I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

This was the first time that Alvin went crazy while being conscious.

He had not entered that mysterious state, so when he saw the current situation, Alvin felt a little nervous.

In the open space in front of him appeared Ivan's summoned creature, the little elf Long Shas that had not appeared for a long time.

Before the little guy could stand still, Ivan said to him hastily:

"That dragon! Do you see those thousands of monsters ahead?

Go up and kill them with your breath!"

The confused little guy was stunned for a moment, raised his little head which was not even as high as Ivan's knees, and looked at the enemy who was getting farther and farther away in front of him.

"Humanity!

Shas is a clever and cute fairy dragon!

How come it's the breath of those stupid chromatic dragons?"

"Then go bite their heads off!"

"Do you think I'm stupid?

It's obviously an ice elemental transformation. If it touches me, it will freeze me into an ice dragon!"

"How come you don't know anything?

Mascot? What can you do..."

Fairy Dragon Shas spread her wings to make her body look bigger, and then said very proudly:

"I can charm my opponents!"

As soon as the words came out, the little guy started chattering to himself, and then waved his webbed toes forward.

A magical light that quickly changed colors shot out and hit a spider-shaped frost monster at the end of the enemy team.

Then, the giant spider changed its previous fast-moving posture, turned around on the spot, and then inserted its forelimbs into the body of the ice element next to it who was unable to dodge in time.

After killing this monster, the big spider started to attack the next target and achieved remarkable results.

"Well done! Keep it up, charm another hundred or eighty people!"

Shas tilted her head and looked at Ivan as if he were an idiot.

“Human, I am amazed at your level of ignorance.

A fairy dragon can only release its innate magic once a day!"

Uh… I just took you out of the mascot category, you are so useless…

Alvin shook his head speechlessly. He looked at the giant spider that was looking for trouble everywhere and was being torn into pieces by his companions who had reacted. He thought to himself: It seems that I expected too much from this damn fairy dragon.

The only offensive method that can effectively kill the opponent is a single shot.

If only I could——wait a minute!

I can also cast the charm spell!

Thinking of the strategy to deal with the enemy, Ivan suddenly became excited. He reached out and picked up Shasi, held her under his armpits, then swung his legs and ran forward.

While running, he shouted:

"Little guy! I have an idea!

I love you so much!"

The dizzy fairy dragon couldn't help shaking violently when he heard this, and howled sharply with a trembling voice:

"No! Perverted human!

I am a fairy dragon! We are species separate!"

……

After hearing Lin Liya's report, Priest Bol climbed up the big tree next to him like a blind bear, grunting and observing carefully into the distance.

The Elf Ranger was right. Nearly a hundred elemental mutants were more crazy than other monsters. They used their own biological weapons to madly slaughter their own kind in the rear, without any mercy.

Some will even use suicide attacks, running into the variant pile to explode, destroying a large area with one explosion.

While attacking frantically, it also circles in place. If it can't find its opponent, it will explode and end its life.

This type of attack made even his "friendly army" feel a chill down his spine.

As elemental bodies that communicate purely through consciousness, they do not utter any language, but if someone could understand the concepts they convey, they would probably be confused now.

Those sudden convulsions all convey one message in the mind:

"My elemental body has 97 genders in total, why did you change them all to female at once?

The gender freedom that the ice elementals had worked so hard to gain was destroyed by a spell?"

Xiling also climbed up a beech tree and looked at the situation in the distance.

After their retreat was cut off, at least half of the ice elements began to deal with their companions who suddenly went crazy.

Behind the enemy, there was a figure, touching the mutants one by one. Every mutant he touched would tremble for several breaths, and finally, as if accepting their fate, they rushed towards their own kind.

“It’s Ivan!

He's fine, he's still alive..."

Xiling lowered her eyes and muttered to herself.

Seeing the situation clearly, Bol jumped down from the tree with a bang and roared loudly at Broken Tooth in the distance.

"Broken Tooth, Wasteland! Prepare for a counterattack! That kid Ivan did something big behind the enemy lines!"

"Huh? Oh, magical human boy."

Ever since Broken Tooth heard that Alvin released hundreds of spells at once in the battle against the fallen elves, he has been very curious about this guy.

But now was not the time to be curious. He began to organize the orc warriors, using flying axes to knock down the enemies in the front, preparing to launch a counterattack.

The orcs who received the order began to change their formation, and the warriors who had previously retreated into the dense forest began to march out again.

On the northern side of the entire gray haze forest, the retreating troops began to advance again.

Except for the hollow ears.

In the battle just now, this two-dimensional orc accepted Lian's defensive magic, and waved his two short staffs like a whirlwind, inserting into the enemy formation from the side: type.

Kong Er's combat skills are countless times more advanced than the first time he met Ivan.

He rushed forward madly, and the variants were completely unable to keep up with his pace.

Not to mention the ice element transformation, even Lian and the others who had originally planned to follow couldn't see Kong Er's back clearly.

The rest of the patrol team had no idea what the orc was going to do, but the intense battle that followed did not allow the team time to think about this question.

Only Kong Er himself knows the truth.

I don't know how far I have advanced, but I started to feel tired.

One of his weapons had been frozen to pieces, and on the other hand, an icy aura also climbed up along the short staff, and a thin layer of frost appeared on his arm.

Knowing that he was almost exhausted, Kong Er looked in the direction in front of him.

"There is still time, there is still a chance."

Kong Er said to himself.

Then he roared and rushed forward again.

I don’t know how long this charge lasted. Kong Er suddenly felt that his eyes were empty, and the endless layers of ice element variants suddenly disappeared here.

Then, he saw the human pervert, touching an ice elemental mutant and looking at him in surprise.

"Kong'er?

"What are you doing here, a 2D beastman? Are you trying to kill yourself?"

Kong Er shook his arms, as if this could help dissipate the icy feeling.

He looked at the human and said slowly, word by word:

"Human pervert, the duel between you and me has not yet begun. I will not allow you to die before then."

"Uh... that's right. I'll treat your arm first..."

"Stop! Don't come over here!

Don't use those perverted spells on me!"

"Don't struggle. If you don't get treatment, you'll have to have your limb amputated..."

"I'm warning you, if you dare... ah——"