I became an official of the imperial court by eating melons when I was still a baby

Chapter 325: Emperor Nanzhu: What the hell are you looking at? Your father is almost dying of the st

Finally, the stubborn old ladies lost their patience and asked cautiously, "Your Excellency, what is this inside information? We may be a family in the future. It would be better to know it earlier so that we can prepare earlier, right?"

The activists also chimed in: "Yes! Envoy! We are one family now and we don't have to talk behind each other's backs! Envoy, please stop keeping us in suspense. What is the inside information? Tell us and we will be happy."

The Southern Dynasty envoy was very satisfied with the performance of the Southern Liang officials. He coughed lightly and said, "In addition to the advanced water wheels that have already been launched, the Southern Dynasty now also has grain crops that can produce 1,000 kilograms per mu, as well as advanced agricultural fertilizers that can improve crop growth. These are just small things... not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning..."

The Southern Dynasty envoy pretended to wave his hands, as if he didn't take what he just said to heart, but in fact he was very proud of himself.

Hehe! Now you should know how good our Southern Dynasty is! Why don’t you get into the “bowl” quickly?

The activists and the diehards were stunned by the words of the Southern Dynasty envoys...

What?

Are there any crops in the world that can produce 1,000 kilograms per mu? Are there any advanced agricultural fertilizers that can improve the growth of crops?

This thing can only be considered a small thing? Then what is considered a big thing?

Oh my god?

Is the food in the Southern Dynasty so good?

Why were they so blinded by greed that they trapped themselves in this remote place like Nanliang?

You should go out earlier and see the world!

Envoy from the Southern Dynasty: You really should go out and see it earlier, there wouldn’t be these magical things. If it weren’t for the birth of the little lucky official, the Southern Dynasty would not have the blessing to enjoy all of this!

When the Southern Dynasty envoy thought of this, he subconsciously folded his hands and placed them on his chest, silently saying in his heart: Thank you, little Fuguan! Fumen!

These actions have become a tacit understanding in the officialdom of the Southern Dynasty. Even when they meet, apart from the three consecutive questions "Did you bring the heart-nourishing pills today? Did you bring them? Did you bring them?", they will tacitly pray for the young official.

As the saying goes, once you enter the gate of fortune, it is as deep as the sea, and even a thousand donkeys cannot pull you out...

The more blessings the little officials have, the more favors they can enjoy, so naturally they have to pray.

But the officials of Southern Liang didn't know this. They were so excited that they suddenly saw the envoy from the Southern Dynasty close his eyes, fold his hands, and then begin to remain silent very devoutly. They didn't react for a moment and were a little dazed.

Therefore, in order to fit in, they silently imitated the Southern Dynasty envoys, folded their hands on their chests, and slowly closed their eyes.

Then, when the Southern Dynasty envoy opened his eyes, he saw a group of "blind people" in front of him...

Good man! What a top lackey! He wants to learn everything!

Forget it, considering how servile they are, he should just lower his attitude.

Thus, the merger plan between Southern Liang and Southern Dynasty was officially launched.

The development of the Southern Elves is completely different from that of the other four countries.

Ever since the Emperor of Nanzhu received the letter from the Southern Dynasty, he has been feeling extremely conflicted.

He hoped that what was written in the letter was true, but he was also worried that it was just a cover-up by the Southern Dynasty to deliberately lure him into the game and then give him a fatal blow.

After several discussions and analyses, the court officials came to the conclusion that the Southern Dynasty was a big country and would not harm them, especially since they had almost harmed so many important officials of the court and even targeted Emperor Yuan of Jin.

If the Southern Dynasty wants to settle accounts with them, it will definitely not use such a covert trick. Why? Because there is really no need!

They are a big country and they just send some soldiers. We, a small country like the South Jhumpa and our small South Jhumpa soldiers, can never defeat them!

This is like an adult fighting with a child. Isn't the result obvious? ...

Therefore, all the court officials of Nanzhu unanimously concluded that what was written in the letter must be true!

However, a new problem arises: how should they fight for it?

After all, they almost made a big mistake! How could they have the face to ask Nanchao to tell them how to solve the problem of their short stature?

But, I really want to know...

So, driven by a huge inner motivation, Emperor Nanzhu made a bold decision and received the support of all court officials!

The decision was to bring a large amount of vine grass and go to the Southern Dynasty in person to apologize to Emperor Yuan of Jin!

The second prince, who was still in the prison of the Dali Temple of the Southern Dynasty, was expecting his father to come and rescue him, but he didn't expect that his father would come and get involved...

Maybe the father and son will meet again after more than a year, and it will be in a prison on someone else's territory...

This decision of the Southern Emperor directly affected the officials who attended court every day, as well as the ladies in the many backyards of the capital...

why?

Because the side effects of taking vine grass are so "wonderful", so "wonderful" that it makes people want to vomit...

Therefore, after the Emperor of Nanzhu arrived in the capital of the Southern Dynasty, successfully carried the rattan grass into the palace, and had a secret talk with Emperor Yuan of Jin for an afternoon, the Imperial Guards took over the rattan grass from the Nanzhu team and began to distribute it according to the previously registered list.

For a period of time thereafter, the once bustling streets of the capital were missing the graceful figures of ladies and young ladies shopping, along with the maids and servants who served them.

The shop owners in the capital city watched everything in silence and started operating half-day, which lasted for a month.

The shopkeepers knew clearly that this must be the Nanzhu melon that Xiao Fuguan had eaten before, the flavorful melon!

I didn't expect to get the vine grass so quickly, but the business will inevitably be affected. But it doesn't matter. Even if they dare to come to buy things, they dare not receive them. Who wants their store to smell like farts...

The officials who attended court were even more miserable. Not only did they have to endure the damn smell every day, they also had to attend court and be on duty.

Especially during court sessions, His Majesty was so cruel that he forcibly separated a group of people from each other. It’s fine to separate them, but the key is that the smell would be even stronger in a closed space!

This has made several groups of people faint, and their beloved Majesty actually...actually laughed at them!! ... Woohoo...

It was embarrassing enough already, and now I was embarrassed in front of Tian Yan...

Oh, the one who laughs at them even more cruelly is Xiao Fuguan, who not only eats their melons, but also makes fun of them in court every day!

When eating melons, you have to stop and laugh from time to time. It's like when you are enjoying eating melons, and suddenly a basin of cold water is poured on your head, chilling you to the bone...

Woohoo... When will this day end?

In the final analysis, it was all the fault of those Nanzhu people! They made them look like this!

So, after the Emperor of Nanzhu apologized, he was "encountered" by various court officials at the post station, and the whole post station was filled with an endless smell of farts...

Emperor Nanzhu: What a sin he has brought upon himself!

The Second Prince of Nanzhu, who was still in prison at the Dali Temple, was looking anxiously: Hasn't the emperor already arrived in the capital? Why hasn't he come to see him yet...┭┮﹏┭┮

Emperor Nanzhu: What the hell are you looking at? Your father is almost dying of the stink! Just stay still for now!

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