I became an official of the imperial court by eating melons when I was still a baby

When Minister Zhou heard this, he was completely confused. What did they mean by their family was fooled by a woman?

Which woman?

There are only two hostesses in their family, besides their own wife, there is only the eldest daughter-in-law!

The youngest son and the eldest grandson are not married yet!

How come this woman suddenly appeared out of nowhere and fooled their family?

Minister Zhou's head was full of questions and confusion at the moment, so he could only suppress his doubts and continue listening.

Qin Yue was also confused: [Sister, what do you mean by this? Please tell me in detail. Where did this woman come from? How did you fool me? ]

Emperor Yuan of Jin and all the court officials: Yes! Yes! Sister, please tell me more!

The system did not keep the secret and said directly: [Minister Zhou has two sons. The eldest son, Zhou Hengan, has already started a family and has a son, who is fifteen years old this year and named Zhou Qide. Minister Zhou also has a younger son, who is also a late-born son, who is also fifteen years old this year and named Zhou Hengkang.]

[Because the two uncles and nephews were of similar age, Zhou Hengkang and Zhou Qide grew up together and went to private school together. Although their academic talents were not high, they were considered to be average.]

[Recently, a new classmate came to their private school, named Fu Laner.]

[Then, the uncle and nephew of the Zhou family fell in love with Fu Lan'er at the same time. ]

Qin Yue was confused: [Wait, sister, this Fu Laner is a classmate? Classmate! Classmate! How can the two Zhou boys like their classmate! ]

The people in the hall hadn't reacted at first, but after Qin Yue emphasized it again and again, they finally came to their senses!

Holy shit! Aren’t all my classmates male? ! ! !

After everyone reacted, their faces turned horrified and they looked at Minister Zhou with disbelief.

Oh my God!

Is this melon so scary?

How can I eat two melons that are good for both men and women?

The key is that these two are uncle and nephew! Not only is the person they like a man, but it's the same person!

Everyone said that this world has become so mysterious...

This is even more explosive than the toilet melon yesterday!

Tsk tsk tsk, it's really unlucky for Minister Zhou to encounter such a thing...

After the initial shock, everyone didn't know whether to laugh or not...

Everyone began to try hard to control their facial expressions, looking like they were about to laugh but not smile.

So, the classic scene of you pinching me, I pinching him, you hurt him, and I hurt too...

Emperor Yuan of Jin looked at the performance of his court officials and couldn't help but hold his forehead with his hand, while he quietly moved his buttocks to the left front.

Well, although it is a bit unfair to Zhou Tishou to think so, it is really a bit sympathetic and funny! Two boys in the same family fall in love with the same person at the same time, and the person is a man!

Hahahahahahahahahaha… If the Crown Prince and the Second Prince behaved like this, he would probably faint from anger.

Minister Zhou was indeed almost fainted from anger, and even felt as if he had been struck by lightning, burning on the outside and tender on the inside...

What the hell! What's going on! Ah!!

How can these two brats like a man? And at the same time? ?

Minister Zhou felt like he was going crazy and wanted to catch the two guys immediately and beat them up!

Why do you like men when there are so many people you can like?

The only two boys in the family are like this, how can the Zhou family continue its lineage?

Should we let the eldest son try harder than the second son? Or should we let this old man try harder?

Hmm... the first idea is not unacceptable...

Forget about the second idea. My arms and legs are too old to fight anymore...

When Minister Zhou thought of this, he felt inexplicably calm.

In this regard, Mr. Liu, the father of the "involved person" in the fraudulent marriage melon case, was very touched. After all, he has also been practicing the trumpet recently, and it has been quite effective...

As long as I accept another possibility in my heart, I will feel relaxed physically and mentally, and I will just do whatever the big size needs to be...

It doesn't matter. Anyway, the big trumpet is kneeling at the door of Xia's house every day to repent. He has already lost all the face he should have lost. It doesn't matter anymore. The right thing to do is to practice the small trumpet well!

After Shangshu Zhou figured it out, he also began to become calm and composed, with his hands in his pockets, watching from the sidelines, as if the two guys in the melon had nothing to do with him...

However, Minister Zhou’s idea was quite good. The system’s next words still made him unable to calm down...

System: [Hahahahaha! That’s right! Both Zhou family children like Fu Lan’er, and Fu Lan’er is indeed a boy!]

Everyone tried hard to hold back their laughter: Hahahahahahaha… Poor Minister Zhou…

Minister Zhou continued to be calm and composed, and had already begun to fantasize about his eldest son's second child in his mind.

The system continued: [However...]

Everyone calmed down for a moment: But? Could there be a twist to this? No, stop laughing and listen to what's going on first...

After all, after eating so many melons, the direction of each melon is sometimes really unpredictable!

You thought it was going to be like this, but the next moment my sister immediately gave you a surprise.

Wait and see first...

Minister Zhou continued to put his hands in his pockets, not caring at all, and continued to fantasize about his fat grandson...

Qin Yue swallowed her saliva, and instinctively felt that things were going to change...

System: [However, the two boys from the Zhou family thought that Fu Lan'er was a girl, the kind of girl who disguised herself as a man to study in a private school...]

[But in fact, Fu Lan'er is really a man! That's why I said that the two of them were fooled...]

Everyone in the hall: What? What happened? Were the two children of the Zhou family deceived?

This Fu Lan'er is obviously a man, but he accidentally revealed his identity as a "woman" in front of the two children of the Zhou family and made them fall in love with him at the same time?

Why on earth is Fu Lan'er, a man, seducing men? There must be something fishy going on!

It turns out that waiting and watching is the right thing to do! Let's continue to wait and see...

Minister Zhou was originally just standing by and watching the situation, but after hearing what the system said, he could no longer remain calm.

So Fu Lan'er cheated on those two stupid boys in his family?

Not to mention that the two kids are so stupid that they would like a man as if he were a woman!

It was obvious that there was something wrong with Fu Lan'er! How could he tolerate the bullying of his family members?

Minister Zhou suppressed his anger. Now he could only listen to what his sister said next to figure out what Fu Laner's purpose was!

When Qin Yue heard the system's answer, he didn't react for a moment.

[So... this, this, this... did Fu Lan'er do this on purpose? Why? Why would a man pretend to be a woman to seduce a man? ]

[Oh my god! Could it be that Fu Lan'er is the one who has a liaison with someone else? Then why would he seduce two men at the same time? And they are an uncle and a nephew!]