After the car accident, she lay down and ate melon

Gu Xiaoxiao's eyes were like a burning flame, hot and determined, as if they could burn all obstacles in front of them into ashes.

"Come on, let's continue talking about the big stick."

She glanced disdainfully at the humanoid prawn that was rolling on the ground and cursing, "Today, I will make you famous all over the country!!!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, Xu Dabang, your parents played their own games and gave birth to you. You were born with syphilis in your cells, and you always want to be a toy for three, four, five, or six rich women.

Damn, after all these years, you haven’t even managed to get a third child. You really let down your family’s tradition of education.”

Gu Xiaoxiao danced with the selfie stick vigorously, snap, snap, sweeping away the scum around the bed. She was obviously a weakling, but some people saw her as a mighty and domineering general!

He lowered his eyes to the big stick on the ground and said earnestly:

"You should study hard and make progress every day, instead of just sitting there and letting others do the hard work for you...

You have to work hard to get ahead, work hard to upgrade from Du Fupo's little 11 to 3, and then come and discuss the topic of three no three with me. "

There was silence in the live studio and the ward for 10 seconds, and then it was like a bomb suddenly exploded in the water, and there was an uproar——

"This San'er is a San himself and he slanders others."

"That's Dabang Ge, he has at least tens of millions of fans, would he be the 11th for someone else?"

"Fuck, she, she...she is so insulting, Big Stick should at least be a mistress."

"Woman, put down your weapons immediately and lie down for me to fuck...Which ward are you in? Hurry up and share your location. I'm coming..."

"Apologize, apologize, or Gans you..."

……

Gu Xiaoxiao glanced at the barrage and raised her lips in disdain.

"Whether it is true or not, 'Melon Farmers Selling Melons' has just been updated, with pictures and the truth, you will know if you go and have a look.

I have already identified them for you shit-eating dogs, they are all real. "

Gu Xiaoxiao's grin was "forced" and crazy, she was definitely a yandere.

Humph, old witch, for Boss Yin’s sake, I’m going to save some face for you. If you don’t want it, then let’s play ball together.

"Xu Bangbang, the name really suits him!"

Gu Xiaoxiao's face was full of contempt and disdain, and she fired like a machine gun!

"You said you are a good person, why do you have to be a licking dog, and lick oysters for rich women...

I've seen disgusting things, but I've never seen anything as disgusting as you. It's an insult to the word "human". And the way you stand and walk...

Damn, you still have the nerve to call me a big stick brother, you are simply insulting all sticks..."

Xu Rongrong held her stomach and couldn't stand up. Was the selfie stick in the stinky woman's hand electrified or poisonous?

He was in so much pain that he almost died. He could only lie on the ground and curse:

"Bitch, ahhh, you bitch, you're talking nonsense, I'm going to sue you for defamation."

"Go ahead, go ahead, sister, I'm waiting for you to fall into my trap.

Don't worry, I will prepare the evidence package for you."

Hehehe, this can be considered as accumulating blessings for those people you sold out, hahahaha...

Gu Xiaoxiao smiled in an unfathomable way, with a look of disgust on her face.

“You two are really disgusting. You licked the old woman that your father licked, and you didn’t even mind the old dirt that would give you diarrhea if you ate too much.

It's really disgusting, you and your son have such a big appetite."

Gu Xiaoxiao kept revealing the news, and for a moment, many people in the ward were suddenly at a loss, and felt a little weak in their hearts.

They didn't know whether it was true or not, but it was just so embarrassing.

A few people, seeing that the situation was not good, wanted to take the opportunity to slip away, but unfortunately, some people, because they are unlucky themselves, do not want others to get away with it.

Hold tightly to anyone who is trying to sneak away, even pushing them against the door.

The brainless nitpickers in the live broadcast room quickly came online——

"Bitch, you don't hit people in the face, you don't mention your father and mother when you scold people, you are a bastard born without a father and a mother..."

"Don't believe him, Big Stick Brother is not that kind of person!"

"Big Bang Bang, you are my heart, you are my liver, you are one-third of my life, don't worry, Mama will always support you!"

"..."

Gu Xiaoxiao glanced at the phone and sneered:

"Three quarters, does your husband know that you spent a fortune just to lick the stick?"

……

The live broadcast room was dead silent!

It was too dangerous. For a long time, no one dared to post a comment, for fear of being caught.

The people in the ward gradually reacted and started to cheer, like chickens in a burst of excitement.

"Gu Xiaoxiao, you little bitch, you dare to make up rumors. We will beat you to death."

The tall man with muscular body could no longer bear it. If they didn't stop it, they would probably fall to the ground.

But who is the crazy Gu Xiaoxiao?

She suddenly realized that by fighting violence with violence and giving tooth for tooth, the anger in her heart was largely dissipated.

OK, let’s do this from now on!!!

"Come on, come on, shoot here!"

Gu Xiaoxiao pointed at her head with the selfie stick and smiled evilly and complacently.

"As long as you have the money ready and are prepared to contribute to national construction for free, come anytime."

Then he pointed at the other people in the ward and said, "And you, huh."

The selfie stick was pointed at the second person who cursed her the most.

The man had bulging muscles all over his body, and his breasts were no less than those of women. He would occasionally strike a coquettish pose in front of his camera, making people so disgusted that they almost vomited their overnight meals.

"Zhou Dalong, you are worse than a snake, and you still have the nerve to call yourself Dalong?

You don't love pretty girls, but rather strong men. Does the pretty girl you tricked into marriage know that you are a mistress to a muscular man? "

The phone screen instantly went blank again, and everyone fell silent.

What did they hear???

So what did the mighty and majestic Big Dragon Brother give???

They were collectively hallucinating???

Yes, yes, yes, I must have gotten up too early today, or my posture was wrong, otherwise why would I have auditory hallucinations?

Many people didn’t believe it before and left the live broadcast room to watch the update of “melon farmers selling melons”, and it actually happened!!!

Come back and see the wonderful things in the live broadcast room——

"Really, really, it's all true!!!"

“That blogger is really not afraid of death!”

“Pictures speak louder than words!!”

“It is said that there is a reality show in the small theater!!”

"........."

The filters were shattered all over the floor, and there was also the sound of their hearts being broken without a trace. It turned out that they were the most miserable...

In an instant, most of the people left the live broadcast room, but within a few minutes, millions of people suddenly poured in like a rising tide.

"Here I come, I'm here to find the real fragrance!"

"Kankan, that Zi Zhenren with a good appetite, hehehe..."

"Anyone going to watch the movie? I've downloaded it, it's real people, no censorship, super exciting..."

"No wonder she looks so charming even when she's lying on the ground. She looks even more charming in the movies..."

"As long as you work hard enough, you can lick a hole with your tongue!!!"

"Create a group, create a group..."

……

Zhou Dalong raised his palm as big as a palm fan and rushed forward to hit Gu Xiaoxiao.

Gu Xiaoxiao couldn't get up by herself. The selfie stick in her hand moved as she wished, automatically lengthening, snap, snap -