I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

"Abnormal! Abnormal! Abnormal!"

Lian, who was very angry, was holding her sister's hardwood stick and waving it around like crazy.

The little girl closed her eyes tightly, as if she would see something dirty if she opened them.

Xiling, still wrapped tightly in her cloak, stood a little distance away, rubbing her temples helplessly.

As for Alvin, well, he also closed his eyes.

The new druid, who was still on probation, was lying on his back with a huge bump on his head, and was dying.

Generally speaking, druids are also clergymen, but their professional positioning is more special than that of priests.

But no matter what, new learners usually have to start by learning the doctrines.

But the teaching order for Ivan is a little different. Priest Bol assigns his favorite student, the half-elf Xiling, to directly strengthen Ivan and learn divine arts.

As for why Bol was so anxious to cancel the basic course for Ivan, on the one hand, this middle-aged uncle who had hypnotized himself many times did not think that a person favored by God needed to learn any doctrine.

Everyone learns doctrine in order to be able to cast divine spells. Those favored by gods are favored by gods anyway, so they are born with the ability to cast divine spells.

On the other hand, and the most urgent reason, we have to start with the North District Church.

……

The full name of the Northern District Cult is the Druid Cult in the Northern Area of ​​the Gray Haze Forest.

The haze forest is very vast. The entire forest looks like the territory of a country in South America on the blue planet, forming a narrow gray-green zone from south to north.

A 100-meter-wide turbulent river cuts the haze forest in half, dividing it into the south and north sides.

In the gray haze forest on the south side, the druids don't have much work to do—

To the east of the south is the endless Moon Sea, which is nothing but water.

Occasionally taking care of stranded turtles, basking in the sun, fishing and playing in the sand every day, the druids in the South District don't have to worry about what happens in the sea;

To the south-west is an endless stretch of mountains.

The mountain is inhabited by an uncivilized tribe of wild giants who love to eat people; the cave is inhabited by a large number of dwarves who love to mine.

Logically speaking, there is no conflict in the living space of the two races, one living on the mountain and the other living inside the mountain.

But unfortunately, the racial hatred between these two simple-minded and muscular people is almost engraved in their genes.

Therefore, the two races on the south-west side basically start fighting each other as soon as they meet. They fight each other all day long and have no time to explore the gray haze forest where there are no mines to mine and no people to eat.

Compared with the comfort of the Southern District Sect, the environment of the Northern District Sect can be described as hell mode.

To the southwest is Huiyao City, where Alvin had committed a crime before, and it is also the border of a super empire with humans as the main population.

The rulers of Huiyao City are a group of noble lords who have been passed down from an unknown era, and they always stage a game of thrones.

As mentioned before, the defeated ones were thrown into the gray haze forest.

The northwest is the territory of the wasteland orcs.

The orcs here are not the cute little creatures with furry ears. Instead, they are war machines that are at least two meters tall, have muscular bodies, protruding fangs, and are not stupid.

When it comes to the autumn harvest every year, these powerful looters don’t care about the ecological balance. Both Huiyao City and the Haze Forest are their targets of looting.

The east side is even more difficult to deal with - the entire east side is the elves' territory.

It is said that the elves are beautiful, elegant and peace-loving, but the natives know that their elegance and peace are only for the people they respect.

As for who the elves look up to?

How to say it, anyway, in their eyes, more than 90% of the races in the main material plane are dirty barbarians.

Moreover, a major event happened to the elves in recent years, but we will not mention that for now.

As for the north, that is the territory of giants and dragons: the two most dangerous creatures on the continent - fortunately, they are also the most homely creatures, so you can only stay away from them.

Therefore, in addition to taking care of the ecosystem of the Haze Forest, the North District Cult also has to constantly maneuver among these forces, trying to survive in the cracks.

I negotiated with the orcs in the wasteland and they agreed not to attack me this fall. Now I have to go to the elves to conduct diplomacy and deal with those political guys in Huiyao City.

Since one of us didn’t reach an agreement, let’s have a fight.

Therefore, the number of druids in the Northern District Order has never increased, and now there are only about thirty people.

The new recruits that were finally added were either killed in battles big or small;

Or they are used to the comfortable life in other jurisdictions and can't stand it after a few days, so they clamor to be transferred back to their original place.

This is why, as soon as the head priest found out that Evan had some talent as a druid, he forced him to join the group.

The Northern District Cult is really short of people, especially a talented druid who knows how to analyze doctrines, has a sharp brain, can cast spells instantly, and has extraordinary talent.

Originally, a newly joined apprentice druid needed to study the doctrine, plant trees and feed birds first, and feel the power of nature.

But considering that it was already late autumn and the relations with the wasteland orcs and Huiyao City were beginning to become somewhat tense, there was no thought at all about spending time for Alvin to study doctrine, plant trees, feed birds, and feel the power of nature.

So Bol directly threw Ivan to Xiling for training in the divine arts course.

But Lian, who is not very proud but has a big heart, insists on pestering her sister to be Xiling's assistant.

It feels like treating this "pervert" Alvin as a rare animal.

In fact, in the little girl's opinion, those who can cast druid spells are powerful characters like the priest and her sister who are "upright" and "gentlemen";

It was obvious that Alvin was not a good person. Although he had changed his previous "playboy" clothes into the gray-brown robe commonly worn by druids, his perverted temperament could not be changed.

How could a pervert gain recognition from Mielikki or other nature gods and become a druid?

I guess it was just like what other sisters in the camp said, the chief was blinded by the masculine beauty of this human being and made such a wrong judgment.

So she had to help the priest keep an eye on things, and also help her sister guard against wolves, that's what the little girl thought.

As it turned out, Alvin really had no talent for learning divine arts. The more he concentrated on memorizing the spells, the more confused he became.

This made the little girl who came over to "see the perversion" very happy. She circled around Alvin and taunted him in both Elvish and Common (the language of humans and some races mixed with humans).

Alvin, who was already distracted and unable to grasp the main point, was further annoyed by the little girl's chattering.

Then he saw that the little girl had a sore mouth due to drinking too much broth in the past few days, so he directly used [Treat Minor Injury] on her.

Lian, a young girl who is only fifteen or sixteen years old in human age, squeezed her legs together uncontrollably in front of her sister and made shameful screams.

So, the scene at the beginning appeared.