I became an official of the imperial court by eating melons when I was still a baby

Qin Yue: [This fake Princess An is not an ordinary person, but she is a good heir of the Southern Xinjiang royal family. Why did she come to the Southern Dynasty? To sleep with men? There are men in Southern Xinjiang too...]

System: [Host, you haven't watched enough palace fighting dramas. Can't you see through such an obvious trick? This fake Princess An is obviously here to steal secrets from the Southern Dynasty!]

Qin Yue: [Ah! So that's it! Sister, it seems that I need to continue to improve my way of eating melons! The way of eating melons is long and arduous, I will search for it up and down! ]

Emperor Yuan of Jin and all the court officials: The road ahead is long and arduous, but I will search for it up and down!

Hey!

What a good poem!

I didn’t expect that besides eating melons, Xiao Fuguan also has such literary talent!

It's incredible! It's incredible!

The system complained: [Why did you steal Qu Yuan's poems and recite them? ]

Qin Yue: [Oh! Sister, you don’t understand! In this situation, only this poem can reflect my passion for eating melons! ]

Emperor Yuan of Jin and all the court officials: Oh! Our praise is in vain! It turned out to be a stolen poem!

Mr. Qin: ...

System: [Host, I don’t understand, but I know how to eat melons. Do you still want to eat melons? ]

Qin Yue: [Yes, yes, yes, sister, please continue! ]

System: [The fake Princess An is the youngest daughter of the former National Master Xuanyuan Tu of Southern Xinjiang. Her real name is Xuanyuan Zhen, which is the same name as the real Princess An but with a different surname. Oh, Xuanyuan Tu is also a member of the royal family, and the current National Master Xuanyuan He is also his biological son.]

[This plot was planned by Xuanyuan Tu. After Xuanyuan Tu died, Xuanyuan He continued the plot. When Xuanyuan Zhen was young, he made her take all kinds of obscene medicinal baths, which made her body fatally attractive to men. As long as they were intimate once, men would be addicted to her body as if they had taken an evil drug.]

[That’s how Xuanyuan Zhen firmly controlled the illegitimate sons of officials.]

Xuanyuantu! Xuanyuanhe!

This matter is actually related to the two former Southern Xinjiang National Masters!

Emperor Yuan of Jin couldn't help but frown. It seemed that the Southern Dynasty had not shown its strength for too long, and it had been looked down upon by these small countries!

Do they think that the Southern Dynasty has been advocating peace for many years because it is afraid of them? !

Ah!

Qin Yue: [Fuck! The former imperial master of Southern Xinjiang actually trained his own daughter to be a prostitute. A good member of the royal family has fallen into a situation where she is ridden by thousands of people and oppressed by tens of thousands of people! This fake Princess An is really pathetic! ]

System: [She has been used as a pawn since she was a child. Since she slept with her first man, she has had to continue sleeping with him, otherwise her body will feel as uncomfortable as if she had taken an aphrodisiac. She also has to take an antidote once a month, otherwise she will die of the poison.]

Qin Yue: [Alas, I guess she must be very desperate in such a day. Why did the former state teacher choose the daughter of General Longxi? ]

System: [Because General Longxi was guarding the border at the time, it was the only way for Southern Xinjiang to break through the Southern Dynasty. The replacement of his daughter was naturally to obtain relevant secrets from it, so that they could formulate relevant plans.]

Qin Yue: [Xuanyuan Tu is really cruel enough to use his own daughter to do such a thing! ]

System: [Because only the royal bloodline of Southern Xinjiang can learn and use the art of disguise! Xuanyuan Zhen relied on the art of disguise to deceive everyone. The faces were 50% to 60% similar, and later the true appearance was slowly revealed, so no one noticed the abnormality.]

Qin Yue: [Is it an accident that Xuanyuan Zhen married Prince An? Sister, the marriage you just mentioned was arranged by General Longxi, so there shouldn't be anyone else involved.]

System: [Host, you are still too naive. This is not an emotional melon, but a political melon! At that time, Prince An came under the command of General Longxi. This news was naturally known to Xuanyuan He very quickly, so he sent a message to Xuanyuan Zhen, asking her to find a way to get General Longxi to take the initiative to consider Prince An as a son-in-law.]

