After my girlfriend was turned gay, I stole her lover

Jiang Dongwen was deeply shocked when he heard that Zhang Yuge actually asked him to borrow money.

He looked at Zhang Yuge in confusion and asked, "You earn 5,000 yuan a month as a substitute player, and your family gives you 2,000 yuan for living expenses. You are a college student with a monthly living allowance of 7,000 yuan. Now you tell me that you have no money to eat?"

Zhang Yuge's red and swollen eyes were full of dark circles, which made Jiang Dongwen feel like a clown's nose was painted with two dark circles.

He looked at Jiang Dongwen with great shame, regretting not listening to his friend's advice: "I gave all my money to my girlfriend Cheng Yan. I really have no money this month, next month! When my family sends money next month, I will pay you back double as soon as possible!"

Jiang Dongwen took a look at Zhang Yuge's humble appearance and was furious: "Are you too much of a licker? You used your living expenses to be a licker of a woman, and now you come to borrow money from me for food?"

Even though he cursed rudely, he couldn't help but feel sorry for his good brother.

It wouldn't matter if it was someone else who couldn't be awakened by scolding. The key point is that Zhang Yuge was his benefactor in his previous life. He couldn't just watch him starve to death, right?

Jiang Dongwen saw that Zhang Yuge had lost the temper to refute, and knew that he was really at the end of his rope, so he sighed and said, "I still have half a box of instant noodles and two packs of ham, and there is 150 yuan on this meal card. I'll give it all to you! Anyway, there are only five days left until the next month."

Zhang Yuge was so moved that tears welled up in his eyes when he heard this: "Thank you, my good brother. I asked other people but they refused to lend me money. Only you are my true brother!"

Jiang Dongwen looked at him helplessly: "In fact, everyone knows that you are a dog licker. Who would be willing to lend money to you, a wronged person!"

This time, Zhang Yuge just acted like a quiet handsome man. He didn't retort to Jiang Dongwen, but lowered his head to boil water to eat instant noodles.

Jiang Dongwen looked at Zhang Yuge's cowardly look and felt that this would not work and would not solve the fundamental problem, so he followed him and stared at Zhang Yuge and asked, "What's going on between you and that woman now?"

Zhang Yuge replied silently: "I sent her a message, but she hasn't replied to me for two days."

Jiang Dongwen sighed: "When you meet a bad girl, your instinctive reaction should be the same as eating rotten fruit. The first reaction is to spit it out! Why are you still trying so hard to swallow it?"

"What should I do, brother?" Zhang Yuge finally couldn't hold it anymore, with a sad face, looking like a dog who stands guard for a bad woman.

Jiang Dongwen saw this and shouted angrily: "Get the money back quickly! How could you let that woman get away with it!"

"I'm afraid I won't get the money back!" Zhang Yuge was dejected, tears almost coming out.

Jiang Dongwen got even angrier: "Stop crying like that, you grown man, but you're acting like a little girl! Don't cry!"

Zhang Yuge was cheered up by Jiang Dongwen's shouting. He looked at Jiang Dongwen in a daze and said, "Brother, do you have any plan?"

Jiang Dongwen sighed: "I was supposed to go to work part-time tomorrow, so how about this! Now turn on your computer, log in to Autohome, and choose a good car that women like."

Zhang Yuge was stunned: "Why would I look at the car? I don't have any savings now."

Jiang Dongwen patted his wooden donkey's head and said, "It's because you don't have a penny left, so hurry up and look for a car. Find one that your girlfriend likes and buy her one!"

Zhang Yuge was even more confused: "What are you talking about? I don't understand! Brother! Wake me up!"

Jiang Dongwen was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, so he turned on the computer, clicked on the website, pointed at a BMW MINI and said, "See? Or this one? Tell your girlfriend Cheng Yan that you want to buy one for her in installments."

Zhang Yuge was puzzled and scratched his head anxiously: "But where do I get the money?"

Jiang Dongwen snorted and patted his shoulder: "Have you ever heard of buying a car with 0 down payment?"

Zhang Yuge suddenly realized: "I understand! If I buy a car for my girlfriend in installments, I can win back her love for me, right?"

Jiang Dongwen wanted to beat this stupid best friend to death. The food was placed in front of him, but he was unwilling to eat a single bite.

He felt that since he couldn't explain it clearly, he was too lazy to explain it: "Don't worry about the rest. Send a message to Cheng Yan and tell her that you want to buy her a BMW MINI and pick it up tomorrow. You need her ID card and ask her to lend it to you!"

Zhang Yuge was stunned for a moment, still not understanding what Jiang Dongwen wanted to do: "Is that all you said?"

Jiang Dongwen nodded and said, "That's right, that's it, tell me quickly! When you go to the 4S store to buy a car, call me along!"

Zhang Yuge had no choice. Since Jiang Dongwen, as a romantic, said he wanted to buy a car, he could only give it a try.

After all, Cheng Yan had ignored him for two days. If this continued, his spirit would no longer be able to bear this kind of cold violence.

As soon as Zhang Yuge sent Cheng Yan a voice message about buying a car, Cheng Yan replied almost immediately: "Great! Brother Yu, I like white. Come to the gate of Area A of the University Town Business Center tomorrow, I'll be waiting for you here! MUA! I love you the most!"

Zhang Yuge was so excited that he trembled all over after hearing Cheng Yan's seductive voice. He shouted to Jiang Dongwen excitedly: "Brother, she replied to me! She replied to my message! She said she loves me!"

Jiang Dongwen turned his face to the other half: "I don't want to see your dog-licking face. Do you believe her when she says she loves you?"

Zhang Yuge was bewitched by Cheng Yan and could not listen to Jiang Dongwen's sarcasm: "Then I went to the business center, what should I do next?"

Jiang Dongwen looked at his cowardly look and said helplessly: "What else can you do? If you can do it to her, do it. If you can't, we'll talk about it later."

Zhang Yuge understood Jiang Dongwen's meaning in a second. As a novice boy, his face turned red: "What do you mean by do it? Should I go get a room?"

Jiang Dongwen looked at Zhang Yuge's immature appearance and felt a little anxious: "Are you still riding the kindergarten bus? The number of coded URLs in your favorites is obviously several times more than mine! You don't need me to teach you this!"

Zhang Yuge touched his head embarrassedly: "No, I haven't tried the feeling of a real person. Tell me the truth, will she really do it for me?"

Jiang Dongwen looked at Zhang Yuge's slovenly otaku outfit and sighed, "If you get a haircut, shave your beard, and change your anime clothes, there's a 1% chance. I guess the limit for her to give you a bad mouth is already there."

Zhang Yuge was a little excited, holding his chin and daydreaming: "A mouth is fine! I haven't eaten a woman's mouth yet!"

"Anyway, remember, just put her name on the car, and it will belong to her from now on." Jiang Dongwen ignored Zhang Yuge's excitement and continued to remind him of the precautions.

Zhang Yuge nodded blankly: "I understand, brother, but my life will be difficult from now on. How much do I have to pay for the car loan every month?"

Seeing that Zhang Yuge was still a fool and didn't understand, Jiang Dongwen could only see through it without saying anything, and reminded him again: "You must get Cheng Yan's ID card, otherwise this revenge plan can't be carried out."

"What kind of revenge plan is this?"

Zhang Yuge looked at Jiang Dongwen and was suddenly confused.

Jiang Dongwen was a little tired after talking to him, so he simply lay down on the bed, covered himself with the quilt and prepared to go to sleep: "You will know when the time comes."