I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

Although he heard from Philothir that some Fallen would retain their professional skills, Ivan thought that at most they would be empty-handed warriors, or spellcasters who couldn't recite spells, and who fought with their fingernails and teeth.

Alvin had never expected to see a Fallen with a weapon like this.

Looking at the fallen elf that suddenly rushed in front of him, Alvin was stunned and didn't react.

It’s not that Alvin was frightened, but that his body’s reaction couldn’t keep up with the other person’s movements.

For Alvin, the speed of this fallen elf was too fast.

As an elf warrior, he will definitely go the agile route.

Just as the heavy sword was slashing down at Ivan from top to bottom, Lian raised her round shield and pushed the stunned human away with her shoulder.

The broad heavy sword smashed into the small round shield with unstoppable force, splitting the light shield, which was not very thick, into two halves.

For a moment, wood chips flew everywhere, and the little girl was knocked back by the swift blow and fell to the ground motionless.

Alvin, who was pushed away, was completely confused.

Although Lian's mouth was indeed disgusting, it didn't mean that Ivan had any ill feelings towards her.

Seeing this little guy, who had a bad relationship with him, fall to the ground and his life or death was unknown in order to save him, Ivan's eyes suddenly turned red.

This was his friend, the first friend who came into this world and was willing to talk to him, the friend who was willing to play with him in the dark forest full of the smell of compost, the friend who saw him and Xiling getting closer and shouted "Sister, be careful of perverts",

She is a half-elf girl who is not yet an adult...

In less than a second, Ivan was overwhelmed by anger, and there was only one thought in his mind -

Cut off this fallen one's head!

Ivan's hands imperceptibly moved into an offensive posture, and his toes turned in a direction suitable for exerting force.

If Kong Er Huang Yuan were here, he would definitely shout:

Holy shit! Isn't this the opening move I used last time when I dueled with a drunkard?

Ivan gradually lost his mind and entered a mysterious state.

His main consciousness was going berserk, which gave his subconscious mind more room to intervene.

Some skills that I learned inexplicably but basically never used were blended together at this time and gradually became integrated.

As a result, the demented and frantic main consciousness gradually retreated to the sidelines, and the powerful subconscious began to surface;

A perverted human with extremely poor physical fitness and strong combat awareness appeared.

Ivan arched his body, using the strength of his waist, abdomen and legs to bounce in front of the Fallen Elf Swordsman, face to face with the other's mouth full of blood.

He used his shoulder to block the opponent's arm that was swinging down with the heavy sword;

At the same time, the short stick in his left hand spun back and hit the opponent's elbow. According to Lan Xing, this hit the tendon of the opponent's arm.

The right hand used the short stick like a dagger and stabbed the end of the fallen elf's ribs.

This quick combo directly knocked the Fallen One's weapon out of his hand; at the same time, his entire body shrank up like a shrimp.

It can be said that it perfectly avoided Ivan's physical defects and hit every weakness of the opponent.

Of course, this can only be used against this kind of slender elf warrior.

If faced with a muscular man like Broken Tooth with thick skin and flesh, the other party probably wouldn't even blink an eye.

Ivan's attack is not over yet.

While the Fallen was bending down, Alvin dispersed the magic stick he had summoned.

He turned his body to the left, stretched out his hands to steadily catch the heavy sword that was falling to the ground, and like a baseball player on Blue Star, with a beautiful arc, Ivan slashed at the neck of the Fallen.

Unfortunately, this good-for-nothing young man from Blue Star who traveled through time and space failed miserably in finding a good-for-nothing body of a dandy knight.

The beheading attack was too weak and did not succeed.

The heavy sword chopped into the opponent's neck and got stuck on the cervical vertebra.

Without hesitation, Alvin stretched his hands to the side, dragged the huge two-handed sword, and cut the throat of the fallen elf.

The Fallen, who was essentially still a living being, now lost all his strength, slid limply to the ground, and began to twitch unconsciously.

Seeing his target fall to the ground, Ivan's subconscious mind faithfully implemented the idea of ​​his main consciousness: beheading...

So, little Lian, who had just woken up from holding her breath,

He watched as this human pervert, who was usually bullied by him to the point of not daring to fight back, was chopping the head of the elf lying on the ground one by one. His technique was quite unskilled and blood was splattering everywhere.

This crude technique is so similar to that of my sister who specializes in magic and rarely trains in weapons...

It was not until the head was sawed into pieces that a certain human pervert raised his head. He looked at Lian expressionlessly at first, and his empty eyes made the little girl feel creepy;

Then, the pervert smiled at Lian in a very perverted way and fainted on the ground.

For a moment, the forest was unusually quiet, with only the occasional weak roars from the Fallen Ones bound in tortoise shells.

……

"Wake up! Hey! Wake up!"

Feeling a burning pain on his face, Alvin woke up from his coma.

"Clap-pop-pop-"

Little half-elf Lianne was slapping herself wildly.

"stop!"

"Snapped!"

“Stop, stop, stop! Stop it!

I'm awake!"

"Ah! Sorry, sorry, your eyes were closed, I thought..."

"Don't you know why I can't open my eyes?"

Ivan narrowed his eyes slightly and touched his face with his hand.

Hiss——There is not a single good spot. This girl must have done it on purpose...

He slapped a few healing spells on himself while looking around.

This should be a cave, the environment is even darker and more humid than the haze forest.

Lian built a fire in the middle of the cave, on which was placed a large amount of dried meat, which was sizzling.

The entrance to the cave was tightly covered by some plants. The girl must have been afraid that the light would attract wild beasts and fallen elves, so she used [Tree Shaping] to seal it up.

The short half-elf Lian sat beside him, breathing on the hand that had just fanned her, while the other hand hung limply by her side.

Ivan, who originally wanted to say something sarcastic, couldn't help but feel his eyes getting hot again when he saw Lian like this.

"I say, Lian, you really dislike me, so why did you just..."

"Tsk, you pervert! If my sister hadn't asked me to take good care of you, I wouldn't have bothered to save you!"

Well, this girl not only loves to spread rumors, but is also a tsundere.

"Why don't you let me treat you."

Ivan said this very sincerely.

"No! Don't cast that perverted spell of yours on me!

Besides, your two low-level spells can't heal fractures at all. Fortunately, I learned the three-ring magic [Healing Moderate Injuries] a few days ago..."

After saying that, he began to chant the spell by himself.

Having lost the strength in her left arm, the girl used her right hand to fiddle with the position of her left hand, stubbornly trying to get into the correct casting stance.

Unfortunately, she failed several times in a row, and the pain from fiddling with her left arm made the little girl break out in a cold sweat.

Ivan looked at the stubborn little girl.

The girl looked particularly lovely in the light of the flickering bonfire.

Both sisters have this kind of personality. They are extremely warm-hearted inside, but appear to be very distant from others.

It’s just that one is a cold and ruthless young lady, and the other is a ferocious little loli.

Through Lian's delicate facial features, Ivan's hazy eyes seemed to outline Xiling's appearance.

I really wonder what kind of face is underneath that hood.

Logically speaking, since the younger sister is so delicate and beautiful, the older sister should be even prettier...

In a trance, Ivan seemed to see the beautiful Xiling, the adult version of Lian, and a - huh? Is this [Treatment of Moderate Injuries]?

Unable to bear watching Xiao Lian continue to torture herself like this, a strong white light flashed on Ivan's palm.

"Pervert! What are you doing!

Don’t come over here, I’m warning you, I can beat ten of them with one hand!

Go away, pervert! Take your hands off me!

Don’t…mmm…ah…oh…wuwuwuwuwu…”