I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

Since the Wasteland Clan did not keep pigs in captivity, Ms. Morgan's oracle was suspended.

This made Alvin feel that it was far off the mark.

Are you so stingy? You are a god!

I didn't say anything bad, so why did this god get so angry that he even went so far as to issue a cross-dimensional wanted order.

My mind is now filled with “So you are such gods.”

In fact, it’s not really Alvin’s fault. The reaction of a certain orc goddess was indeed a bit excessive.

Although I can't read minds, I don't know what this kid is thinking.

But Broken Tooth, a loyal follower of Morgan and a diplomat of the Wasteland Clan, was by his side.

He also happened to call his name several times, which provided him with a very necessary opportunity to attach his spiritual thoughts.

So Morgan, who was curious and really wanted to gossip, quietly attached his spiritual thoughts to Broken Tooth.

As a result, the human boy opposite was raising his eyebrows and pouting, trying to manage his expression for a long time, but he didn't say a word.

Morgan was really waiting anxiously.

Just as she was about to withdraw her divine consciousness, the boy actually said, "Morgan is an orc, he should have thick legs, a wide waist and big muscles." This made Morgan, who ascended to godhood as a young girl, lose all her self-cultivation.

Originally, because of Lal, my first impression of this human was extremely bad.

Now, Morgan felt that the man was just making up stories about him in his mind, and he might have even used a lot of obscene words.

If Broken Tooth wasn't just a warrior, but if he was a priest or a shaman, Morgan's divine power would have hit Ivan.

……

The human pervert who was hated by a certain orc goddess finally pulled back the half-elf who was dancing the cramp dance with the orc children, and enjoyed a small-scale chewy potato feast in Broken Tooth's tent.

Unlike Lian, who was born and raised in another world, she was not too surprised to see any strange things;

Alvin looked at the giant yam in front of him, which was as thick as his thigh (his own) and as tall as a person, and he didn't know where to start.

Is this because it was overwatered by the nutrient solution Senna gave it...

Fortunately, the taste has not changed much, and it is still the orcs' unique cooking method of roasting the whole thing with the skin.

"Human boy, I heard that you used only fifty people to block the attack of more than a thousand fallen elves?"

"It's a total annihilation! Big Broken Tooth! Total annihilation! Only a few were allowed to escape!"

Alvin looked at Lian, who was chewing a potato and not forgetting to interrupt, and guessed that this was the origin of the "rumor" about broken teeth.

"Yes Yes."

While casually responding to Lian who was eating indiscriminately, Broken Tooth continued to look at Ivan, waiting for the answer from this human boy.

"That's right. We formulated pre-emptive blocking tactics and city defense tactics, and consumed a lot of Fallen in advance. But I don't know how we won in the end... I was sleeping at that time..."

"Oh--"

Having heard the real version of Broken Teeth from Lian's mouth, he turned his head and whispered to Lian:

"Sure enough, he doesn't remember anything..."

Lian's mouth was full of chewy potatoes. She freed one hand to point at Ivan, then pointed at her own temple, making a gesture as if some pervert had lost his brain.

Duan Ya looked at Ivan with a look of amazement and pity, as if he was looking at a patient with advanced brain cancer.

"Hey, hey, hey, I'm still here!

Could you please be more subtle with your gestures?"

Compared to the "joyful" atmosphere inside the tent, it is now covered with ice and snow outside the tent.

Tietou rubbed his hands, blowing hot air on them from time to time so that his fingers, which he used to count, would not get frozen.

Because it was winter, night came much earlier than before. Duan Ya arranged for Tietou to prepare several carts of chewy potatoes, ready to set out tomorrow and follow Ivan to deliver them to the druid neighbors.

On the north side of the wilderness tribe, a figure had just returned from the wilderness and was running hurriedly towards Broken Tooth's tent.

The figure, which was smaller than that of an ordinary orc, was extremely fast and knocked Tietou, who was counting chewing potatoes next to a flatbed cart, off balance.

"Ah, it hurts!

Why are you running so fast? Don't bump into people if you're wearing heavy armor..."

"It's an emergency! Where's my teacher?"

"Ah... in his tent, eh? Wait..."

Before he could finish his words, the young orc who had just returned to the tribe pulled open the curtain of Broken Tooth Wasteland's tent, rushed in and started shouting.

"Teacher, teacher!

The pit corridor in the north appeared - Oh my god! Why is this human pervert here?

You've come just in time! For the glory of the orcs, I want to duel with you!

Waaaaaaah!”

Ivan, who was carefully tasting the chewing potato, was frightened by an orc who suddenly rushed towards him. He hurriedly held the chewing potato to try to block the long wooden stick that was attacking him.

The result is predictable. The soft and tender chewy potato was smashed into pieces. In order to prevent himself from being hit in the face by the stick, a pink ball began to appear in the hand of a human.

Broken Tooth narrowed his eyes. The human boy's new magic made his intuition send out a crisis signal. The foreign affairs elder didn't want his little apprentice to disappear inexplicably.

He stood up quickly, stretched out his strong arms, grabbed the two men by the scruff of the neck with one hand each and lifted them up in the air.

“Stop it, Kong Er!

Ivan is the distinguished guest of the Wasteland Tribe today, so you have to find another time to duel with him."

After confirming that neither of them intended to continue attacking, he released his hands and handed a bowl of steaming soup to the two-dimensional orc who had just run back from the snow and ice.

"Slow down for a moment. What did you say happened to the pit corridor?"

The orc stared at Ivan with a wary face, drank a mouthful of hot soup, calmed down a little, then looked at his teacher seriously and spoke.

"I don't know what happened, but the pit corridor is full of crazy ice elemental creatures. I saw at least several hundred of them!

They bite each other without distinguishing between friend and foe, and the victor will devour the body of the loser to become stronger and bigger;

Some already very large ice elemental creatures have begun to roam the area south of the pit corridor;

I fought one of them that was ten feet tall, it was very strong..."

"Ice elemental creatures? How come there are so many of these monsters that haven't been seen in years?

I have to find the chieftain as soon as possible, you...

Forget it, Kong Er, you should come with me. My tent can’t stand the mess you two are making.”

……

Looking at Lian, who was imitating the cramp dance in the tent after eating, Ivan leaned sleepily on a fur cushion.

Although the task of borrowing grain was completed smoothly, from "borrowing" to "taking", but the fantasy about the gods was spinning in his mind, making him a little uneasy.

It's not just the insecurity of being spied on, but there seems to be an inexplicable threat looming around me.

That’s right, it was this person’s super computing subconscious that discovered something was wrong.

As an outsider, a professional who cannot sense God, a druid who can release arcane magic...

No matter which point it is, God will catch me and slice me up like a guinea pig.

Unfortunately, Alvin was very sober at the moment and his subconscious did not surface.

After all, the loli with cramps looked so weird. Her short body and weird dance steps made Alvin very happy to watch.

Just as Alvin was enjoying the half-elf's shaman dance, a voice suddenly came from behind his head.

"Hey, that pervert?

Eh... can't you hear me? Hello?

Ha! He really heard it! He's still turning his head!

Don't look at me, you pervert! I'm talking about you!"