaping might be a problem.

Xiling quickly quickened her pace and ran towards Ivan from the East 3 area she was in charge of.

Ariella, who was following behind, could hardly keep up.

While running, she sent the magic signal in her hand towards the direction of the base - she and Ariella alone would have no chance of holding back such a monster, she needed the support of the cult.

Like Xiling, Lian, who was patrolling in West District 1, also ran over.

Of course, she did not receive any magical communication from Philothir, but she had actually seen the terrifyingly tall frost giant.