Lima syndrome

"I think you are really ill. You should go to the hospital instead of getting entangled with me here."

Bai Zhiyan shook off his hand, his tone cold and ruthless.

Che Jingcan gritted his teeth. He had already surrendered to this extent, but Bai Zhiyan still refused to buy it. If he endured it any longer, he would explode.

He tried his best to control his temper, and when he looked down, he saw Li Shanyu looking at him with innocent eyes, and suddenly a plan came to his mind.

"Ji, Jiyeon, I know I went too far today, but Sunwoo is still here. You can't keep saying these things in front of the child, right? Children love to imitate others."

Bai Zhiyan was stunned and thought that what he said sounded strange. He looked at the little curly-haired boy in his hand. He really didn't control his emotions today. It would be bad if Li Shanyu and Bai Jiying told this.

Seeing him hesitate, Che Jingcan took advantage of the situation and quickly put his hands together to assure him, "I will just follow behind you today and will definitely not disturb you guys from having fun!"

"I don't want to take you with me, you'd better leave quickly."

Hearing that his tone was not as tough as before, Che Jingcan simply showed his shameless nature to the extreme.

“Chiyan——”

He stretched out his voice, causing Bai Zhiyan's body to shudder.

"If you don't agree, I'll call you that from now on."

God knows that just these two words made the two parties feel so uncomfortable. Although Che Jingcan also felt it was disgusting, he would rather be more shameless at this time than suffer from cold violence.

"Where on earth did you learn this disgusting trick?"

Bai Zhiyan almost felt nauseous after hearing his shouting. If he continued to shout like that, he would have to go to the toilet to vomit every day.

"Whatever the emotion is."

Che Jingcan narrowed his seductive eyes slightly, raised the corners of his mouth in a graceful arc, and looked at him with what he thought was a deeply affectionate look, but he forgot that there was a fresh slap mark on his face, and his expression looked very funny at this moment.

"vomit--"

Bai Zhiyan retched in a very embarrassing way.

Che Jingcan's face turned cold instantly, and even the mole on his lip drooped. He thought his answer was perfect, but who knew Bai Zhiyan would react like this. His self-esteem was greatly insulted.

"Uncle..."

Li Shanyu patted his back considerately, and Bai Zhiyan rubbed his head gently.

"Don't worry Sunwoo, uncle is fine."

Che Jingcan was almost furious looking at his affectionate eyes. He had never been so gentle to him before, what a hateful little nephew!

He couldn't help but feel sour in his heart, and glanced at Li Shanyu with a jealous look. Isn't he just a little curly-haired girl who likes to act like a spoiled braid? Tomorrow he will make his hair curly.

Bai Zhiyan glanced at him, speechless, "Okay, come here, I don't know how you'll disgust me if I don't let you follow me."

Che Jingcan was about to smile after hearing this, but then he thought that he agreed because he felt his words were disgusting, and his mood, which had just improved, began to become irritable again.

Bai Zhiyan didn't have time to pay attention to his ups and downs in mood, and was looking around for activities to do with the children.

"Uncle, I want to play that."

Li Shanyu pulled Bai Zhiyan's hand, and Bai Zhiyan looked in the direction of his finger. It was a dark house, which looked like a haunted house.

He hesitated for a moment. Although he didn't want to refuse Li Shanyu, this project didn't seem like something a child could play.

Bai Zhiyan bent down and said to him softly, "Sunyu, this is scary. Can we try something else?"

Hearing his refusal, the little curly-haired girl's bright eyes dimmed instantly, and she pouted her lips in disappointment, but still smiled and nodded to Bai Zhiyan to show her agreement.

Seeing him like this, Bai Zhiyan felt a sense of guilt for some reason and wanted to say more words to comfort him.

At this moment, Che Jingcan suddenly squatted down and grabbed Li Shanyu's little hand, and said in the most gentle tone of his life: "Little uncle won't take you to play, brother will take you to play, okay?"

Li Shanyu still remembered the quarrel between him and Bai Zhiyan just now and wanted to take his hand back, but when he heard his words, he began to hesitate again.

"Why call me brother? You're just a weird uncle." Bai Zhiyan pulled Li Shanyu over and looked at him angrily.

Li Shanyu calls him uncle, and he asks Li Shanyu to call him brother. He really knows how to find opportunities to act younger.

"Then Shanyu, do you want to go play with uncle? Uncle will protect you."

Che Jingcan didn't care about the address. He responded to Bai Zhiyan's sarcasm, put on a very kind smile and stretched out his hand to Li Shanyu. Since he couldn't persuade Bai Zhiyan, he would start with the younger one.

