I became an official of the imperial court by eating melons when I was still a baby
Chapter 28 So did they break up?
Qin Yue listened to the system's non-stop "Hehe" and couldn't help interrupting, "Sister, stop hehe, what is it? Don't keep me in suspense!"
The four members of the Qin family who were eavesdropping silently nearby said: Oh, yes, this sister is really good at keeping people in suspense, making people feel so anxious!
The system no longer kept the secret, and said with a tone of gloating, [Hey, the person that the maid caught was a beggar on the street! ]
[It would be fine if he was just a beggar, but the problem was that he had syphilis. He used to be a merchant with some assets, but unfortunately he went to a brothel and contracted syphilis. He became hopeless about life, and gradually squandered his family fortune and became a beggar.]
Qin Yue was stunned, [Fuck! This maid is really cruel, she wants to disgust Xuanyuan Zhen whenever she gets the chance, right? The key is that she even found a beggar, didn't Xuanyuan Zhen notice? ]
Qin Family: Damn! This maid is really thorough in backstabbing. She wants to kill Xuanyuan Zhen indirectly. How much does she hate Xuanyuan Zhen? But Xuanyuan Zhen deserves it!
System: [Of course I didn’t notice that before sending the person to Xuanyuan Zhen’s room, the maid took the person to the inn to clean her up and put on decent clothes.]
[She also told him that since he didn't have long to live, she would grant him a pleasure, allowing him to enjoy the most addictive woman's body in the world once before he died.]
[The man naturally had no reason to refuse, and in order to regain his virility for the last time, he asked the maid to find him some drugs to help him.]
Qin Yue: [Ahhh, this nameless maid did a great job! ]
Qin Family: Well done!
The system was also very pleased, and continued: [That beggar was a wealthy man in the past, he knew a lot of tricks, and he was also good-looking. In addition, he took drugs that helped him to have sex, so he served Xuanyuan Zhen so well that he wanted to keep his life so that he could enjoy him slowly in the future! ]
Qin Yue thought of Xuanyuan Zhen being carried out of the door, and couldn't wait to ask: [Did they separate later? ]
The system started to make “hehe” sounds again, and Qin Yue was so angry that he wanted to beat it up.
Qin Yue said angrily: [Sister, if you keep laughing, I will go on strike! I won’t take you to eat melons anymore. See how you can collect melon field energy! Humph!]
The system immediately stopped laughing upon hearing this, and begged for mercy in a flattering manner: [Good host, please don't be like this. I really found it funny and couldn't help laughing. I didn't mean to whet your appetite on purpose. Please forgive me. I will now tell you the follow-up in detail.]
Qin Yue: [Then tell me quickly! ]
System: [The two were carried into the Dali Temple. Minister Lin called a doctor and tried to separate the two. However, when the doctor saw the faint papules on the beggar's body, he was frightened and took a few steps back, shouting: "Veinophilia!" This shout scared everyone present and they all stepped back.]
[In particular, the officers and soldiers who had come into contact with the beggar's body were extremely panicked and went to the doctor to confirm. Fortunately, syphilis can only be transmitted through sex between men and women, so the officers and soldiers were not infected. However, they still asked the doctor for disinfection methods and were relieved only after they had been thoroughly disinfected.]
Qin Yue also laughed, and then asked: [So Xuanyuan Zhen was dumbfounded when she found out that the man she slept with had syphilis? Hehehehe...]
System: [Hehe, she was indeed dumbfounded. She was already extremely ashamed and angry to be surrounded by people in such an embarrassing manner along the way.]
[Now she found out that the man she had casually grabbed to sleep with today actually had syphilis, and she had slept with him countless times, so she was sure that she would get syphilis, which made her want to die! ]
Qin Yue: [Ha! Can she die just because she wants to? We can't let her die so easily. If she doesn't pay a heavy price, it would be a bargain for her to die!]
Qin Family: Right, right, right! Before she dies, she must experience the pain of those she has harmed, a hundred times, a thousand times more pain!
System: [Yes! Don't worry, syphilis will make her life worse than death! After all, you know that her physical condition requires her to sleep with men constantly. If she has this disease, I guess only this beggar is willing to do it...]
Qin Yue: [So did they break up? ? ]
System: [The doctor naturally didn't dare to step forward to treat him. He could only wait for the aphrodisiac in the beggar's body to dissipate and he would come out on his own. So the two of them kept that position for the whole night.]
[During this time, the two of them couldn't even relieve themselves from poop and pee, they were almost going crazy from holding it in, hahahahaha...]
Qin Yue couldn't help but laugh in her heart, [Hahahahahahaha...]
The Qin family members pursed their lips tightly, trying not to laugh out loud. It was so hard to hold it in that their shoulders couldn't help shaking.
Madam Qin and Mrs. Lu both used handkerchiefs to wipe the tears from their eyes due to holding back laughter. It was so funny that just thinking about the scene of holding back poop and pee made people laugh.
The system continued with a smile: [That’s the key, hahahaha…]
Qin Yue: [What’s the key point? Hahahaha…]
Qin Family: What’s the key point? Hahahaha…
System: [The key is that Xuanyuan Zhen needs to sleep with a man every day to feel better. As a result, the man's drug effect just lost and he finally came out.]
[The two had just finished taking care of their poop and urination and had some steamed buns when Xuanyuan Zhen's problem came back. She didn't care if the man in front of her had syphilis or not, and couldn't wait to sleep with him to relieve her physical pain.]
[Of course the beggar was very happy about it. He would die anyway if he got sick, so it was worth it to be a "well-fed ghost" before he died.]
[So, the two began to have an affair in prison. Since they were held in solitary confinement, their groans and gasps were particularly abrupt in the quiet cell, and soon attracted the guards.]
[But the officers and soldiers did not dare to touch him easily. Since their superiors had told them to keep him alive, they just ignored it.]
[Who would have thought that the beggar could not come out again because of his illness and the drugs he had taken to enhance sexual pleasure.]
[So the two of them repeated the previous process over the past few days. They were almost going crazy. Hahahahahahaha]
Qin Yue and the Qin family: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
While the Qin family was happily enjoying the feast, the same thing was happening in many officials' homes in the capital.
All the illegitimate sons who had contact with Xuanyuan Zhen were arrested. The officials were in a panic, fearing that their own rebellious sons would say something they shouldn't say and drag the entire family into trouble.
Some officials even sent away all the concubines in the backyard, and hurriedly sent the illegitimate sons who were not caught to farms, making sure they would not starve to death. They would never dare to take concubines again. This incident really left a huge shadow in their hearts.
Some officials even knelt in their own ancestral halls, confessing their regrets to their ancestors over and over again, hoping that their ancestors would bless their families to survive safely this time.
This was a sleepless night for many people.
These “many people” naturally do not include the Qin family.
Qin Qin finally returned to the Qin Mansion on the third day of his mission and brought an unexpected news.
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