I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

Senna Morn was a girl born in a farmer's family in a small village outside Huiyao City.

Like all human children, Senna grew up listening to the adventurer stories told by her father and mother.

Therefore, since childhood, Senna has been full of curiosity and yearning for the "outside world".

Two years ago, when Archbishop Bol, who had just concluded the autumn negotiations in Huiyao City, was returning to the Gray Haze Forest, he unexpectedly bumped into this little girl who was not afraid of her scary appearance at all and had two curious big eyes flashing.

It is said that Boll saw the divine light in the little girl's eyes.

Uncle Bol, who always takes advantage of every opportunity to kill people, showed the little girl the power given by the goddess Mielikki - he summoned an extremely huge giant bear.

Thus, this ignorant little girl was abducted by Priest Bol - of course, with the consent of her parents, she joined the North District Order and learned the druidic doctrines and divine arts.

Perhaps because she often helped her family with farm work as a child, this little girl is particularly talented in spells in the field of planting and plants.

After a few years of "adventurer" life, this well-groomed little girl has become an excellent beginner druid, but her personality is a little...

Now the little girl is taking Ivan to see the raspberries she planted. Next to her is Lian, an uninvited, short half-elf girl whose mental age is about the same as Senna.

Two little girls were chattering and gossiping.

"So, he must have something going on with the Patriarch. Yesterday, the Patriarch tore his clothes into shreds and brought him into the room..."

"But my sister said that the priest's clothes were torn into pieces because of the transformation spell..."

"Sister Xiling must have been silenced by the headmaster..."

"He's really a pervert..."

"Yes, a pervert that even the headmaster can't resist..."

"Ah! My sister seems to be going to see him quite often recently..."

"Then you have to protect Sister Xiling. Don't forget that he's a pervert just because he's handsome..."

"No, no, I have to tell my sister to stay away from this pervert..."

Alvin followed the two little girls and felt very upset.

Do you think that when you talk in a quiet gray forest, no one can hear you?

Speak louder, or all this gossip will be spread back to the base!

I was wondering why everyone looked at me weirdly these past few days, it turns out the source of all the evil is here!

Just when they were thinking about whether to [treat minor injuries] for a little revenge, the three of them came to a clearing in the woods with dappled sunlight. A few solitary raspberry plants grew under the sunlight, looking particularly beautiful.

"Here it is.

I put a lot of effort into keeping these raspberry plants alive!"

Senna pointed to the low bushes full of red fruits, her face full of pride.

Unlike other raspberry plants in the Haze Forest, these raspberry plants are taken care of very carefully.

A support made of several small branches helps the raspberries grow towards the sunlight.

Alvin walked closer and observed carefully. He couldn't help but marvel at the agricultural level of the natives of this alien world.

It was also because of his original body's ignorance and Ivan's stereotype that this useless young man from Blue Star always believed that the production technology on the main material plane was backward and life was primitive and barbaric.

In fact, this misunderstanding is also a common problem among most time travelers.

In a world where civilization has been established for tens of thousands of years, even if the entire technology tree is focused on magic, how could it be possible that it lags too far behind the Blue Star civilization, which is at most ten thousand years old?

Senna took out the tools she carried with her and began to clean the rotten leaves on the ground, revealing the fertile black soil of the gray haze forest.

Then, wearing large gloves that were obviously not the right size, he poured some dark paste on the roots of the raspberries from the small basket he carried with him.

“Is this fertilizer?”

"Yes, these things are everywhere in the depressions outside the Haze Forest.

When I was in Hongshi Village (Senna’s hometown), my father and mother took care of Xiaomai in this way.”

The truth is revealed. The smell that makes my nose uncomfortable is indeed compost...

“Is there any fertilizer suitable for chewing potatoes?”

“Chew potatoes? We haven’t grown them before.

Moreover, each plant has different growth habits and requires different fertilizers;

There is also the proportion of rotten leaves and water in it..."

"Can you give me the right ratio based on my chewing habits?"

Senna stood up, and her little head, which was only a little taller than Lian, stood up high.

"Of course! These raspberries, the big horned potatoes in front, and the lettuce in the open space behind the base were all picked by me!"

Alvin looked at the smug little girl in front of him and touched her little head.

"Great! Next, I just need to find a way to purify the prepared fertilizer and make it into nutrient solution..."

For a moment, the air was suddenly quiet.

Senna, who was so smug just now and looked like she was going to praise me, pouted and ran towards Lian while crying.

“Woooooooooooooooooooo!

I was touched by a pervert!

"Woo woo woo! Lian, I'm not clean anymore!"

"You damn perverted human! I knew I couldn't let you be alone with a woman!"

"Eh? Ah? No—"

"Don't think you can do whatever you want just because you're handsome!"

"No - I just -"

"Ji Li Gu La Gu Ji Gu Ji!"

"Eh? Eh! Lian, calm down!"

On this sunny morning, Ivan, who had been injured since joining the Northern Druid Order, suffered further injuries.

……

After getting the raw materials for the nutrient solution, Ivan dragged his bruised body back to the base.

Xiling couldn't bear to watch it any longer. After she knew it was her sister who did it, she felt a little guilty and used the [Treat Minor Injury] on Ivan.

Feeling the warmth from the divine magic, Alvin couldn't help but sigh.

"Ms. Xiling is still someone who knows how to take care of people...hiss...your sister hits you really hard...hiss...

Miss Xiling, although you were a little harsh to me before,

But you are really a gentle and good girl...hiss..."

With a bang, Xiling's palm hit Ivan on the back of the head, knocking the mumbling human unconscious.

Gentle?

I don’t know what expression Xiling had under the hood. She stood up silently and prepared to return to her tree hole.

As if he had thought of something, he turned around and cast the healing spell on Alvin again.

Ivan fell unconscious on the mattress, his mouth moving slightly, looking very handsome and comfortable...

No! What was I thinking!

Xiling suddenly stood up and pushed the door open.