"Uncle..."

Li Shanyu was very excited. He gently tugged at Bai Zhiyan's clothes and looked at him expectantly.

Bai Zhiyan couldn't stand people acting like a spoiled brat to him, so he finally gave in and agreed, "Okay, let's go, let's go in now."

Seeing that the plan was successful, Che Jingcan was secretly happy. After entering the haunted house, if Bai Zhiyan was afraid, he could take the opportunity to hug him and comfort him, and he could also let him hide behind him to show his masculinity.

Under this suspension bridge effect, he didn't believe that Bai Zhiyan was not attracted to him.

Che Jingcan was full of confidence before entering, but as soon as he stepped into the door, he was frightened by a female ghost with disheveled hair who suddenly appeared at the door.

"what--"

Bai Zhiyan held Li Shanyu's hand and sneered when he saw him trembling with fear.

The sound was neither loud nor soft, but it was enough to make Che Jingcan feel ashamed. He blushed and tried to save face.

"Ahem, I just wasn't paying attention."

Bai Zhiyan ignored him and pulled Li Shanyu to ask him if he was scared. Li Shanyu was not like Che Jingcan who just had a big body. He smiled and shook his head at him.

"I'm not afraid."

The child's words were clearly heard by the two of them, making the already embarrassed Che Jingcan even more embarrassed. He strode in front of them with his head held high, as if to prove himself.

"Let me lead the way."

Bai Zhiyan let him go. Anyway, all he had to do was take good care of Li Shanyu.

Just as the three of them took a few steps, a skull suddenly popped up from the side of the wall.

"Ahhh-"

Che Jingcan was frightened and punched it, breaking the prop directly. The skull tilted its chin and cracked twice before falling off the wall completely.

Bai Zhiyan: ...

The atmosphere in the haunted house suddenly stagnated. Che Jingcan recovered and coughed twice, "Well, I will go to the merchant to compensate after this is over."

There was still some distance to the exit, but Che Jingcan still refused to give in and wanted to walk in front. However, he was experienced this time and observed his surroundings very vigilantly. If anything suddenly jumped out, he would hold back his punches.

"Look, I told you I'm not afraid."

He turned around triumphantly and spoke to Bai Zhiyan, but when he turned around, what he saw was not Bai Zhiyan, but a headless corpse.

"Ahhhh-"

He was so frightened that he let out a sharp howl, which made Bai Zhiyan, who was standing some distance behind him, annoyed.

"Would you please stop making noise?"

"Dead fish face, clingy guy, where are you? I can't find you!"

The NPC left after completing the task. The light in the haunted house was too dim, and Che Jingcan could only hear his voice but couldn't see him, so he started shouting Bai Zhiyan's name to find him.

"Zhiyan! Bai Zhiyan!"

Bai Zhiyan was almost pissed off by his howling appearance, and he kept calling his name, which made him feel so embarrassed.

"Stop screaming!"

Bai Zhiyan quickly stepped forward and covered his howling mouth.

Che Jingcan was still in shock, but when he felt his breath and touch, he immediately hugged him tightly and refused to let go.

"Where have you been, Dead Fish Face? I was scared to death, and you didn't even come to find me."

He hummed and buried his head in Bai Zhiyan's neck, as if he had suffered a great injustice and was complaining about his indifference.

Li Shanyu watched the interaction between the two curiously from the side. He couldn't understand why this man who was half a head taller than his uncle was so timid and needed his uncle to comfort him.

"Alright, let go. There are children here. Don't embarrass yourself here."

"I won't let go. If I let go, you will definitely abandon me and go away."

Bai Zhiyan's body stiffened. This was indeed what he planned, but he didn't expect that he was seen through.

"I'm not leaving. I'm taking you with me."

"I do not believe."

No matter how good Bai Zhiyan's temper is, he will be annoyed to death by him. He directly grabbed his ear. Che Jingcan frowned in pain and moved away from his shoulder, but still held him tightly in his hands.

Bai Zhiyan sighed and compromised helplessly, "I'll lead you away."

Hearing him say that, Che Jingcan smiled and grabbed his hand and held his arm tightly, with half of his body hanging on Bai Zhiyan.

"Then you must not regret it."

So the person who was originally leading the way in front was now leaning on Bai Zhiyan, who was half a head shorter than him. When the three of them came out, Bai Zhiyan held one on each hand, the smaller one had a happy face, the older one had a pale face, and he, the one in the middle, had lost all hope in life.

