I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

Alvin looked at the small branch that was blocked by Lian with one hand, not quite understanding the current situation.

Just now, he was chatting with the old skeleton, and the orc girl with small fangs walked up behind him, said "waaah" in a low voice, and rushed over.

Before Alvin could react, a short figure suddenly jumped out from the side and reached out to grab the weapon that the orc girl was waving at Alvin - a small branch that was not even as thick as a finger.

The old skeleton Rillifane stood up from the ground, brushed the dust off his robe with his bony palms, looked at the little orc girl, and tilted his head to look at Ivan.

“You messed with the orc girl again?

Tsk tsk tsk, do you, a human boy, have dragon blood? Why do you like to provoke people everywhere without distinguishing between races?"

The orc girl who was named looked at the tall and thin figure who suddenly turned around, with a white robe, an equally white skeleton, and soul flames flickering in his eyes.

"ah!!!!

Undead!!!"

The girl, who had finally mustered up the courage to attack the pervert as instructed by the goddess, fainted again.

Because of her previous fainting spell, the girl missed her meeting with Rillifane, the first time she saw the unremarkable former nature god.

Lian looked at the twig in her hand, then looked at Ivan and sighed helplessly.

"Another ignorant girl has been harmed by a pervert."

The very young adult sighed a few times and clenched his little fists until they made a crackling sound.

……

Ivan returned to his cabin, buried himself in the animal skin mat, and looked at the glowing moss on the wall boredly.

Who did I offend?

Lian, this unscrupulous little girl, suddenly jumped out to block the knife for herself, which was quite touching;

But why did you turn around and beat me up after blocking the branches?

Not only do you beat me up, you also have to keep muttering nonsense like 'Sure enough, perverts like orcs', 'Public enemy of all female creatures', 'What should I do in the future', etc.

Didn’t you know that Senna, who was responsible for spreading the rumor, was right next to you with her eyes shining...

After casting several healing spells, tired Alvin fell into a sweet dream.

Due to the addition of orcs, Xiling made some adjustments to the living area.

The oak trees originally allocated to the newlyweds have been transformed into nearly a hundred tree hole cabins.

Irwin was also one of the newcomers, so his oak tree was not spared.

However, considering the special nature of the pervert, there is currently no one living in his head.

At this time, a sneaky figure moved towards Ivan's room upstairs.

She stumbled and stumbled with "agile" movements, and climbed into the wooden door of the tree hole in a very unprofessional manner.

"Ms. Morgan, is this okay?"

After communicating with the gods who favored her in her mind for a while, Luna Wilderness lay on the floor on the second floor of the tree hole as requested by the orc goddess.

Because no one was living on this floor, the entire cabin was empty, without even the basic amenities like leather mats and luminous moss.

The cool floor made Luna shiver.

But she didn't feel how uncomfortable the low temperature was.

Compared to the tents in the wilderness tribe that started to leak as soon as the north wind blew, these tree holes were already very comfortable - of course, he would rather go back to the tree hole that had just been assigned to him.

As a wasteland orc with many brothers and sisters, this was the first time since I was a child that I had an independent room. The druids even used magic to "grow" a bed in it...

Even the patriarch's tent didn't have anything like a bed.

There were glowing plants growing on the walls that felt soft to the touch; a pretty human sister also gave me a fluffy blanket.

Thinking of the soft feel of the blanket, Luna decided that she had to quickly complete the goddess's task and return to her own little room.

"Ms. Morgan, what should I do next?"

"Don't move - just lie here - it will be fine in a moment - eh -"

Ms. Morgan's voice seemed a little strange, as if she was busy with something...

Luna pressed the side of her face to the floor and changed to a more comfortable position.

Ivan downstairs had already entered a deep sleep. If any professionals on the blue planet observed carefully, they would find that this exhausted human reached the rapid eye movement stage of sleep in less than ten minutes - in plain language, this stage is called dreaming.

Ivan's main consciousness is now as calm as a stagnant pool of water, but his subconscious mind - dreams are the world of the subconscious mind, and that guy is having a lot of fun now.

"What kind of strange human being is this? There are so many messed up things in his dreams?"

"Pervert! Pervert Alvin!

Last time you left in the middle of our conversation, let’s move on to talking about ecology… eh?”

"What kind of weird power do you have that can restrict the consciousness of a god?"

"I'm warning you, don't mess around!

Although I don't have much power now, I can still electrocute you to death!"

"Eh? Wait...what are you going to do..."

……

It is said that human subconsciousness is the most primitive and true embodiment of character.

Without the ability to hide desires like the explicit consciousness, and without the constraints of any moral laws, the human subconscious is the true embodiment of seeking and avoiding benefits and harms.

In Blue Star’s early psychiatric treatment, research and analysis of the subconscious mind was a very important means.

Ms. Morgan allowed her favored ones to join the North District Cult, actually just wanting to have the ability to observe Ivan's behavior at any time.

After all, if there is no one around that pervert chanting his divine name, or no one knows how to perform the orc sacrificial dance, I'm afraid I won't be able to talk to this human.

Since the last time, the short half-elf, who found that the "Orc Strength Training" had no effect at all, never danced a sacrificial dance again.

This also gave Morgan no chance to ask about the purpose of those pipes and breeding magic.

For Ms. Morgan, the design of the ecological agricultural garden in the residence is so mysterious that it makes this goddess feel like a hundred cats are scratching her heart.

Those ponds that were paved with pipes above formed a simple ecological cycle, which was not important to the goddess of agriculture - she was not so concerned about the balance of nature;

But this is an agricultural technology that I have never seen before.

There are also cultivation methods that allow crops to grow without the need for soil.

Morgan had only seen chewing potatoes on the shelves in the wilderness tribe, but he didn't expect that here, raspberries, corn and all kinds of vegetables were grown in this way.

Except for a few acres of winter wheat still growing obediently in the soil - let's just say that those wheat grows in winter, which is not a new technology;

But what does it mean that wheat ears have started to grow out of the soil in a short while? It has only been a few days?

A goddess, full of curiosity, could only command her favored one Luna to approach a certain pervert, and use this little Luna, who had not yet taken office, as a bridge to communicate with Ivan.

However, after Morgan entered Ivan's subconscious, his whole mind became completely messed up.