I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

Ivan stood outside Xiling's room with a sad face.

This was the eldest half-elf lady, and she had not spoken to him for the third day.

Before, Lian could still help him with assists - although most of the time it would have the opposite effect.

But this time, even Lian couldn't knock on Xiling's door.

This made Alvin very worried.

Just as he was struggling over whether to find a way to trick Lian into breaking open the door, his mind sensed a violent fluctuation coming from the kingdom of God.

Alvin's heart tightened and he quickly sank his consciousness into the kingdom of God.

In order to satisfy his own aesthetic taste, Alvin made a signal tower in the center of the kingdom of God - of course, someone's technique was too rough, and the final shape looked like a pair of forked pants picked out on a giant bamboo pole.

Now, countless new channels of faith are connected to the signal tower.

And it is increasing at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"How did you do this..."

Alvin widened his eyes in disbelief as he looked at the spectacular scene before him.

Nordman, who was swiping his fingers across the tablet, suddenly appeared behind Ivan.

"Sir Ivan, you certainly can't imagine how powerful the missionary ability of those bards is..."

"Preach?"

Ivan was a little confused.

This was not part of the planned task yesterday.

According to the description of Old Skeleton Rillifane, the teachings of the original gods were not first written by the gods and then distributed to believers;

It's the exact opposite operation.

The mortal creatures in the main plane first learned about the existence of the original gods, and then spread the legends of the gods.

Since then, the greatest, most exciting and most memorable part of the story has been summarized into the doctrine of the original gods -

To be precise, it should be called a label.

For example, the awkward student Corellon, his core job is creation.

The only thing this great man created was the lawn outside the Elven Kingdom - oh, and his children like Eilistraee.

During the time of the High Elves, those proud fellows passed down a story from mouth to mouth.

They say that the elves of the main plane were born from the spit of Corellon...

Over time, the rumor that Corellon was the creator of the entire elven race turned into legend.

Corellon's divine power also has creative attributes.

Most of the doctrines of original gods come from this.

Because of the believers' belief, it becomes reality.

And now, the thing that made Alvin most panic finally happened.

"I'm telling you, we can't let those bards have free rein!"

Alvin pulled out a thumb-thick faith channel with great difficulty and listened carefully to the sound inside.

In less than a second, he inserted it back with a dark face.

Nordman didn't care.

"Sir Ivan, I think that apart from some people's belief that you like men... I mean this kind of fabricated belief, the other prayers are not very biased.

For example, the conqueror of a beautiful goddess, the master who popularized new ways of playing to mortals, the man who didn't even let go of stones...

Things like this are of great help in strengthening the faith of the Kingdom of God."

"help?"

A certain useless young man from Blue Star suddenly became furious.

“How can this help?

Help me become the God of Perversion..."

Nordman next to him blinked in surprise, and Ivan read the meaning of "Isn't it?" from the eyes of this heroic spirit.

A feeling of frustration rose in his heart, and Alvin collapsed to the ground powerlessly.

At this moment, a thick channel that was much larger than the other filaments plunged into the top of the signal tower, scaring Ruiwo, who was smiling obscenely next to him, and made him shudder.

"A convert... is he still a devout believer?!"

He shouted out in disbelief, and the pitch of his voice changed several octaves.

Generally speaking, devout believers are characters that only appear after the gods have worked hard for at least thousands of years.

After all, faith is something that requires a long enough time to incubate.

It is almost impossible for believers who have just converted to another faith to become devout believers.

Even if the gods bring you back to life before you die, you will observe for a few days to see if the gods want to get something from you.

But Ivan doesn't seem to have done anything serious these days...

Ruiwo's face began to look a little ugly. No matter how the devout believers appeared, this faith channel was more than ten times thicker than his own...

He carefully opened the tablet in his hand and checked the information of this channel.

[I am willing to dedicate everything in my life to Ivan, no matter if he is righteous or evil, innocent or perverted...]

The prayer started out fine, but by the end it started to feel a little weird.

It's like... it's like the way an ex-girlfriend of mine talks when she's angry.

River glanced at Nordman not far away.

He shuddered uncontrollably, then quickly reached the end of the prayer.

[May Alvin achieve everything he wants in his heart——Xi Ling. 】

River showed a look of understanding and raised his eyebrows at Ivan, which made Ivan confused.

……

When Xiling pushed open the door, Alvin had been standing there for almost a whole day.

He didn't even wait for the half-elf to open the door completely before he rushed over and hugged Xiling tightly in his arms.

"I'm sorry, I thought you were mad at me..."

Ivan's voice was uneasy.

He also saw the information transmitted through the thick channel.

Xiling in his arms didn't say anything, but just quietly enjoyed the embrace of this human.

After a long while, Xiling, who was almost unable to breathe, struggled to pull her head out of Ivan's arms.

"Evan, what kind of relationship do we have now...

You know, I still have the divine power that Grandpa Corellon gave me in my body. Normally, I have become your subordinate god.

And you are my Lord God..."

Ivan lowered his head slightly and looked at the half-elf who was not much shorter than him. The color in his eyes became firm and brave.

All the timidity of those who have been single since birth disappeared in this moment.

It turns out that meeting the right person doesn’t require such a complicated process at all, everything just happens naturally.

He stared into Xiling's eyes and spoke in a soft but extremely clear voice.

"No, you are my goddess..."

Then, he slowly lowered his head.

In the low grass not far away, two furtive figures were lying on the ground, their four eyes flickering with blazing gossip.

"Kiss it! Kiss it!"

The frost giant girl shouted in a low voice with great excitement. Her body was a little too large, and only by staying completely close to the ground could her head be hidden by the grass.

Lian next to her had a complicated expression, but pretended to have known this would happen. She shook her head and sighed.

"Ah, my sister finally got the hand of my brother-in-law. They kissed so hard, I guess there will be a little half-elf soon...

I’m going to be an aunt…”