He didn't know how long he had to endure before he didn't punch Che Jingcan's head in front of the children.

When it was time for lunch, the three of them sat down in the restaurant in the amusement park. Many people around them were looking at this strange trio. They had seen young couples bringing their children out to play, but had never seen two teenagers bringing their children out. What's more, these three people were so eye-catching that they would easily attract other people's attention wherever they went.

There were only some fast food in the restaurant. After ordering some French fries and hamburgers, Bai Zhiyan was busy taking care of Li Shanyu.

When Cha Kyung-chan saw Baek Ji-yeon trying to feed Lee Sun-woo French fries dipped in ketchup, he finally couldn't help it.

"I say, he's not a very young child, do you have to feed him like this?"

Bai Zhiyan ignored what he said, "Stop talking nonsense and eat your own food."

But Li Shanyu felt a little embarrassed after hearing what he said. He felt that he was right, and blushed and shook his head to refuse Bai Zhiyan's feeding.

"Uncle, I'll eat by myself."

Che Jingcan smiled and said, "That's right, this is a good kid."

Bai Zhiyan rolled his eyes at him.

Che Jingcan looked at the fries in his hand and said shamelessly, "I want to eat fries, too. Give me the one in your hand."

"If you want to eat, why don't you get it yourself?" Bai Zhiyan ignored him.

“Get it yourself, get it yourself.”

As soon as he finished speaking, he reached out and grabbed Bai Zhiyan's wrist, and leaned over to take a bite of the fries in his hand.

"Well, it's delicious."

Seeing his frivolous smile, Bai Zhiyan got goosebumps all over his body and quickly threw away the remaining half of the French fry in his hand.

"Who told you to eat this?"

"You told me to get it myself."

"I really want to slap you."

"Just slap me. It's not the first time you hit me anyway."

Che Jingcan said that being beaten by him didn't matter at all, because no wife would take it out on her husband when she was angry, and it didn't hurt when he hit people. Since he realized his own feelings, his ideological awareness has evolved rapidly, and he can completely accept this.

Bai Zhiyan didn't know what he was thinking, but he suddenly recalled the first two times he beat him. Che Jingcan was so angry that he wanted to skin him alive. Why was it that even beating him couldn't make him angry now?

After finishing their meal, they started a new round of wandering. There were not many activities for children to play, and Bai Zhiyan didn't want Li Shanyu to play those that were too exciting, so in the end, they boarded the Ferris wheel together.

It gets dark early in early winter, and it was already dark when they entered the box. Bai Zhiyan sat down and looked out the window, deciding to take the children home after finishing this project.

"Sunwoo, did you have fun today?"

"Yeah, I'm happy. Thank you, uncle."

Li Shanyu's whole face was flushed with joy. Bai Zhiyan helped him tighten his scarf, smiled and lowered his head to kiss him on the cheek.

Che Jingcan's eyes widened and he began to speak sourly, "How old is this child and you still kiss him? Can you act like a mature adult?"

Bai Zhiyan rolled his eyes and said, "Whether I kiss you or not has nothing to do with you, so mind your own business."

"You are spoiling your child!"

Bai Zhiyan didn't know how a person like him who was so spoiled, willful and unreasonable could have the nerve to say that others spoiled their children, when he clearly looked more like a spoiled child.

"I like to pamper my own children like this."

"What do you mean your own child? You will never have your own child in this life."

"You're sick again, aren't you? Why can't I have children?"

Che Jingcan suddenly laughed, "You want a child so much? Then you should prepare to give birth to a child for me in the future."

Bai Zhiyan was frightened by his words and quickly covered Li Shanyu's ears, fearing that he would hear any dirty words.

"I think you are really crazy. After you go down today, get out of here as far away as possible. I don't want to see you again."

Seeing that he had really pissed the other person off, Che Jingcan finally panicked and came over from the opposite seat to coax him.

"I won't talk nonsense anymore. Don't be angry. Otherwise, hit me twice to calm down."

As he spoke, he took Bai Zhiyan's hand and pressed it against his face, rubbing his cheek against his hand. God knows whether he wanted to take advantage or get beaten.

"Okay, this is what you said."

Bai Zhiyan didn't bother to be polite with him. He covered Li Shanyu's eyes with one hand and raised the other hand high towards his face and was about to hit him.

There was no slapping sound, but there were loud exclamations from all around.

Che Jingcan was prepared to be beaten, but the expected pain never came. When he opened his eyes, he saw darkness instead.

"Is there a fucking power outage?"