I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

When Alvin pushed the door open and walked out of the tree house the next day, holding his butt, he felt that the atmosphere in the station was very strange.

The female druids looked at him limping and gave a knowing smile that said "I understand".

Lian, in particular, is now hiding even further away.

However, when he saw Xiling coming over, he felt that there were still normal people in the camp.

It’s just that Xiling kept wearing a hood to cover her face, so Alvin didn’t see the eyes burning with gossip flames under the hood.

"Human! The headmaster asked me to take you to the assembly!"

It is still the same command sentence structure as before.

Alvin took steps with all his might and slowly approached Xiling.

There was no way. Relying on the only skill I had learned, [Treatment of Minor Injuries], even though I howled shamefully several times last night, I couldn't completely eliminate the local pain.

At most it can stop the bleeding.

After finally moving to the side of Miss 180, Ivan rubbed his butt and suddenly heard a low muttering coming from under the tightly covered hood.

"As expected, the most dangerous ones are the handsome perverts... They even didn't let the headmaster go..."

Perverted Jazz Alvin only felt that he was damaged both physically and mentally, and was too weak to complain.

With a thud, a half-length ash wood cane was thrust in front of Ivan, frightening the Blue Star young man who was still lamenting the gossipy nature of female half-elfs.

"You pervert! Uncle the head priest said there might be a battle today, so I'm lending this to you!"

Little girl Lian held the wooden stick in her hand and motioned Ivan to take it, with a very reluctant expression on her face.

"Remember to wash it and return it to me..."

The half-long wooden staff is a weapon tailor-made for druids and some priests who prefer close combat.

Generally speaking, the wooden staff is a weapon that most professionals can quickly master and use proficiently. Most of them are about 6 feet long and are held with both hands. They can be used for stabbing, sweeping, and knocking.

Like the one in Xiling's hand, it is almost as tall as this 180cm tall lady.

Some experienced warriors or spellcasters use extra-weighted hardwood staffs to increase their offensive power in combat.

The appearance of half-length wooden staffs was once used by some races with insufficient height, such as halflings and dwarves, to show that they also had the tools used by tall people.

When divine spellcasters who prefer to use blunt weapons discover these pocket-sized wooden staffs, they think that these light-weight, short gadgets are more suitable for showing off than large ones...

As a result, some pampered and powerless priests (priests whose main duty is to show off in the temple and rarely participate in battles) began to carry a half-long staff in the left hand and a small round shield in the right hand.

Of course, there are also some children like Lian who are not tall enough and can use such "exquisite" weapons.

……

Carrying the small wooden stick that Lian "borrowed temporarily", Alvin followed the tall Xiling and the even taller Bol back to the edge of the forest where he vomited for half the night.

The place for negotiation with the wasteland orcs was one of the few small open spaces.

In the center is a waist-high wooden stake with a diameter of two meters and a smooth cross-section. This is the original negotiation table that Boll has been banging on these past few days.

Several big weirdos, about the same height as Bol, were already standing in front of the negotiation table, looking very unhappy with us.

This was the first time that the original dude had seen an orc. Before that, he had only seen half-orcs with delicate features and fine skin.

Unlike the half-orcs who lived with humans, the orcs were obviously much bigger. According to Blue Star standards, both of them were as tall as Yao Ming and as wide as Yao Ming.

Alvin sniffed the nostalgic smell of compost in the air, quickly covered his nose, and moved his butt to stand next to Bolshiling.

This primitive negotiation table doesn't even have any chairs, it's so rough!

……

Broken Tooth · Wasteland woke up very early today.

After devouring a whole rack of grilled deer ribs in the tribe, he sharpened his battle axe and brought a few thugs with him.

After completing these preparations, he arrived at the negotiation table early.

As one of the initiators of Roaring Diplomacy, Broken Tooth knows that today's roaring will probably still not have a good result.

Then you have to prepare yourself for battle.

Humans are cunning by nature, and if the other party sets a trap for you, you'll be in big trouble.

Seeing the tall human also walking over with two people, Duan Ya had an expression of expectedness.

Ahaha! I knew you brought help too! A dangerous character who looks tough and doesn't show his face, and a silly guy touching his butt...

No, I saw that you, a human druid, were as strong as I was. I respected you as a hero and was ready to compete with you.

What is this thing you brought out?

How could a human touch his or her butt and then touch his or her nose with the same hand?

Why does he feel even more unhygienic than the unpopular idiot in our tribe?

……

Roar!

Peng!

As the two protagonists at the negotiating table began to show their power, today's Orc vs. Druid saliva contest officially began.

After listening to a few meaningless negotiations, Alvin began to pick at the old bark on the tree stump with his free hand out of boredom.

The two muscular men kept yelling, "Give me food!", "I don't have any!", "I'll beat you if I don't have any!", "Let's practice and see who's afraid of whom!"

The problem is that the negotiations are obviously at a stalemate, and the two guys will cycle through the list and play it again from the beginning.

However, the orcs standing at the back were whispering in orc language, which Alvin listened to with great interest.

"Boss Broken Tooth roared really loudly this time!"

"Isn't it! He even stole half of my deer leg this morning, saying that he wanted to replenish his energy..."

"I don't know how much food I can get this time. I wandered around the riverbank in the north all day yesterday and didn't see a single wild deer."

"Hey, the six or seven kids in my family haven't had a full meal for more than ten days."

"So you've been hiding in your tent these past few nights making little orcs? Do you still dare to give birth?"

"There's no war to fight and no hunting to do now. What else can I do if I don't make little orcs... No, you came to lie outside my tent at night and eavesdropped?"

"Hey, do you think there's a new guy over there who looks strange?"

"Which one?"

"That's the one who holds his nose and touches his butt."

"That skinny guy... uh, his expression is so vulgar..."

"Is he sniffing it... Look! He's sniffing it! He's really sniffing it! And he looks like he's enjoying it!"

"I heard this from my distant uncle's half-orc cousin. Humans call this kind of creature a pervert..."

Hey, hey, hey, you guys are going too far!

I'm not deaf! And I can understand!

Alvin looked at the arms opposite him that were thicker than his thighs, and roared in his heart.