After my love-brained mother read my mind, I kicked out my scumbag father and divorced him

After getting his dragon robe wet, Emperor Ming poured some water on Wen Qianqian's swaddling clothes.

"Qianqian, please bear with it for a moment and cooperate with me."

Wen Qianqian immediately understood what Emperor Ming meant and nodded repeatedly.

But because she has gained weight so quickly recently, her double chin appears every time she nods, which makes people laugh.

"Qianqian is so cute! I wish my princesses were half as cute as you."

When Wen Qianqian was about to say that almost none of your princesses are easy to deal with, Emperor Ming had already acted like he was furious.

He shouted outside: "Someone come!"

Wen Qianqian had no choice but to cooperate and started crying.

Zhao Bao, He Si and others who were guarding outside the door immediately filed in.

Even Old Madam Wen who was in the side hall vaguely heard the sound.

What happened?

Could it be that Wen Qianqian offended His Majesty?

What a useless thing! His Majesty liked her so much, but she still messed up everything.

If her Miaoxue came, it wouldn't happen.

Her Miaoxue must have many ways to please His Majesty, unlike Wen Qianqian, who is such a waste.

Oh my God, how could their Wen family be so unlucky to have such a good-for-nothing!

What if I get implicated?

Just as Old Madam Wen was hesitating and reluctantly leaning against the wall to listen carefully to the noises inside the hall, footsteps were heard at the door of the side hall.

Madam Wen stood up straight in an instant.

Because the movement was too big, she pulled the wound on her body and grimaced in pain.

At this time, Zhao Bao stepped into the door of the side hall and said with a smile: "Madam Wen, please come in!"

Madam Wen gritted her teeth and stepped forward.

Before she left the house, Wen Zehai showed her the portrait and she knew that this was the chief eunuch in the imperial court, Eunuch Zhao Baozhao.

She couldn't help but show some respect, and hesitantly took out a tael of silver from her bosom, stuffed it into Zhao Bao's hand, and asked with an expression that was uglier than crying: "Eunuch Zhao, may I ask what happened in the hall? If I could know something, I could make preparations in advance."

Zhao Bao simply pushed the silver away and his smile became even more fake.

"You'll know the details when you go there, but it's not a good thing. As for the silver, just keep it and don't take it out again."

Old Madam Wen was even more puzzled.

Why don’t any of them accept her money?

It was obvious that He Si accepted Qu's things!

Is this differential treatment?

Old Madam Wen still hasn't figured it out. It's not that the other party doesn't want to accept it, but that she gave too little.

Even He Si looked down upon that tael of silver, so how could Zhao Bao, the chief steward of the imperial court, think highly of it?

It was a sign of Zhao Bao's high quality that he didn't give her the cold shoulder.

But at least she knew that her guess might be correct and something bad had indeed happened.

Madam Wen followed Zhao Bao back to the main hall trembling with fear. As soon as she entered the room, she saw He Si holding Wen Qianqian in his arms, and Emperor Ming had an extremely ugly look on his face, as if he was about to burst into thunder.

This was dozens of times more terrifying than when he realized that Wen Miaoxue was not Wen Qianqian.

Madam Wen was so frightened that she knelt down immediately.

Besides being terrified, I was more angry.

She was already punished by not being allowed to treat her wounds, and now she was further punished. Is she going to survive?

What a troublemaker, what a jinx!

She hadn't even recovered from the "switch" yet, when she ran into this useless jerk and angered the Emperor again.

What on earth did this useless piece of shit do to anger His Majesty?

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty..."

Old Madam Wen placed her hands at her sides in fear and trepidation, and without thinking twice, she kowtowed heavily.

"Look up and see what a good granddaughter you taught her!"

When Old Lady Wen heard what Emperor Ming said, she bravely raised her head.

I saw that Emperor Ming's dragon robe was mostly wet, and Wen Qianqian's swaddling clothes were also wet in a spot.

Obviously, it was Wen Qianqian who peed Emperor Ming.

Oh my goodness! That was a dragon robe! Others didn’t even dare to look at the dragon robe, but she actually peed on it!

Didn’t Qu put a diaper on her?

"His Majesty!"

Madam Wen was afraid that she would be implicated, so she hurriedly said, "Qianqian didn't mean it. She is still young and can't control herself. I will teach her how to control herself when I go back."

"She's yours now, isn't she?"

"Yes……"

"Very good. If she can't control herself within ten days, you don't need to have your head. It's useless anyway, so it's a waste to keep it."

Old Madam Wen was shocked.

Ten days?

Wen Qianqian is just one month old. How can such a young child control the urge to urinate?

Even Dahai, the most promising child in her family, just stopped wearing diapers when he was eight months old.

Old Madam Wen was so frightened that she was sweating all over.

Is her head going to be lost?

No, no, she is still young, only in her seventies this year, and she doesn’t want to die yet!

In desperation, Madam Wen thought of Qu.

Her eyes suddenly lit up, and she said, "Your Majesty, I could have taught Qianqian, but I was injured today, and I'm afraid I can't do it even if I want to. Why don't you let my daughter-in-law teach Qianqian? She has given birth to four children, and Qianqian is her own daughter. She will be better at teaching a child than I am."

Emperor Ming sneered in his heart.

When there is nothing to do, she educates Qianqian, but when there is something to do, she throws Qianqian back to Qu.

Her head is a head, but isn’t Qu’s head a head?

What a cowardly and vicious old woman.

Emperor Ming thought this in his heart, but he looked impatient.

"It's up to you whoever wants to teach him. In ten days, I will send Xiao Baozi to check on him. Whoever can't teach him well will have his head taken away by me!"

"Yes, yes..." Old Madam Wen let out a long sigh.

"Get lost! Take your granddaughter with you! I thought she was cute, but now it seems that she is not even as good as the finger of any of my princesses. I will never see her again, and I will take back the name I gave her. Get lost!"

The tone of Emperor Ming's voice was filled with anger that made him want to kill someone.

But while Madam Wen wasn't paying attention, he secretly cast an apologetic look towards Wen Qianqian.

Wen Qianqian understood what he meant and started laughing.

[The Emperor's uncle is so good at acting! If Qianqian hadn't known it was an act, she would have believed it.]

Emperor Ming suppressed his laughter, waved his long sleeves, and walked away angrily.

When Old Madam Wen heard Wen Qianqian's laughter, she glared at her angrily.

It’s already this time, and you still dare to laugh!

Does this idiot know that he almost killed her grandmother?

Old Madam Wen suppressed her anger, thanked him, and stood up to hug Wen Qianqian.

"Madam Wen, let me do it. You are injured."

Zhao Bao looked sympathetic to the old man and took Wen Qianqian from He Si.

"I will carry Fourth Miss Wen out of the palace, and you can just take care of yourself."

Old Madam Wen was moved to tears.

"Thank you, Eunuch Zhao."

Zhao Bao smiled and said, "Madam, you don't have to be polite. Lord Wen has a great future. Please take good care of me in the future."

"No, no, it's up to you, Eunuch Zhao, to take good care of my Dahai."

Old Madam Wen felt very happy when she heard what Zhao Bao said.

As everyone knows...