I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

When the first rays of morning sunshine greeted the North District Mission's headquarters, the druids got up early. This was the last sunny day before the arrival of deep winter wind and snow.

They will take advantage of this time to take care of the wheat that can grow in winter, the two acres of soilless vegetables, and the sweet potato rhizomes suspended above the fish pond.

A quarter of the planting land has been converted into fish ponds, where several different species of fish fry have been stocked, and algae suitable for the harsh northern climate are planted at the bottom to ensure species diversity.

Thanks to the cultivation and iteration of chewing potatoes by the orcs in the wasteland for thousands of years, this plant, like the blue star yam, is very cold-resistant and can grow tenaciously even in the deep winter with wind and snow.

It’s just that the maturity period has increased from one month to two months.

The druids, who were finally persuaded to try the new interpretation of the doctrine, looked at the results of their labor with great satisfaction.

As guardians of the natural balance, druids are well-informed about the habits of plants and animals.

These crops, which have been divided into isolation zones and improved at the seed stage, are difficult to grow in the haze forest outside the base.

It can be said that the [Breeding] contributed by the great god Rillifane is a divine spell specially developed for druids.

However, what satisfied the druids the most was not this, but the three-dimensional plantings arranged in several layers on the flat ground like terraces, and the chewing potatoes suspended above the fish pond.

These crops can actually survive without relying on soil. Some druids who have trained [Nature Empathy] to great proficiency can even feel the satisfaction coming from the plants.

The sense of satisfaction means that the yield of these soil-free crops will be higher than those grown in ordinary soil.

If nothing unexpected happens, you can taste the winter wheat and chewing potatoes produced in the base before winter comes, which is a happy thing for most druids.

After all, who would want to chase after a little squirrel with a smug look on their face, looking for the melon seed shells it hides in its cheeks?

The key point is that even if you squeeze the little squirrel's cheeks clean, it still can't feed the moon elf who eats the least!

Therefore, as long as the garrison can be self-sufficient in food, everyone can stand up straight and say to the little squirrel when they meet him:

Just keep the food in your cheeks for yourself. We are full and don't need your extravagance.

Just as the druids finished their work, Alvin came strolling over with two panda eyes.

He looked at the completed ecological agricultural system with a confused yet wise expression, and said to the old skeleton Rillifen behind him:

"You should just figure it out here. Look, cycle, balance, or something else. There are many truths in this."

After saying that, he turned around and walked back with a loud yawn.

However, as if there was no intention to give Alvin a chance to take a nap, a thunderous roar came from outside the city wall of the garrison.

"Humans up there! Do you have a pervert named Ivan?"

Il, who was on duty, pondered for a moment and answered loudly:

"Yes, Alvin is quite perverted, and we all know it!

But who are you?

I remember that the wasteland orc who was in charge of contacting us didn't look like you!"

When Alvin heard this, he immediately became unhappy.

He was no longer sleepy and got up in a rage. He summoned a short stick from his hand and quickly ran up the city wall in two steps instead of three. He hit Il with the kidney-killing stick skillfully.

Then, ignoring the defense captain who was screaming and limp on the ground, he glanced at Konger, who was leading a group of twenty or so young orcs under the city wall, and turned back to shout in the direction of Xiling.

"Xi Ling! Miss Xi Ling!

The orcs the priest wanted have arrived! They are all virgins!"

……

Because of a certain abnormal human who was grumpy when waking up, this group of little beastmen who were barely considered adults were frightened.

Although none of them had ever been to the Northern District Cult, or this group of orcs had even set foot in the Northwest Wasteland for the first time;

However, Ironhead, the loudmouth of the Wasteland Tribe, once said that there was a human pervert among the Druids who was very scary.

If a girl is glared at by him, there is a high probability that she will need to undergo a reflex test. If the test fails, she will immediately become pregnant, and even the undead are not immune;

If it was a male orc... this would be the scariest part. That human wouldn't even let go of males. Once upon a time, Kong Er Wasteland was...

So when they set out in the early morning, the little orcs looked at Kong Er with eyes full of pity.

Now, this group of shivering little orcs were huddled in a corner of the Oak Hall, looking with horror at Ivan who was dozing off at the other end of the long table.

Suddenly, this horrible human pervert opened his eyes.

There was a murderous gleam in his eyes as he looked at every orc, and finally stopped at a little orc girl hiding in the front.

This was the first time that Blue Star Wasteful had seen a young orc woman. He had seen how fierce orc women were before in the wilderness tribe.

Those aunts had almost invisible fangs and dark brown skin. Their behavior was basically the same as the fierce aunts in the Blue Star era, so Alvin didn't pay much attention to the appearance of the female orcs.

Only now, when this group of female orcs who had not gained weight and were not fierce stood in front of him, did Ivan realize that he had made the mistake of stereotyping again -

Who says that female orcs all have thick legs, broad waists and big muscles? Aren’t these all good looking?

Their looks and figures are much better than the greenskins or Mag'har in "Somewhere World".

The body is slender, and the exposed muscle lines appear very well-proportioned; the fangs are not turned outward, but there are a few small canine teeth that are faintly visible...

No wonder some perverted humans in Huiyao City would get along with orcs... cough cough, stop thinking about it...

The young female orc, who had been stared at by him for a long time, now had cold sweat on her forehead and her body was shaking uncontrollably.

She tried to concentrate so that she could pass the reflex test, even though she didn't know what a reflex test was.

This human is really scary. I used to think that Kong Er had been perverted... I didn't quite believe it;

But just now, under the city wall, I saw with my own eyes this male human holding a not-so-decent object and stabbing another male human;

Then, the stabbed human let out a terrible cry, just like the ones that the tribes in the wilderness made at night...

So, it is true that this human pervert will attack men...

Then if he looked at me and I got pregnant, I was probably...

In a flash, this pitiful orc girl with small fangs fainted with foam at the mouth.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!

Human pervert, what evil spell have you cast again! This is the future of our Wasteland Clan!

As the guardian of the future, I want to duel with you!

waaaaah!”