We agreed on a fake marriage, why is the queen playing it for real with me?

"Okay, I'll eat it myself then."

Yun Xiaoran breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the message.

I am not hungry now and there is still a long time before I go to bed, so I can create an author account and write a novel.

However, the phone accidentally touches the first emoticon that will automatically be associated with you after you send the text.

It is a white bear lying on the table with a green cup of water and a bun in front of him, and a dialog box in front of it.

However, Yun Xiaoran didn't notice it.

Shen Jin was stunned when he saw these two messages.

I really didn't expect that Yun Xiaoran would actually send such a cute emoticon.

Originally, Shen Jin had already seen Yun Xiaoran's pitiful look from this emoticon package.

But after seeing this emoticon, Sister Hua said:

"I see other boys' emoticons are all very silly, and his emoticon is so cute, it must be used to pick up girls, you must not be fooled by him."

This sentence woke Shen Jin up. Yes, he saw this scumbag who was a stalker of a private fan being pursued by another girl at noon today. She even accepted his business card and put it in her trouser pocket as a treasure.

"That's right, let's go and have a drink."

……

Yun Xiaoran was still quite nervous.

I originally thought that it would be easy to just write a popular novel from my previous life after traveling through time.

After actually getting started, he discovered that Yun Xiaoran had read most of those cool novels during some period of time in his previous life, but there were only a handful of them that he could write down without a system.

There is no other way, so I will start with my favorite officialdom article: "Kuang Hun"

The main reason why I didn't choose other face-slapping novels like "The Dragon Son-in-Law" is that Yun Xiao is going to connect these books together and adapt them into TV series, thus killing two birds with one stone.

"No one in this world can bully you. You are my woman, and I will definitely be responsible for you."

"In the past, we charged money to get things done, but now we don't charge money and we don't get things done."

The first 6000 words were written very quickly and I could already find an editor to review them.

There are so many platforms now, just pick one:

End, Yangtze River, First Moderator, Six Cats, Tomato...

After much thought,

All I have to do is find an editor to submit my work to. As for who can take this chance, it depends on who is closer to Yun Xiaoran's mouse.

"Such a big thing happened to Guyun, why don't you speak out?"

Zhao Ruoxi harassed Yun Xiaoran as usual, but this time, while harassing Yun Xiaoran, she also brought up something that was so funny that the UP host of the VA station would laugh out loud:

I don't know which company hired the Internet trolls to start slandering Shen Muge tonight. The first song was broadcasted at 5 o'clock tonight, which is when I Am a Singer started. Ten minutes later,

They collectively flooded the VA site, Tieba and other major online forums with messages.

And the fabrication was so lifelike that even from a comprehensive analysis of her voice, her facial expressions, and her lyrics, it was absolutely flawless.

Yun Xiaoran was very confused when he looked at the series of screenshots and videos sent by Zhao Ruoxi, and he typed on the keyboard:

"What's wrong? Is Shen Muge's singing not good?"

Yun Xiaoran has hardly ever paid attention to the entertainment industry, but at this stage it is impossible for him to do so, and there is not a single piece of information about the entertainment industry on his mobile phone.

"Master Gu Ying, do you know what the funniest thing about this whole thing is?"

"What is it?"

"Shen Muge didn't sing this song at all!"

Zhao Ruoxi finally couldn't hold it in any longer. She kicked her slender white thighs on the table and sent this message through her mobile phone.

Yes, this carefully planned campaign for Shen Muge and this song was very successful. It has already topped the Weibo hot search list and occupied three Weibo hot searches.

The only regret is that Shen Muge didn’t sing this song at all tonight.

When everyone clicked on the I Am a Singer column with all the bad reviews from the internet trolls, they were surprised to find that Shen Mu was singing another song!

You pinched it.

Who could have thought that Shen Muge and Sister Hua's unintentional action would create such a classic scene.

Those thousands and thousands of internet trolls rushed into the song reviews and major websites, only to be surprised to find that this was the real Empty City Strategy!

Yun Xiaoran didn't make a big fuss about this matter.

Confucius once said, "If you sit by the river day and night, the bodies of your enemies will float past you."

"This is the real entertainment industry, except that for the second song I released, there were fewer negative comments and plagiarism accusations. Because they also know that they can't make such a song."

Zhao Ruoxi originally wanted to laugh, but after hearing what Gu Yun said.

I was stunned for a moment. I didn't expect that Gu Yun could see through things so clearly. If I took on such a large amount of traffic, I would definitely curse those internet trolls and black fans day and night.

"I didn't expect you to be so open-minded."

Zhao Ruoxi said this, and at the same time she was somewhat envious of Gu Yun's mental state.

"It's not that I'm very open-minded, it's that I'm forced to be open-minded. Even if I can't be open-minded, there's no way to make me open-minded.

I just let it go. They say mental stability is actually only achieved after being disappointed in life 1000 times. I feel relaxed and calm knowing that I will fail again next time.

Yun Xiaoran and Zhao Ruoxi were chatting idly.

"After all, black and red is also a kind of red."

This is the true teaching I received from an elder brother in my previous life.

Lonely Cloud (mentor Cai Xukun)

"No more talking. I'm a little hungry. It's already seven o'clock. I'm going to have a midnight snack first..."

Yun Xiaoran got off the bed after saying this. He was a little hungry and didn't have time to chat with her here.

"Oh, then good night, Lonely Cloud."

Zhao Ruoxi also sent him a cute emoticon package, but what she got was a notification that Gu Yun was offline.

Yun Xiaoran looked around the room. He had already fed me cat food at noon, but he forgot to feed me dinner.

After opening the refrigerator, there were quite a lot of ingredients, such as fatty beef rolls, fatty lamb, unthawed crayfish, and all kinds of miscellaneous seafood and fruits.

Yun Xiaoran personally made spicy garlic crayfish noodles and beef rolls for the hot pot, and put all kinds of ingredients into the steaming hot pot.

In the spacious, bright and large house, only Yun Xiaoran, Fubao and their cat are enjoying themselves here. Drinking a sip of Coke is simply the best enjoyment in the world!

It's quite comfortable to live alone. It seems like it's time to buy a house like this for myself.

The ancients said: Even an old emperor would not eat fat beef.

……

"Kuang Biao, officialdom literature? Which elementary school student is fantasizing about this?"