Qin Yue couldn't help but wonder, "How did Xuanyuan Zhen do it? It seems very difficult."

The court officials said: Yes, this matter is very random. Not to mention whether Prince An's performance will attract the attention of General Longxi, it is difficult to control the opportunity for General Longxi to consider Prince An as his son-in-law.

Emperor Yuan of Jin moved his butt forward again.

Except for Lord Qin, all the other officials in the hall were multitasking, listening to gossip on one hand and discussing important matters on the other, and they were very busy.

System: [It's very simple. Xuanyuan Zhen wrote a letter to General Longxi, saying that she had met Prince An once before, and now that she knew he was under her father's command, she hoped that her father would take good care of Prince An. After reading the letter, General Longxi would naturally guess what his daughter was thinking, and then pay more attention to Prince An based on this thought.]

[So no matter how Prince An behaves in the army, his daughter has already made her feelings known, so as a father, he will definitely consider it. Even if it doesn't work the first time, if he writes a few more letters later, General Longxi will naturally follow his daughter's wishes.]

Qin Yue: [Fuck! You're just going to play it straight, right? I thought you were going to be subtle and make some arrangements, like someone else mentioned it casually many times, but you just played it straight! Wow! It turns out that everyone in the royal family is not simple!]

When the Crown Prince heard this, he glanced at the Second Prince, who was called "Baffle Number Two" next to Lord Qin, and thought to himself that there were also people in the royal family who looked simple and were actually simple at heart.

The court officials were also amazed that Xuanyuan Zhen achieved his goal with such a simple method.

They also thought that various personnel arrangements, coincidence settings and so on would be needed, but they did not expect that the ambiguous expression of a daughter's thoughts would make General Longxi certain of this thought. Then, as a father, he would naturally personally investigate the person his daughter liked.

Emperor Yuan of Jin did not expect that such a simple method could achieve the originally complicated goal.

Perhaps some things can be handled more efficiently by women.

Some thoughts flashed through his mind, and Emperor Yuan of Jin's eyes lit up. Maybe this really could work.

Isn't Xiao Fuguan also a woman? Although she is still a baby girl...

But the role they can play is unmatched by anyone, regardless of gender, age or status!

System: [Xuanyuan Zhen is a very smart person, but she has been coerced by Xuanyuan and his son all her life, and has lost her freedom. Her psychology is also very twisted, so she would have sex with other men in front of her son. The whole family is mentally ill! ]

Qin Yue: [So she slept with so many bastards, also to obtain intelligence? Was it the same with General Pingxi? ]

System: [General Pingxi is an exception. He is just a free tool used by Xuanyuan Zhen to solve his first physical needs. He approaches the bastards in order to obtain intelligence on the officials of various families.]

General Pingxi looked like he had lost all hope in life. Ha, it turns out I am just a tool. How ridiculous...

He suddenly realized that he had been nothing but a joke all these years.

The officials who had illegitimate sons at home were extremely panicked and wanted to go home immediately to ask their own illegitimate sons whether they had had any contact with the fake Princess An!

If the bastard really had contact with her and revealed something that shouldn't be revealed, then it would be a real disaster!

Damn southern Xinjiang, such a narrow path!

However, ordinary illegitimate sons do not have access to many secrets. The officials felt a little comforted when they thought so.

Qin Yue felt that a concubine's son might not be as effective as a legitimate son, so why did he choose a concubine's son? So he asked: [Why didn't Xuanyuan Zhen take action against the legitimate sons of the families? ]

System: [Because she is worried that contacting the legitimate son will attract attention from all families. After all, legitimate sons are the focus of attention of all officials' families, and what she wants to do must be hidden in the dark. So even if the things that the illegitimate son can know are not important, there are still many, so she can always find one or two valuable pieces of information.]

Qin Yue asked somewhat uneasily: [Did she do anything detrimental to the Southern Dynasty in these years? ]

System: [Yes! Prince An’s death is related to her! So is General Longxi!]

Qin Yue: [Fuck! ]

Emperor Jin Yuan and all the court officials: Shocked!!!